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JonWB2005
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Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:27:07 Reply

You're in a walmart bathroom, you only have 5 minutes to live and no chance for survival, what do you do?

i'm getting paid to pester you all muwhahaha

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:28:07 Reply

Get a flight back to my own country where they dont have Walmart.

they do have a subsidiary of it though

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:28:21 Reply

Jump out of the door and get the fuck out of Walmart!

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:28:35 Reply

A bathroom? I think I would try to take a shower.

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:28:38 Reply

i would make a shitty thread on NG

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:29:34 Reply

Well, i definatly wouldnt run to the guns department and shoot everyone and everything.

Because those guns are SHIT!

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:32:04 Reply

Whip out the high-pressure laser pistol that I keep in my back pocket at all times for just such an occasion, get into riot cop stance, and fire away until all walls are out of my way.

Then I run out in slow-motion as the Wal-Mart behind me explodes behind me.

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:32:14 Reply

I don't know what I'd do, but you should definitely run out the bathroom quickly and check the shelves and buy some originality.

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:35:04 Reply

I wouldn't be in a shitty walmart bathroom stall, I would go home to do my buisness.

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:37:21 Reply

I dunno, take a shit I guess? That would be why I went to the bathroom in the first place.

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:38:43 Reply

I was already dead, there was no way I could ever enter a Wal-Mart and expect to live.

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 17:38:48 Reply
At 8/25/11 05:32 PM, Slint wrote: I don't know what I'd do, but you should definitely run out the bathroom quickly and check the shelves and buy some originality.

well when composing this post i decided on the last place i would ever want to die and so here we are in the walmart bathroom

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 18:09:14 Reply

Run out of the bathroom and hit up the pharmacy mang

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 18:10:52 Reply

Have toilet paper races with myself.

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 18:58:18 Reply

I'd eat some ujabuja.

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 19:05:35 Reply

Uh, get naked and streak around the store?

What else can you do?

I wouldn't even have enough time to make a proper goodbye post on one of their non password protected computers.

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 19:07:42 Reply
At 8/25/11 05:30 PM, logic wrote: I'd eat some shit on a shingle.

Me too!!! What a coincidence!!!

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 19:08:31 Reply
At 8/25/11 05:30 PM, logic wrote: I'd eat some shit on a shingle.

Damn it... i really should check out that thread... I'm gunna go now...

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Response to Only 5 minutes 2011-08-25 19:14:56 Reply

Five minutes? I'd cut my dingle off and eat it, if I couldn't live I might as well try it. Can't hurt, amirite?

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