That annoying childhood friend.

[Zippy-MyMusic]

We all had that friend as kids that would pull stupid shit and ruin childhood for everyone. What stories can you share about childhood pricks?

For example. One of my friends got ripped off on a yugioh card trade on the playground and told his parents. His parents called the school and got the game banned.

[Eperiod]

This has potential. I bet I could think of a few...

[Darthleather]

This one kid sucked my dick then went around telling people I was gay.

[Zippy-MyMusic]

At 8/25/11 09:44 PM, BAKEdLays wrote: Oh lawdy yu-gi-oh please be a troll

we were like, 9 years old. it was actually "cool" then.

[paradigmvulpes]

i once had a childhood friend preposition me for gay sex when we were wrestling...i stopped hanging out with him after that.

[chiefindomer]

I used to be friends with someone that fits the description in that pic perfectly. If you were at his house, he wouldn't let any guests decide what to do, you could only do what he felt like doing. If you tried to play with any of his toys, he would all of the sudden want to play with that toy. If you got to play video games, he always wanted to play a one player game and would only give you a turn after he had at least 5 turns. If you got to watch a movie, it always had to be one of 3 shitty movies that he liked, seriously the kid would not watch anything but the same small selection of movies he'd already watched hundreds of times.

It didn't take long for me, as well as a few others, to stop hanging out over his house, which would make him whine about how nobody wants to come over anymore. Fucking asshole deserved it.

[POTaTOS]

When I was a kid, my best friends friend was an asshole. We'd usually let him take extra turns, and when we told him he was taking too many turns he said we were treating him badly.

[Zippy-MyMusic]

Another common situation....

[Lorkas]

Finally a meme I can relate to.

[42nono]

One of my old friends used to a complete asshole when i was at his house. We would be playing a video game (goldeneye) and whenever i would dominate him i would laugh and he would start getting all touchy and hit me and sometimes tackle me to the ground. I could have easily kicked his ass but i felt bad for him as he recived no attention from his parents making him an attention whore. I hate getting physical (except in the bedroom hurr-hurr) and we could never just play a game. Then one day i finnaly snapped and kicked the living shit out of him and broke his nose. He had to go to the hospital and my parents had to pay the hospital bill. Today (about 12 years later) we are still casual friends and i occasionally invite him over for gaming and stuff. he is no longer violent and hes actually pretty decent to be around. Thats my story.

[SpartanBunny]

At 8/25/11 09:45 PM, Darthleather wrote: This one kid sucked my dick then went around telling people I was gay.

Uhhh...

[kazumazkan]

yeah i had friend till he became an asshole

[Dogmeat]

At 8/26/11 12:31 AM, agustana wrote: One dude stood up in elementary school in the classroom on top of his desk, whipped out his dick, and pissed into the trashcan.

ITT: Agustana admits actions in 3rd person.

[Zippy-MyMusic]

At 8/26/11 12:31 AM, agustana wrote: One dude stood up in elementary school in the classroom on top of his desk, whipped out his dick, and pissed into the trashcan.

Teacher's reaction?

[fuzzum111]

I had some friends like that.

I was the only one with a system, and everyone always wanted to do their own thing.

Also kids followed me on my way home after school (this is like 4th grade) and it was after a big storm, so thee was tree branches everywhere. They beat me with sticks. on my legs. It left bruises the size of grapefruits.

[NekoMika]

Did have this one friend who was cool until he became a jackass and usually ignoring advice and help and whining about stupid things, twas annoying. Glad I no longer talk to him.

[TheStorkCollector]

I have a friend who is described by OP's picture

[mushroomn]

Everyone's got a friend like this, right? My high school friend moved from kansas and he told me about how in order to be allowed to play video games at his friend's house he had to show him and his older brothers his ass and his penis. Inexplicable

[TheTrooper5]

I had a friend when I was about 10 years old who was one of those people who you think has autism or some genuine mental difficulty, but really was just a moron.
I went round his house once and he pretty much started fiddling with his zip and repeating "Don't look yet, don't look!".
This was during that sort of inane childish act where people would put their thumb through their zip and pretend it's a penis.
I figured he was doing this and just shrugged it off, when I turned around he'd got his penis through the zip and was flailing it around.
I promptly left and never spoke to him again.

He's now a cleaner at our old high school

[KingPin727]

Something like that happened to my school in 3rd grade. My friend traded his 3 Exodia pieces on accident and wanted to get them back and the kid was like "Nuh Uh man. No way no trade backs." That bastard.