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How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:02:24 Reply

I've done it pretty much every day since I was 12 or so and I'm 19 now

So that's 7 years, meaning I've fapped approximately 2,555 times

How about you?

can you beat my score?
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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:04:14 Reply

I started at 6 years old and now I am 18 (turning 19) and I have never stopped.

Did I win?


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:04:15 Reply

I don't even know.

I don't know where to start.


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:04:37 Reply

I don't do that.


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:04:40 Reply

About 2 or 3 times a day

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:05:13 Reply

I have never fapped. Truth.

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:05:29 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:04 PM, Asandir wrote: I don't do that.

Queer ^^^

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:05:58 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:04 PM, Mismo wrote: I started at 6 years old and now I am 18 (turning 19) and I have never stopped.

Did I win?

No because lying doesn't count.

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:06:15 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:05 PM, Dancing-Thunder wrote:
At 8/27/11 03:04 PM, Asandir wrote: I don't do that.
Queer ^^^

Atleast I answered the question.


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:06:16 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:04 PM, Mismo wrote: I started at 6 years old and now I am 18 (turning 19) and I have never stopped.

Did I win?

That would still only count as once, so no

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:06:22 Reply

Same thing as you, except I've doing for two years now.

But I am planning stop doing it for good, when September starts.


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:07:36 Reply

since i was about 16, about once every three days or so

i guess that's approaching 1000

feels like a lot more though

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:07:44 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:04 PM, Asandir wrote: I don't do that.

Do you have some kind of guilty pleasure at all? As far as I know you don't drink, you don't smoke and that you don't fap. What do you do?


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:08:47 Reply

I don't know even ... Why you would want to talk about that with pride?

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:08:50 Reply

I tried doing the math and my calculator just said:
Error: Can not multiply by imaginary unit

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:11:56 Reply

i started like once a week when I was 4 and now i do it like 8 times a day.

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:12:03 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:08 PM, argile wrote: I don't know even ... Why you would want to talk about that with pride?

Because doing anything for 7 years straight is an accomplishment.

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:13:52 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:11 PM, walkinator wrote: i started when I was 4

dude what

how is that even possible?

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:14:40 Reply

Well, I do it since I was 10. I think I've done it around 2000 times.
Holy shit what


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:15:07 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:13 PM, SpiderTaco wrote:
At 8/27/11 03:11 PM, walkinator wrote: i started when I was 4
dude what

how is that even possible?

I am the god of masterbation, that's how.

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:17:05 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:04 PM, Asandir wrote: I don't do that.

....

How many times have you masturbated


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:17:41 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:17 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 8/27/11 03:04 PM, Asandir wrote: I don't do that.
....

Do you not believe me?


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:18:25 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:05 PM, DonCarrera wrote: I have never fapped. Truth.

you lie.

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:19:25 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:04 PM, Asandir wrote: I don't do that.

...either you're lying, have superhuman will power, you do it in your sleep and don't notice or you're physically/emotionally damaged in some way.


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:19:55 Reply

I've fapped multiple times everyday since I was 11, so around 6190.

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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:21:18 Reply

At 8/27/11 03:17 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/27/11 03:17 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 8/27/11 03:04 PM, Asandir wrote: I don't do that.
....
Do you not believe me?

I just think it's a little weird . But whatever floats your boat i guess :)


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:23:12 Reply

300 times a day for 3 years.
that's like, 9 gazzillion


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:23:28 Reply

Stopped well over a year ago but if I had to make a guesstimate of how many times I had done so over time I think the most reasonable answer would have be 2,705 times before I stopped.


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 15:29:25 Reply

Well, I have this 4 gallon bucket I've been fapping into for the last 5 years and once it's full, I'll drag it to the nearest fertility clinic and make some serious bank.


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Response to How many times have you masturbated 2011-08-27 16:49:13 Reply

My answer


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