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Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 09:42:58 Reply

Laptops for kids in Africa? Are you kidding me?

One of three things is going to happen to these...

1. They will be stolen and used for more 419 scams in Nigeria

2. Sold for drug money

3. Sold to pay for rebellions...


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 09:45:39 Reply

They don't need laptops, they need food.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 09:46:46 Reply

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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 09:54:15 Reply

What they need is education. If only there were a device that could act as a portal to the greatest pool of information that mankind has created. Something that you could put on top of your lap and allow access to a vast network of computers, a "web" if you will that is as wide as the world.

If only...


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 09:55:28 Reply

At 8/25/11 09:54 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: What they need is education. If only there were a device that could act as a portal to the greatest pool of information that mankind has created. Something that you could put on top of your lap and allow access to a vast network of computers, a "web" if you will that is as wide as the world.

If only...

Yeah there is a great idea, why not just show them how to create a 419 email while you're at it... sheesh....


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 10:11:00 Reply

instead giving them fucking laptops they need to be sent food instead of electronics


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 10:14:00 Reply

At 8/25/11 10:11 AM, kazumazkan wrote: instead giving them fucking laptops they need to be sent food instead of electronics

Well, get cracking.

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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 11:06:27 Reply

At 8/25/11 10:14 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote:
At 8/25/11 10:11 AM, kazumazkan wrote: instead giving them fucking laptops they need to be sent food instead of electronics
Well, get cracking.

www.freerice.com

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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 13:26:41 Reply

At 8/25/11 01:25 PM, logic wrote: How you wanna bet they're going to eat the laptops?

Ill put my money on that.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 13:27:56 Reply

At 8/25/11 10:14 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote:
At 8/25/11 10:11 AM, kazumazkan wrote: instead giving them fucking laptops they need to be sent food instead of electronics
Well, get cracking.

www.freerice.com

Good website. I remember in high school for freshmen and sophmore year they only wanted us playing on that site. As for the laptops I remember Tom making a front page post on it a couple of years back stating those laptops were not too awful bad.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 13:34:08 Reply

At 8/25/11 09:54 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: What they need is education. If only there were a device that could act as a portal to the greatest pool of information that mankind has created. Something that you could put on top of your lap and allow access to a vast network of computers, a "web" if you will that is as wide as the world.

If only...

I didn't know that laptops were the only way to access great amounts of information and as such are absolutely necessary to the learning experience of the average African child.

Seriously, what these kids need is a stable and affordable education system(Again, laptops aren't necessary.) and a good amount of healthy food and clean water.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 13:47:35 Reply

At 8/25/11 09:55 AM, StCyril wrote: Yeah there is a great idea, why not just show them how to create a 419 email while you're at it... sheesh....

Umm, so you want to prevent these kids from having access to the large database of information that is the internet because of the potential that some of them might send spam emails?

I think you need to rearrange your priorities.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 13:52:32 Reply

This is by far the most ridiculous charity campaign I have ever seen or heard of.
What do African kids even do with friggin' laptops?

At 8/25/11 10:14 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote:
At 8/25/11 10:11 AM, kazumazkan wrote: instead giving them fucking laptops they need to be sent food instead of electronics
Well, get cracking.

www.freerice.com

Here in Finland we actually had a nation-competition between different classes, where the class with the most rice collected would win. Surprisingly, our class won! lol. Suppose it didn't have a lot of competitors, as Finland is a small country anyways. Well. The sponsors of course decided the bought our class a prize: three health-drinks per person. Well one bottle of those probably costs around 4 dollars. There were 28 students in my class, so that equals health-drinks worth about 340 dollars! My rough estimations say that hundreds of African children could be given food with that money, but no. We had to get health-drinks (which nobody even liked anyway).
Conclusion: charities don't work. Period.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 13:55:11 Reply

At 8/25/11 01:52 PM, RandomGreatness wrote: This is by far the most ridiculous charity campaign I have ever seen or heard of.
What do African kids even do with friggin' laptops?

Well yeah I guess if they don't have electricity or an internet provider, there's not a lot of point...


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 15:02:49 Reply

idea... books,pens/pencils, food, water.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 15:05:24 Reply

Africa got no wifi anyway

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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 15:07:27 Reply

Laptops are a great way to get education you know. In fact, I remember this one person who was writing in a newspaper asking why we even needed education anymore given the fact that you could find whatever you wanted on the Internet. Seriously, I've read books written by college professors and they are not able to answer a question but you can find a better answer just by Googling it. I believe this can still be beneficial.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 15:16:43 Reply

I was going to call OP heartless, until I saw what it was about. It really is a stupid charity.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-25 15:29:51 Reply

i would rather donate real food and real educational stuff

donate an extra 30 bucks so an African kid can have "black ops" alongside his laptop
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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-27 23:36:03 Reply

At 8/25/11 03:29 PM, RyanBustersword123 wrote: i would rather donate real food and real educational stuff

donate an extra 30 bucks so an African kid can have "black ops" alongside his laptop

LOL Black ops along side the laptop, oh joy!


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-28 00:01:44 Reply

I saw an ad for Stopping AIDs in Africa.
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They're in so much trouble they need all the aid they can get!


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-28 00:08:49 Reply

At 8/25/11 01:47 PM, TheBlueRaven wrote:
At 8/25/11 09:55 AM, StCyril wrote: Yeah there is a great idea, why not just show them how to create a 419 email while you're at it... sheesh....
Umm, so you want to prevent these kids from having access to the large database of information that is the internet because of the potential that some of them might send spam emails?

I think you need to rearrange your priorities.

I myself would do much worse than that just to keep 12 year olds off of the BBS


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-28 00:20:03 Reply

I think a charity that's even more topsy-turvey is Child's Play. Instead of giving starving Ethiopian's food or money for medical care, let's give children who have plenty of food and health care video games! Obviously sick Little Timmy needs money for his amusement much more than Starving Tyrone needs it to not die.

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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-28 01:30:36 Reply

At 8/25/11 09:54 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: What they need is education. If only there were a device that could act as a portal to the greatest pool of information that mankind has created. Something that you could put on top of your lap and allow access to a vast network of computers, a "web" if you will that is as wide as the world.

If only...

1) Most of Africa has severe issues with getting any kind of electricity, making the laptops extremely situtational and limited tools of learning.

2) Without infastructure in a country to support educated individuals with jobs that make use of their skills, all that will happen is that the children will grow up with their education and migrate. The problem will still exist until you can give the kids of the next generation a reason to stay in their country and put their education to good use.

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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-29 07:17:34 Reply

At 8/28/11 12:08 AM, Malt-Shake wrote:
I myself would do much worse than that just to keep 12 year olds off of the BBS

I'm more worried about these laptops being used for 419 scams!


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-29 08:05:08 Reply

At 8/25/11 03:05 PM, saqwert wrote: Africa got no wifi anyway

^ This.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-29 10:36:45 Reply

At 8/29/11 08:05 AM, Legnus wrote:
At 8/25/11 03:05 PM, saqwert wrote: Africa got no wifi anyway
^ This.

I know, exactly!


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-29 12:27:41 Reply

At 8/28/11 12:20 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: I think a charity that's even more topsy-turvey is Child's Play. Instead of giving starving Ethiopian's food or money for medical care, let's give children who have plenty of food and health care video games! Obviously sick Little Timmy needs money for his amusement much more than Starving Tyrone needs it to not die.

Yeah, nothing says topsy-turvey like giving kids in hospitals something to do instead of just sitting there, going through therapy, and possibly dying from something. Nice to see that you have your priorities in order.

Besides, I'm sure the starving Ethiopians would rather have food than the Internet, so sending perfectly good laptops out there is a bad idea, compared to clean water and food.


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-29 12:40:15 Reply

Who needs food and water when you have laptops?


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Response to Stupid Charities... 2011-08-29 13:00:02 Reply

At 8/25/11 09:45 AM, LucasJC wrote: They don't need laptops, they need food.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, give a man a laptop and he will eat for a lifetime...wait, what?