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Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 02:28:37 Reply

These are the rules. What do you do?

Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 02:30:20 Reply

Cock slap your Mother.


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 02:32:57 Reply

Flask.

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 02:34:23 Reply

I swear, I hate when people write rules and leave notes. Pisses me the fuck off. I mean, if I'm living in that place. Really, it just irritates the fuck out of me.


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 02:35:54 Reply

Break all of them.

LIKE A BOSS!

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 02:38:05 Reply

At 8/30/11 02:35 AM, dlxrevolution wrote: Break all of them.

LIKE A BOSS!

That means you have to litter the place twice.

Discard trash, buy something else, then discard that too. That's how they get you to buy shit! It's probably saving them money to not hire a fucking janitor or something.

These guys are GENIUSES.


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 02:38:14 Reply

Where's the rule about not being allowed to shit on or under an admins desk?


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 02:39:47 Reply

it doesnt prohibit to Tbag yourself in public


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 05:41:48 Reply

Those rules are actually quite reasonable.


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 05:43:08 Reply

I fucking hate things like this. Makes the write sound like a pompous asshole.

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 05:53:01 Reply

At 8/30/11 05:43 AM, UnderTheAnchor wrote: I fucking hate things like this. Makes the write sound like a pompous asshole.

I feel like every nger has been trying to use the words in that '15 words you never use" thread.


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 06:06:02 Reply

At 8/30/11 02:28 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: These are the rules. What do you do?

Accept and follow them.


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 06:09:03 Reply

Those are some pretty reasonable rules, I don't really get how I'm supposed to react here.

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 06:11:22 Reply

what is the difference between rule 2 and rule 5, apart from the extra excamation marks and the additional word 'own'.

p.s. rule 7: throw away your garbage.


I am just a random user from a set of measure zero and thus am negligible. Or to put it another way, a worthless piece of shit.

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 06:11:34 Reply

Respect and obey them.


I'm back, I guess.

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 06:13:34 Reply

I'm OK with that.


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 06:55:04 Reply

At 8/30/11 02:28 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: These are the rules. What do you do?

Fun sponge or what?

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 07:00:19 Reply

I'd take a piss every where and be naked all time. Probably rub my dick on someone from time to time.


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 07:02:12 Reply

What the hell does rule 3 mean?

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 07:08:27 Reply

At 8/30/11 07:05 AM, Dew wrote:
At 8/30/11 07:02 AM, Squidbit wrote: What the hell does rule 3 mean?
Don't steal anything.

But only in the garage?

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 07:10:38 Reply

well shit whi gives a fuck i bet half of everybody wont follow that


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 08:02:54 Reply

At least it's nothing like the rules of the internet.


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 09:11:47 Reply

I like how they repeated "Throw away your trash" twice.

But the mods do that for us.

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 10:02:14 Reply

i think if your older than 13 you would follow these rules on your own, even if they're not written on paper, do you happen to have younger brothers?

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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 10:04:41 Reply

No drinks or food? How will we live?


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 10:06:22 Reply

Passive aggressivism in the form of writing for the win.


Let me kill your thread for you, it wasn't all that interesting anyway.
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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 10:08:23 Reply

At 8/30/11 10:04 AM, TechnoHound wrote: No drinks or food? How will we live?

What trash would there be if there are no drinks or food allowed?


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 10:08:31 Reply

I have food and drink here right now. And I just spilled some drink, and I'm not cleaning it up. :o So what do you plan to do about this? Hmmmm?


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Response to Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules 2011-08-30 10:33:27 Reply

At 8/30/11 02:35 AM, dlxrevolution wrote: Break all of them.

LIKE A BOSS!

Yeah, i agree with you.

If he made more rules like that.
He will be an idiot.