How do you ruin a NGer's life?

[Painbringer]

Cut off his arms and legs:

That way he won't be able to post on the BBS, masturbate, or kill himself.

[robotking98]

Wouldn't just cutting off his arms suffice for all three of those?

[Razz]

At 8/24/11 08:29 PM, Painbringer wrote: Cut off his arms and legs:

That way he won't be able to post on the BBS, masturbate, or kill himself.

Or just print his NG posts and show them to his mother.

[Painbringer]

At 8/24/11 08:30 PM, robotking98 wrote: Wouldn't just cutting off his arms suffice for all three of those?

Not if he can use his toes, or jump off a building.

[TommyCooper]

At 8/24/11 08:30 PM, robotking98 wrote: Wouldn't just cutting off his arms suffice for all three of those?

he could still jump off a staircase, walk into traffic, jump off a building or a cliff, the options are ENDLESS

[Expectrum]

I think that would ruin most people's lives, not just Newgrounders. I say most because people with a strong determination and creativity can still find a way to do the things you listed.

For instance, to kill themselves, they could simply bite their own tongue with enough strength to cause a hemorrhage.

[Boss]

At 8/24/11 08:31 PM, JoeMation wrote:

At 8/24/11 08:29 PM, Painbringer wrote: Cut off his arms and legs:

That way he won't be able to post on the BBS, masturbate, or kill himself.

Or just print his NG posts and show them to his mother.

this 'un

[dreaming-loudly]

Reset all their stats, post count and change their sign up date to the present day. It'd crush all the statwhores/postwhores on this forum.

[Ericho]

At 8/24/11 08:29 PM, Painbringer wrote: Cut off his arms and legs:

That seems like it would ruin
anybody's life.

[ImaSmartass2]

Let him stay on NG.

or post dox on 4chan.

[Chemich]

Find out what girl he has a crush on, then take her for my own and tell her that he has herpes.

GG.

[Lorkas]

Give them complete freedom to do what they want.

[WildWes]

At 8/24/11 08:29 PM, Painbringer wrote: That way he won't be able to post on the BBS, masturbate, or kill himself.

Use a machine that reads my facial movements to post
Suck my own one
Blow through the straw and pilot my wheelchair over a cliff - can't swim...might float

[Xenomit]

No, you say 'i dont like you' and they will forever hate themselves

[Chdonga]

Or just introduce him to 4chan's /v/.

He'll turn into a fat neckbeard casual raging asspie plebian (whatever the hell that is) right in front of your very eyes.

[Gobblemeister]

Why would anyone ever want to do that to another human being this isn't something to joke about at all...

[Painbringer]

At 8/24/11 09:04 PM, Ericho wrote: That seems like it would ruin
anybody's life.

You know, you're actually right.

But cutting off all fingers would ruin most people's NG and masturbation experience.

[kazumazkan]

by posting there info on da interwebs and shit like that

[cATbYtE]

If he's a hardcore NGer blam all of his movies, or get him perma-banned
Post the most embaressing thing about him at his school or post it on the internet whetaer its true or not.

[walkinator]

e-mail gay porn to their mom using their account.

[TheGrim]

Just cut off his penis, he will be so ashamed that he will commit suicide

[wuggums47]

At 8/24/11 08:30 PM, robotking98 wrote: Wouldn't just cutting off his arms suffice for all three of those?

No, you can fap with your feet if your flexible enough, and if you were patient you could probably hit the right keys with your toes.

[ZJ]

This is the best thread that I have read all day.

[Bobbybroccoli]

They could theoretically kill themselves by not breathing.

But yes, you are very clever...

[POTaTOS]

At 8/24/11 10:14 PM, Bobbybroccoli wrote: They could theoretically kill themselves by not breathing.

Is that even possible? I imagine they'd just pass out and continue breathing.

[SoupLuger]

Publish their BBS posts

[DarkMatter]

you cans still worm your way into traffic if your a trooper!

[Kanon]

I would be very nice, set them in a very comfortable chair. After they get comfortable I would then fluff their pillow set it behind their head maybe give them a shoulder massage to relax them, after a while of doing so I'd casually tie them down, hands feet and neckstrap to kep them pinned to their chair. I'd carefully inject them with adrenaline to keep them from passing out and very slowly and brutally start amputating their legs and arms, then to keep them from bleeding to death i'd seer their open wounds and when they're armless and legless, i'll put a movie on for them to watch, after I remove their eyelides so they can't blink or look away. As soon as the movie starts they'll realize it's a video of every known shock site, but thats not the best part, the best part will be at the end of the video, when the said user discover's how I fucked both of their parents and they'll have to watch as I cut their mothers throat only to casually seperate it with my cock and maybe remove one of her ears or eyes and fuck that too, all while their father watches and screams at the sick shit I am doing, maybe after I blow my load once, I'll saw off one of her breasts an gag their father with it as I shove a knife up his ass and fuck him with that too pllus much much more, but i'm sure you guys are getting bored reading every word of this now aren't you?

[POTaTOS]

At 8/24/11 10:26 PM, Kanon wrote: Shit

Dude what the fuck?

[Kanon]

At 8/24/11 10:27 PM, POTaTOS wrote:

At 8/24/11 10:26 PM, Kanon wrote: Shit

Dude what the fuck?

You want to hear more?