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These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:38:51 Reply

What the hell are these things made of? They are impossible to get off and resistant to water, fire, teeth, general wear and tear and anything else you can imagine.

This thing has been on me for days, I really need to find some scissors, which, I think, are the only item in the universe which can remove these bands.

I feel like a tagged animal. Cant get this thing off.

These fucking wristbands.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:40:12 Reply

At 8/29/11 01:38 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I feel like a tagged animal. Cant get this thing off.

You are officially tagged now. The meaning of it will be revealed soon.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:40:47 Reply

Think about it... If that wristband weren't Everything-proof, then it might come off while you are still at the place where you need it. How fuckin dumb would you feel if you payed $40 to go on all the rides all day and get a free lunch later only to find out that it tore off while you were on a ride.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:42:29 Reply

No kitchen knives? Haha.

Those things can be pretty annoying to get off sometimes. I don't like wearing them. Every time someone else puts one on me they don't stick the edges together evenly, and it ends up getting stuck to my hairs and pulling them. I miss being under 21 and going to shows and just getting X's on my hands. So simple.

I never really have a problem getting them off though. Just stick your finger through and pull. *Shrug*


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:44:04 Reply

Yeah they can be a pain to get off if you don't have scissors. You'd think they'd be a lot weaker considering they look like they're made of paper.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:44:10 Reply

If you don't have scissors, then go get some.

simple as that

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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:44:32 Reply

fun fact they were invented for use during the holocaust


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:49:14 Reply

At 8/29/11 01:40 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/29/11 01:38 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I feel like a tagged animal. Cant get this thing off.
You are officially tagged now. The meaning of it will be revealed soon.
At 8/29/11 01:44 PM, STEM wrote: fun fact they were invented for use during the holocaust

How Unsettling.

At 8/29/11 01:42 PM, StarF68 wrote:
I never really have a problem getting them off though. Just stick your finger through and pull. *Shrug*

You must have the strength of 1000 men

At 8/29/11 01:40 PM, Finalfina wrote: How fuckin dumb would you feel if you payed $40 to go on all the rides all day and get a free lunch later only to find out that it tore off while you were on a ride.

There should be a guy with scissors as you leave. Not everyone can afford scissors.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:51:59 Reply

At 8/29/11 01:49 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
At 8/29/11 01:40 PM, Finalfina wrote: How fuckin dumb would you feel if you payed $40 to go on all the rides all day and get a free lunch later only to find out that it tore off while you were on a ride.
There should be a guy with scissors as you leave. Not everyone can afford scissors.

Who said you needed to own a pair of scissors? Go to a friends house. Or even an office supply store. In fact... Scissors are very common things... Maybe you just need to live in a new town where scissors are more prominent.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:53:30 Reply

Grab the bit that is hanging loose inside. Pull it. Thank me later.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:53:58 Reply

At 8/29/11 01:51 PM, Finalfina wrote: Who said you needed to own a pair of scissors? Go to a friends house. Or even an office supply store. In fact... Scissors are very common things... Maybe you just need to live in a new town where scissors are more prominent.

That's true, you really only need to go somewhere where there are scissors, and use them real quick. Or something sharp, like a knife. As for pulling it off, just pull from where it connects and you should be able to break it. Some of them are definitely stronger than others though.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 13:59:45 Reply

At 8/29/11 01:38 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I feel like a tagged animal. Cant get this thing off.

Put your hand in a bear trap.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 14:01:42 Reply

I get a new one every month. They're really annoying to run around with.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 14:03:39 Reply

I've never seen them in my life.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 14:04:07 Reply

you have to salivate on them for 9 hours then tear


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 14:04:11 Reply

At 8/29/11 01:53 PM, StarF68 wrote:
At 8/29/11 01:51 PM, Finalfina wrote: Who said you needed to own a pair of scissors? Go to a friends house. Or even an office supply store. In fact... Scissors are very common things... Maybe you just need to live in a new town where scissors are more prominent.
That's true, you really only need to go somewhere where there are scissors, and use them real quick. Or something sharp, like a knife. As for pulling it off, just pull from where it connects and you should be able to break it. Some of them are definitely stronger than others though.

Actually yeah. Just get something sharp and cut it off. If you do not have ANYTHING sharp in your house, then you are the most unprepared person incase of a house break in.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 15:18:33 Reply

You just pull at the loose end and it comes off pretty easily.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 15:19:02 Reply

Use a knife.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 15:20:04 Reply

I usually tear it off with brute force. Because I'm Alpha like that.

These fucking wristbands.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 15:21:31 Reply

They're made of a really thin form of plastic, almost like fiberglass.

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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 15:22:15 Reply

At 8/29/11 03:20 PM, kisame wrote: I usually tear it off with brute force. Because I'm Alpha like that.

How many tries does it usually take? One? Hahaha, Two? Hahaha, Three! AH-AH-AH-AH!


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 15:26:55 Reply

At 8/29/11 03:22 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 8/29/11 03:20 PM, kisame wrote: I usually tear it off with brute force. Because I'm Alpha like that.
How many tries does it usually take? One? Hahaha, Two? Hahaha, Three! AH-AH-AH-AH!

One! One display of badassery ah ah ah!


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 15:30:40 Reply

When you get it off remember to THROW IT ON THE GROUND.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 15:30:54 Reply

Purge them with flame.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 15:56:30 Reply

At 8/29/11 02:03 PM, Lorkas wrote: I've never seen them in my life.

Me either.. what is it?


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 16:57:21 Reply

I pulled out three of my teeth and widdled them down with a stone and glued them together to make a bone dagger. Then I removed the band. Freedom at last.

These fucking wristbands.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 17:00:23 Reply

It is probably just the mark of the beast.

No need to worry, it's just a sign that you belong here.

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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 17:00:58 Reply

At 8/29/11 04:57 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I pulled out three of my teeth and widdled them down with a stone and glued them together to make a bone dagger. Then I removed the band. Freedom at last.

You got yourself one sexy arm, motherfucker.


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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 17:01:15 Reply

What is that? What is that for?

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Response to These fucking wristbands. 2011-08-29 17:01:41 Reply

At 8/29/11 01:42 PM, StarF68 wrote:
I never really have a problem getting them off though. Just stick your finger through and pull. *Shrug*

This is just what I usually do.


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