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If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 14:50:04 Reply

exterminate?
Personally, I'd exterminate mushrooms from being in a soup.
Little bastards ruined my steak & potato soup. Out of milk for cereal.

You could only have mushrooms in soup if it's in the title. Kind of like a jewish star.
What about you guys?

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 14:52:33 Reply

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 14:53:17 Reply

If I were Hitler I'd round up all my troops and supporters and then gas them, and then shoot myself.

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 14:53:21 Reply

Jews

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 15:03:04 Reply

i would invent the internet and newgrounds since i already have the plans in my head when i go back in time

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 15:05:10 Reply

Liars and cheaters. So basically, every one on earth.


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 15:06:30 Reply

At 8/24/11 02:53 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: If I were Hitler I'd round up all my troops and supporters and then gas them, and then shoot myself.

That's a brilliant idea!

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 15:07:31 Reply

If I were Hitler I would shoot myself.

Oh wait, he did.

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 15:07:42 Reply

At 8/24/11 02:53 PM, saqwert wrote: Jews

oddly.. i would do this as well..
just so that humanity would play out like it does now


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 17:07:21 Reply

At 8/24/11 02:50 PM, Timex247 wrote: exterminate?

Homosexuals

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 17:10:30 Reply

At 8/24/11 03:08 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: Stop posting this. Not only is it fucking annoying but also I'm pretty sure you mean ITT not ATT.

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 17:15:29 Reply

At 8/24/11 05:10 PM, LucasJC wrote: Nothing is more annoying then ugly face!

Still going on bout this guy?


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 17:16:22 Reply

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 17:17:12 Reply

I would probably exterminate Republicans

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 17:19:31 Reply

people who slurp their soup. i hate those people.


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 17:29:34 Reply

Wasp, Nature's assholes.

This pic enplanes it

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 17:38:00 Reply

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 17:47:10 Reply

it's not like hitler has the power to destroy any race hey wanted to.
ya fuckin dumbass!

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 18:46:03 Reply

As in, if I were Hitler as Hitler was?
Hitler today?
Hitler's time, place, body, but my own thoughts and experiences?

This thread's premise is very ambiguous.

Naturally Hitler himself would exterminate ethnic minorities as well as political and religious groups which would be advantageous to his regime and supporting his ideology.

If forced to be Chancellor of Germany after Hitler's rise to power, I would probably negotiate peaceful unification with Germanic territories, particularly Austria, while reintroducing Jewish rights and preparing an undoubtedly career-ending public concession of fault for the scandalous misconduct of my rise to power, taking personal responsibility for the misdeeds of the Nazi party, open free elections for a representative government (with carefully stipulated campaign laws and criteria) and submitting myself to the League of Nations for trial. I would, however, maintain my stance regarding the Treaty of Versailles as a deep injustice to the German people.

If placed in the position of being Hitler at any point in his life I would probably have had more faith in my own painting ability than to let myself be discouraged so easily. I mean, look at this, I did a pretty good job I would say if I were Hitler.

Essentially, I'd exterminate "Hitler"

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 19:14:07 Reply

I think i would just got the Stalin route and exterminate anyone I don't like/gets in my way.


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 19:15:30 Reply

If I were Hitler, I would exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, Communists, you know, Hitlery things.


Please disregard all of my pre-2013 posts. I was young and borderline retarded.

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 19:20:16 Reply

The blacks


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 19:24:07 Reply

At 8/24/11 05:29 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: Wasp, Nature's assholes.

This pic enplanes it

not for me, I had a wasp flying around my coca cola so I managed to smash the bottle against a metal block and crush the waspe and continue to drink my coke.


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 19:59:11 Reply

At 8/24/11 02:53 PM, saqwert wrote: Jews

Well if you were Hitler then that would be who you would hate.


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 20:56:15 Reply

- Rapists, slavers, pedophiles, sex fiends etc.
- furries and beastiality..ists..
- extreme racists and homophobes
- any and all religion
- China and India, parts of South America, parts of Africa, maybe random other bits
- retarded people
- houseflies
- heroin and meth
- nascar and obsession with sports
- animal/child/spouse abusers
- pollution

If only, lol.


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 21:04:07 Reply

Do you mean if I was in the power of exterminating anything of any kind? I would choose to exterminate allergies. My brother has an allergy to gluten and it drives me nuts all the time because he has to look at specific menus and people are always getting his orders wrong and stuff like that. I would do the same thing if I were a scientist. He was eating tacos for like half a year before he found out it had gluten in it.


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 21:05:33 Reply

Jews because I'm Hitler.


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 21:06:00 Reply

the nazis would be endorsing weed instead of weeding out jews


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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 21:37:23 Reply

I would delete this thread.

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Response to If you were Hitler what would you.. 2011-08-24 21:42:12 Reply

I'd exterminate the honeybees.

Because fuck you all.


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