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These mother fuckers make me wet. They make me cream in joy and anticipation. An unopened booster pack of base set Pokemon cards fills the mind with wonder and uncertainty. Each pack beaming with chance... could a Blastoise be amongst the midst of shitty common cards? A Zapdos?... an illusive Charizard?
It's 12 years on and I still fucking love these bastards. I love them more than the cards themselves. These sleek, tightly wrapped slut just begging you to rip it open and sort through it's innards. The shiny wrapping gleaming at you, begging you to fuck that slut and reap the holographic fruits of it's labour.
Anyone else love these booster packs? They go for about $14 a pack now, unopened.
Nothing after the first edition of Pokemon cards, though.
At 8/30/11 06:23 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: I remember I would look at each card one at a time to make the experience last longer.
Suffice to say it made me look fucking retarded
God fucking damn it, me too. I held them upside down so I could only see the Pokemon logo and flip them one at a time.
"The next one will be a Charizard, I swear"
To the outside observer(parents) we all looked pretty fucking stupid. I remember taking a huge fucking stack of cards with me to school held together with a fraying elastic band. And as you can imagine it snapped on day and my cards went everywhere right on the street outside school and I went fucking mental just shouting abuse at passers by.
To this day it makes me shudder to look back on it. During my cleaning up some dick from my class offered to assist 80% sure he took some of my cards.
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go "ugh...."
My entire pokémon deck consists of booster pack cards.
I don't know if there's a difference between boosters and starter decks and so on though, save for that nice gold coin.
I had almost all the rare cards, and even some imported ones. Brought them down to the comic shop and saw a kid trade a charzard card for a big gundam model. I brought all my cards and wanted to trade them... All he was interested in was the charzard card, of which he said he now owned one.
But opening card packs was always a fun experience, wondering what the fuck was in them.
How much now?
That's fuckin expensive D:<
At 6/3/11 10:56 PM, BlakeMo wrote:
: I have no sexual orientation
: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HAS POTENTIAL TO BE BLESSED BY MY PENETRATION
At 8/30/11 09:02 PM, DevourerJay wrote: Magic the Gathering > Pokemon > Yugioh/ end
also blastoise was the best fucking one out of all of the original starters. one extra energy card per turn > shuffling around energy and throwing it all away for fuck all
"I can't see shit"
Pretty much the best thread I or anyone has ever made
At 8/30/11 07:10 PM, WildWes wrote: To the outside observer(parents) we all looked pretty fucking stupid. I remember taking a huge fucking stack of cards with me to school held together with a fraying elastic band. And as you can imagine it snapped on day and my cards went everywhere right on the street outside school and I went fucking mental just shouting abuse at passers by.
Oh well, don't think too much of it or you'll fuck up your brain even more. I'm sure they all have had similar experiences too.
And why did you fuck up your cards with that rubberband, dummy? All my card are still in perfect condition. Well... except for one... My card Called "Cool Porygon" That was bundled with select Nintendo 64's. It just got ruined recently due to the humidity.