I laughed, I cried, I vomited, and I was riveted to my seat the entire time. I was with this movie all the way, engaged in every plot twist, piece of dialogue, and rousing, emotional scene. I would not change a single thing about ...this masterpiece, other than the fact that it could have gone on for another ten hours and I would have probably loved it even more. Assigning this movie a score is pointless, for this is The Room, and it transcends numbers. If I had to give it some sort of ranking, I'd say it is 6 successful football catches out of 5. That may be an improper fraction, but The Room is improperly amazing, and thus no other score is suitable for it. I would like to thank writer-director-actor-everything else Tommy Wiseau for importing the $6 million worth of Korean leather jackets required to finance this movie. It was worth it. The Room is cinematic perfection at its highest level, and viewing it will change the way you see movies forever.