well i was in class the other day..

[Alfoo]

and this weird feeling came ova me. i felt like i shitted my pants! i asked the teacher to go to the bathroom, and i did, and i pulled down my undies and found my underwear was soaking wet with cum! then, suddenly, some jizz squiirted outta mah dick and splatted on my face! :/ kinda gross, but i tell ya, it felt soooo GOOD!!! tomorrow im gonna go to the bathroom and masturbate! (im new to it!) XDDDD

[golem-destroy]

Cool story bro? Seriously, what do you want us to say?

[Alfoo]

At 8/25/11 01:05 AM, golem-destroy wrote: Cool story bro? Seriously, what do you want us to say?

idk..... wateva u want?

[Darthleather]

I know a certain boy who's getting a visit from Krampus this Christmas.

[chipotleaway]

How old are you?

[Xenomit]

I know your just being an anoying troll, but seriously, grow up a little

[Alfoo]

At 8/25/11 01:14 AM, Xenomit wrote: I know your just being an anoying troll, but seriously, grow up a little

surprizingly, i WASNT trolling. just because im 13 and have very bad grammar ans spelling and typing issues dosent meen im trolling. aint a kid allowed to masturbate?

[Xenomit]

At 8/25/11 01:15 AM, Alfoo wrote: surprizingly, i WASNT trolling. just because im 13 and have very bad grammar ans spelling and typing issues dosent meen im trolling. aint a kid allowed to masturbate?

i find it hard to beleive that your testicular preasure was high enough for you to cum in your own face at the age of 13

[Alfoo]

At 8/25/11 01:16 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 8/25/11 01:15 AM, Alfoo wrote: surprizingly, i WASNT trolling. just because im 13 and have very bad grammar ans spelling and typing issues dosent meen im trolling. aint a kid allowed to masturbate?

i find it hard to beleive that your testicular preasure was high enough for you to cum in your own face at the age of 13

yeah, well, i WAS looking directly face-to-penis with it :/ it just suddenly went...... splat! lolz

[TheGrim]

One time I was in class too, then I had this feeling like I was shitting my pants, and I ask the teacher if I can hit the head. He's like, sure bro, so I start towards the door, then this long, rolling rip of a fart comes out and I dump in my pants! So now, everyone is staring at me, mouths open, someone starts crying, so I slowly pull down my pants to see the damage.

My drawers are soiled, brown mush just everywhere, I'm humiliated and disgusted.

And that's why I never finished high school, kiddos!

[Finalfina]

Fail troll is failing.

I didn't even crack a smirk at this....

[Darthleather]

My pants are full of fucking shit right now! Oh god it stinks!

[Garage]

OP's post is neither funny, nor properly constructed, nor true.

It is a confirmed fail.

[tox]

~sigh~
Alright... so ... welcome to cocks little one

[TheGrim]

At 8/25/11 01:31 AM, tox wrote: ~sigh~
Alright... so ... welcome to cocks little one

Yes, welcome to cocks, now suck mine!

[Darthleather]

Why do people like you exist?

U mad?

[DarkShadowblade]

At one point, we were all this guy. Don't criticize him per say, but make him an example. We can tell he's probably between the ages of 9-15 or a troll account.
He's an example of the birth of a newgrounder. We all are stupid at one point, and this is his point.

[MrMeD]

At 8/25/11 01:54 AM, DarkShadowblade wrote: At one point, we were all this guy..

No, I never gave self facials.

[TheStorkCollector]

NICE TROLL4

sorry for the caps lock that was an accident.