I need some beaver puns

[Jurgen]

I need a beaver pun for an upcoming flash. It doesn't matter how lame it is

ex: Looks like he's dammed

Let's say you just beat up a beaver, afterward your cheesy one liner would be:

[Ferociraptor]

Fuckin' whore-ass beaver, don't you fuckin' come walkin' by here again, I ain' gonna let you go easy next time, ya smug sonbitch.

[II2none]

It WOOD've been a quick ass kickin if you'd stayed down.

[tox]

looks like
the water just got slapped
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Jurgen]

hmm these are good...keep em comin'

leaning towards the "water just got slapped" one aha

[tox]

~while standing over the beaver~
..................dam.......
~the bever dam blows up~

[MythicTeddy]

DAMn you beavers !

Lamest one yet ?

[Darthleather]

Right here.

[tox]

you could always go with the classical out of frame catch phrase.. i'll have what shes having
it would not end it in the bad ass way you want but it shows a little bit of time in your studies

[Jurgen]

At 8/22/11 04:40 PM, tox wrote: you could always go with the classical out of frame catch phrase.. i'll have what shes having
it would not end it in the bad ass way you want but it shows a little bit of time in your studies

yeah but it wouldn't really fit the the situation.

The character just defeated another character (who is a beaver...named Dr. Beaver) and i'm trying to make it like a cheesy ending of fight scene where the protagonist says some stupid one liner after beating up someone else.

Because the character he beat up is a beaver, it'd be better if it was some stupid beaver pun (i'm trying to go for comedy btw)

I'm just having a bit of a writer's block. I'm sure i'll think of something that i'll like but 'till then i'm open to suggestions

[yurgenburgen]

I didn't think you'd bea-very tough.

[Jurgen]

At 8/22/11 08:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I didn't think you'd bea-very tough.

GENIUS

[Chocomilk]

Hey, don't be such a daggett!

[Jurgen]

At 8/22/11 08:25 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote:

At 8/22/11 08:19 PM, lpfann2 wrote:

At 8/22/11 08:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I didn't think you'd bea-very tough.

GENIUS

IDIOCY

THAT WAS RUDE

[MrPercie]

At 8/22/11 08:33 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote:

At 8/22/11 08:31 PM, lpfann2 wrote:

At 8/22/11 08:25 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote:

At 8/22/11 08:19 PM, lpfann2 wrote:

At 8/22/11 08:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I didn't think you'd bea-very tough.

GENIUS

IDIOCY

THAT WAS RUDE

I'M SORRY

ARE YOU HURT

I LOVE TO COPY PEOPLE

[Jurgen]

At 8/23/11 04:25 PM, agustana wrote: Beaver 1 Beaver All
Let's all do the Beaver Call (ch-ch-ch-ch)
Beaver 2 Beaver 3
Let's all climb the beaver tree (climb tree with hands)
Beaver 4 Beaver 5
Let's all do the Beaver Jive (Saturday night fever point to ground then sky)
Beaver 6 Beaver 7
Let's all go to Beaver Heaven (Form hands as if in prayer and then sway back and forth)
Beaver 8 Beaver 9
(Yell) STOP! It's Beaver Time! (Do some rapper move that you know)

that song actually did come to mind a couple times...

BUT IT ISN'T A PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNnnn