I'm the luckiest bastard alive!

[OMGhaxedlol]

So I have this nurse friend who only lives 160 miles away, ( as opposed to several thousand ) and happens to like me in "that way", this I a extra bonus because she is sexy a fuck and has a fetish for being tied up... Can't post pics because I'm on the iPhone right now, will post them when I did my laptop

Which brings me onto my question, this is going to be my first time (I was fucking with you on the others, deal with it) and want to know whether I should take an enhancer like Viagra or use a cock ring, FYI: I can usually knock out one after another over the course of a few hours... So... Your help would be greatly appreciate and valued. :3

[CorpseGrinderClock]

This is an awful thread, almost certainly not true, and if it is pretty dumb to be asking the NG BBS about it at four in the morning.

[MaartenC]

Lucky you.

sarcasm.

[PIED3]

Just post the pics and be gone.

[OMGhaxedlol]

At 8/21/11 07:44 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: This is an awful thread, almost certainly not true, and if it is pretty dumb to be asking the NG BBS about it at four in the morning

1. It is true, whether you want to believe it or not
2. I it's 12 pm where I am
3. It's a fucking thread, if you don't like it don't post

[jonathanfis]

Everytime you lie, Jesus cries. :(

[OMGhaxedlol]

At 8/21/11 07:46 AM, PIED3 wrote: Just post the pics and be gone.

They aren't nudes, deal with it.
And not until I get atleast 1 serious reaponse

[LiquidFire]

At 8/21/11 07:42 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: want to know whether I should take an enhancer like Viagra or use a cock ring

Don't use anything.

[MaartenC]

Really, don't take viagra unless you're 80+

Here's my serious response, deal with it.

[CorpseGrinderClock]

At 8/21/11 07:48 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: 1. It is true, whether you want to believe it or not
2. I it's 12 pm where I am
3. It's a fucking thread, if you don't like it don't post

It's not an issue of wanting to or not, it's an issue of there's a ton of threads like this each day and you give no good reason to believe it, in fact you give an indication in your first post that there's good reason NOT to believe you.

And your thread is awful. If you don't have good things to post, then YOU don't post.

[OMGhaxedlol]

At 8/21/11 07:51 AM, MaartenC wrote: Really, don't take viagra unless you're 80+

Here's my serious response, deal with it.

Well at least you tried
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k494 /Theguuwhosigned/a88f845a.jpg
Here is her, for all you disbelievers

[InnerChild548]

hmmm, delicious boobs

[Minchken]

At 8/21/11 08:02 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote:

At 8/21/11 07:51 AM, MaartenC wrote: Really, don't take viagra unless you're 80+

Here's my serious response, deal with it.

Well at least you tried
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k494 /Theguuwhosigned/a88f845a.jpg
Here is her, for all you disbelievers

lol you fucking loser.

[Snuff]

So, why did you tell us about this?

[OMGhaxedlol]

At 8/21/11 08:13 AM, Snuff wrote: So, why did you tell us about this?

Because I hoped that I would get a serious response ;_;
I overestimated the user base by picturing them as decent intelligent people capable of serious responses
I wa wrong... All I wanted was an answer of how I go about this, and I get flames abusively... This thread is dead, if someone is going to lock it, delete it instead

[LiquidFire]

At 8/21/11 08:02 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote:

At 8/21/11 07:51 AM, MaartenC wrote: Really, don't take viagra unless you're 80+

Here's my serious response, deal with it.

Well at least you tried
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k494 /Theguuwhosigned/a88f845a.jpg
Here is her, for all you disbelievers

She's pretty hot. If you're not lying you should consider yourself lucky.

[Asandir]

I think she looks pretty fine. Congrats!

[OMGhaxedlol]

At 8/21/11 08:17 AM, tally1989 wrote:
She's pretty hot. If you're not lying you should consider yourself lucky.

I love her, she is amazing, intelligent, a gamer ( hell fucking yes ) And she likes me, I am the luckiest man in the world, there was a song written, it describes how I feel about her... "1000
Miles"

[jonathanfis]

At 8/21/11 08:02 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote:

At 8/21/11 07:51 AM, MaartenC wrote: Really, don't take viagra unless you're 80+

Here's my serious response, deal with it.

Well at least you tried
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k494 /Theguuwhosigned/a88f845a.jpg
Here is her, for all you disbelievers

Must not.. Masturbate...

[Asandir]

At 8/21/11 08:20 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: I love her, she is amazing, intelligent, a gamer ( hell fucking yes ) And she likes me, I am the luckiest man in the world, there was a song written, it describes how I feel about her... "1000
Miles"

That sounds pretty good. Make sure that you are nice to her.

[OMGhaxedlol]

By the proclaimers, and I got the title wrong... Damnit

[GamingWeston]

Words fail me now....

[OMGhaxedlol]

At 8/21/11 08:24 AM, GamingWeston wrote: Words fail me now....

In what way do they fail you?

[MaartenC]

At 8/21/11 08:32 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote:

At 8/21/11 08:24 AM, GamingWeston wrote: Words fail me now....

In what way do they fail you?

He read my dead-serious resonse.

[Ericho]

I know little about cock rings, in fact I think this was the first time I ever even heard about it. In terms of Viagra, you should probably not do it unless you need to. If you have an erection problem, then by all means do it. I thought this thread was going to be about how you survived some horrible accident, but it turns out to be something far better! Hey, like you said, you were fucking us on the others, now you're literally doing it!

[therealanimator]

At 8/21/11 10:28 AM, Ericho wrote: I know little about cock rings, in fact I think this was the first time I ever even heard about it. In terms of Viagra, you should probably not do it unless you need to. If you have an erection problem, then by all means do it. I thought this thread was going to be about how you survived some horrible accident, but it turns out to be something far better! Hey, like you said, you were fucking us on the others, now you're literally doing it!

Take jericho's advice..and also if she likes being tied up ask if she likes being whipped. Some girls are into that.

[GiantDouche]

i like how op is berating the intelligence of general when he contributes to its retardation by making awful threads like this

also every other thing he says is a fucking meme. i hate people like that.

[assassin1337]

At 8/21/11 07:42 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: I should take an enhancer like Viagra or use a cock ring,

OP has a small dick.

[yurgenburgen]

At 8/21/11 07:42 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: Viagra

Viagra is for people who can't maintain an erection. You clearly can. It won't make you 'better' at sex.

[dj9547]

At 8/21/11 08:16 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote:

Because I hoped that I would get a serious response ;_;
I overestimated the user base by picturing them as decent intelligent people capable of serious responses
I wa wrong... All I wanted was an answer of how I go about this, and I get flames abusively... This thread is dead, if someone is going to lock it, delete it instead

If you're a male, and need help on how to fuck, you have serious issues the BBS can't help you on. You put your penis into her vagina. It's not fucking rocket science.