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The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 15:53:49 Reply

I actually learned in fucking school that in some religions such as Hinduism and Islam AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE CHRISTANITY, that masturbation is considered an unjust act. How is masturbation harming society in any way?

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 15:55:13 Reply

Killing the unborn

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 15:55:34 Reply

if one can eliminate desire

one can eliminate suffering

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 15:56:33 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:55 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: if one can eliminate desire

one can eliminate suffering

shut up

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 15:57:03 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:56 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 8/28/11 03:55 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: if one can eliminate desire

one can eliminate suffering
shut up

no you shut up

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 15:57:08 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:53 PM, OdysseyEurobeat wrote: THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE CHRISTANITY

Also why is christianity the most important?

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 15:57:12 Reply

I go on Spankwire and say I'm over 18 when I'm not.

Am I going to jail now?


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 15:58:42 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:57 PM, MetalBox wrote:
At 8/28/11 03:53 PM, OdysseyEurobeat wrote: THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE CHRISTANITY
Also why is christianity the most important?

because chrestanitnty supports jesus christ and shit

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 15:59:13 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:53 PM, OdysseyEurobeat wrote: I actually learned in fucking school that in some religions such as Hinduism and Islam AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE CHRISTANITY, that masturbation is considered an unjust act. How is masturbation harming society in any way?

That makes me fucking sick.

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:00:19 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:53 PM, OdysseyEurobeat wrote: I actually learned in fucking school that in some religions such as Hinduism and Islam AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE CHRISTANITY, that masturbation is considered an unjust act. How is masturbation harming society in any way?

you never heard? Masturbating makes jesus cry and kittens die


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:00:48 Reply

Same reason , any sexuality besides heterosexual is "unjust" . Because as long as you're not sticking your dick into a woman it's wrong , sticking your dick in your hand is wrong

I don't actually believe that but that's what the average christian believes
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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:05:13 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:53 PM, OdysseyEurobeat wrote: I actually learned in fucking school that in some religions such as Hinduism and Islam AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE CHRISTANITY

I find it hilarious that you'd pick one as the most important one you disagree with.

Christianity holds that lusting in one's heart towards someone they are not married to is essentially the same as adultery. The new testament, however, does not actually mention masturbation explicitly at all to my knowledge.

There are separate churches within Christianity that have different dogma on the matter, but as far as I can tell that's the only real prohibition against it.

One could make an argument that it chemically conditions one's self to a dependence on sexual gratification (i.e. chronic masturbation) that is not met within the precincts of marriage, causing laxity in sexual morals and the negative ramifications of the sexualization of society, such as the injustices of the pornographic industry, prostitution, human trafficking, increases in incidences of molestation and sexual assault, and the prevalence of sexual disorders.

However, that's likely to be a very lengthy, entrenched, deeply personal argument that is likely to go nowhere in this present intellectual climate. I suggest you simply investigate the matter for yourself impartially.


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:05:22 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:57 PM, phrozonfire wrote: I go on Spankwire and say I'm over 18 when I'm not.

Am I going to jail now?

Yes, in fact, we're gonna use the chair on you.

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:09:19 Reply

I think the argument is that it kills potential life or it is considered lustful. Of course, you can never make a law on morality for something so private. I had absolutely no idea that Hinduism banned masturbation. The only time it was mentioned in the Bible is when Onan was supposed to give his brother a rightful heir but spilt his seed next to his wife and was struck down for it. He was struck down because he did not give his brother a rightful heir, not because he spilt his seed.


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:09:23 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:58 PM, logic wrote:
At 8/28/11 03:57 PM, phrozonfire wrote: I go on Spankwire and say I'm over 18 when I'm not.

Am I going to jail now?
If I were a cop and I saw your sig I'd let you go and give you a get out of jail free card.

a normal cop would hunt him down and arrest him though amirite


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:11:27 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:56 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 8/28/11 03:55 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: if one can eliminate desire

one can eliminate suffering
shut up

let me explain tim schroeder's basic theory of pleasure for those who know nothing about neuroscience or how it works

to be pleased is an increase in desire satisfaction relative to expectation

to be displeased is the opposite

if one can eliminate desire, as the stoics and buddhists teach, one can attain a sort of flow, a middle ground between pleasure and displeasure

this is the ideal state of mind

it's all just chemicals in the ventral pallidum and orbitofrontal cortex anyways

the early christian mystics (as well as ascetics in other religions) were smart enough to realize this and this is why they preached their ascetic sexual lifestyle

some like to misconstrue it though

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:11:40 Reply

At 8/28/11 04:09 PM, Boss wrote:
At 8/28/11 03:58 PM, logic wrote:
At 8/28/11 03:57 PM, phrozonfire wrote:
If I were a cop and I saw your sig I'd let you go and give you a get out of jail free card.
a normal cop would hunt him down and rape and murder him though amirite

I corrected your post for greater accuracy.

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:12:35 Reply

I honestly wonder why it is unjust in christianity too. I guess it has something to do with sperm or something.

So...

Sperm = life
Masturbation = your killing life


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:27:46 Reply

Masturbation is not a sin. Some Christians take the bible out of context.

Onan was a guy in the bible who was supposed to have sex with his sister in law Tamar to get her pregnant. It was customary to in those days for the brother to sleep with his deceased brother's wife. They did this to keep the family bloodline. Anyway Onan slept with Tamar but did not get her pregnant because he know he would not be able to keep the child. Every time they had sex he would ejaculate on the floor. God was upset by this and killed Onan.

The actual sin was Onan disobeying God. Not masturbating. Some religions associate 'spilling seed' with masturbation.

Some christians support masturbation. They think it prevents fornication and adultery.


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:29:50 Reply

At 8/28/11 03:53 PM, OdysseyEurobeat wrote: I actually learned in fucking school that in some religions such as Hinduism and Islam AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE CHRISTANITY, that masturbation is considered an unjust act. How is masturbation harming society in any way?

*Sigh* It's called faith in religion.

End of story.


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:36:58 Reply

At 8/28/11 04:27 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Masturbation is not a sin. Some Christians take the bible out of context.

it's not that they take it out of context, per se, but rather that they take every line as some sort of divine mandate (and even then, only the convenient ones). it's very likely you've seen a hardcore christian eat shellfish at some point in his life, yet it's forbidden in the same way homosexuality is. those two things were mostly forbidden, not due to those acts being some affront to god, but rather because they posed health risks (considering when those lines were written).

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:41:29 Reply

The bible says that you should only cum in order to make a baby and masturbation is a form of lust.

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:43:14 Reply

because being happy is a sin you heathen

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:44:28 Reply

My only real problem is how fake people try to act. Always trying too mask themselves around their peers acting like they are always nice and practice every little thing in bible when they know they are only deluding themselves and make it painful for down to earth people to like them or their religion.

Being a christian for most of my life masturbation has never came up in a sunday lecture. Smart, Cause who dare say your going to hell for masturbating with a straight face?


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:45:09 Reply

At 8/28/11 04:12 PM, coleknows wrote:
So...

Sperm = life
Masturbation = your killing life

Seeing as sperm dies anyway regardless of your sexual habits, it doesn't make a difference.

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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 16:50:28 Reply

it prevents us from building up so much desire that we would fuck anything that moves. and explode nd shit like it. it prevents the world from becoming a cum marble.


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 17:03:03 Reply

This reminds me about something:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&
v=RzHcqcXo_NA


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 17:04:11 Reply

At 8/28/11 05:03 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: This reminds me about something:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&
v=RzHcqcXo_NA

"Anti-masturbation campaign"

Lol, good luck with that.


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 17:05:12 Reply

Illegal masturbation would make me feel dirty whilst I do it. Oh yeah. Forbidden self love.


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Response to The legality of Masturbation. 2011-08-28 17:16:09 Reply

I'm still a member of teens against porn before they closed membership.

I never got around to trolling them, though.


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