These mother fuckers make me wet. They make me cream in joy and anticipation. An unopened booster pack of base set Pokemon cards fills the mind with wonder and uncertainty. Each pack beaming with chance... could a Blastoise be amongst the midst of shitty common cards? A Zapdos?... an illusive Charizard?
It's 12 years on and I still fucking love these bastards. I love them more than the cards themselves. These sleek, tightly wrapped slut just begging you to rip it open and sort through it's innards. The shiny wrapping gleaming at you, begging you to fuck that slut and reap the holographic fruits of it's labour.
Anyone else love these booster packs? They go for about $14 a pack now, unopened.
Nothing after the first edition of Pokemon cards, though.