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Well, if the information on your userpage is correct, you're the same age as me and an attractive female. So yes.

that depends. Do you have big tits and a vagina?

At 8/24/11 04:11 PM, wuggums47 wrote: Well, you are rather attractive, but I would prefer to save my virginity until I have a serious relationship with somebody.

what he said.

I'm not the kind of guy that starts any sort of relationship with a blow job.

Sure, doesn't matter who or what you are.

At 8/24/11 10:11 PM, Xyphon202 wrote:

At 8/24/11 10:10 PM, DarkMatter wrote: that depends. Do you have big tits and a vagina?

There's a really cool thing, it's called a user profile, and with a quick look at her profile you would see that both of those answers are "no".

I don't trust user profiles

I would counter offer, instead it would be me giving YOU a blow job

Is there some guy that you offered that lived next to you and said nah?

At 8/24/11 10:14 PM, walkinator wrote: I'm not the kind of guy that starts any sort of relationship with a blow job.

Look, a sane, realistic response. Most newgrounders claim to be some kind of sex-animal that will fuck anything that moves, and they keep repeating that to themselves as they cry themselves to sleep at night.

Thank you for being a pillar of reason.

no. you are a sick minded women. please leave me alone

...how much do you charge?

I have a girlfriend, so, no.

At 8/24/11 10:23 PM, RobJohnson wrote: Fluffington is a dude.

My answer remains the same.

At 8/24/11 10:25 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 8/24/11 10:23 PM, RobJohnson wrote: Fluffington is a dude.

My answer remains the same.

Same. Trap or not, a mouth is a mouth

At 8/24/11 05:29 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Yep she's a trap. :#
How about another. :3

Help me!

ud be gay if u didnt

Yes yes! A thousand times yes!

I hot tranny is just as good as a woman.

And now you realize he (she) has not posted in this entire topic. But yes, I would accept.

At 8/24/11 10:23 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: I have a girlfriend, so, no.

That's a pussy excuse... Get the fuck outta here.

At 8/24/11 04:09 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote:

But stop trying to attract attention to yourself

This.

Crazy

Yes

"It's not gay to get your dick sucked." Is one of the gayest lines I have ever heard. I had to go first-person for this. Sergei had a friend who went to Glory Hole in Petersburg in a Men's bathroom, but to this day claims that line. I'm not saying being gay is bad, but if you are come out with it. Plus Sergei only gets head from the sexiest of females and you are neither female or sexy, but if that's what you are then who am I, Sergei Petrenko, The Mighty Black Russian, The Hero of Novosibirsk, The King of Third-Person Posts, to judge?

Don't know if you are a slut. I don't wanna catch some shit.

At 8/24/11 11:42 PM, SergeiPetrenko wrote: who am I, Sergei Petrenko, The Mighty Black Russian, The Hero of Novosibirsk, The King of Third-Person Posts, to judge?

I love seeing your posts for all of these reasons. They make me chuckle because i always imagine you with a heavy russian accent.

At 8/24/11 11:43 PM, Xyphon202 wrote:

At 8/24/11 11:42 PM, SergeiPetrenko wrote: Plus Sergei only gets head from the sexiest of females

Whatever puts you to sleep at night.

You know what puts Sergei to sleep at night? Head from sexy women.

At 8/24/11 11:42 PM, SergeiPetrenko wrote: 3rd Person Speech

Um... stay thirsty my friends?

sure but the age difference mite be a little weird

what the fuck do i care suck it!