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My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:05:43 Reply

Sometimes it'll be a gentle slap on the cheek, or a elbow nudge, but sometimes its a really hard slap to the arm, or punch to the stomach, but the weird thing is this:

I like it when she hits me.

For some reason, I think it feels nice when she hits me, but not when anone else hits me.

What the fuck is wrong with me
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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:08:20 Reply

tell her everytime she hits you she has to suck it


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:17:52 Reply

Well, aslong as she doesn't deal any real damage to you and aslong as you enjoy it, it should be fine.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:23:42 Reply

why does she hit you anyway?

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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:24:57 Reply

you just discovered masochism, and her sadism.

there's nothing "wrong" about it, most people at some level have it.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:25:44 Reply

Something tells me that your going to be her gimp in a few years.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:25:48 Reply

At 8/20/11 10:23 AM, RyanBustersword123 wrote: why does she hit you anyway?

I asked her why, and she said that she hits everyone, but hits me more.

Also, I didnt/dont tell her that I enjoy it when she hits me, she would be weirded out.
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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:29:54 Reply

At 8/20/11 10:25 AM, DjKlzonez wrote:
Also, I didnt/dont tell her that I enjoy it when she hits me, she would be weirded out.

You a natural born gimp. Congradualtions!


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:31:38 Reply

Just hit her back when you're having sex


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:32:42 Reply

At 8/20/11 10:31 AM, tally1989 wrote: Just hit her back when you're having sex

and get some leather.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:39:08 Reply

That's hot bro.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:41:09 Reply

You should tell her hat you're a masochist and see if she continues.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:42:48 Reply

At 8/20/11 10:31 AM, tally1989 wrote: Just hit her back when you're having sex

Only, when she likes it.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:44:02 Reply

At 8/20/11 10:41 AM, Chdonga wrote: You should tell her hat you're a masochist and see if she continues.

^ mabye she like to dominate if so you should prepare they get real rough.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:44:09 Reply

Sadomasochism. Your body just likes pain.

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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:45:41 Reply

Kinky.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 10:45:42 Reply

Next you will be letting her put a rubber band around your balls while you fuck her and you've got a serious time limit. Stand up for yourself now!


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:15:17 Reply

Next time punch her back 2 times harder and see what happens :p


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:17:26 Reply

Every time she hits you hit her really hard in the head and knock her out

Then have sex with her body
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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:38:58 Reply

I slapped her back, and she slapped harder.

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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:40:05 Reply

If you and she like it, then there's no problem there isn't it?

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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:40:53 Reply

At 8/20/11 11:38 AM, DjKlzonez wrote: I slapped her back, and she slapped harder.

Sad to hear. Are you hurt now?


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:40:59 Reply

If my girlfriend hit me she would receive a nice shove to the ground.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:44:40 Reply

At 8/20/11 10:44 AM, Smittytheghost wrote: Sadomasochism. Your body just likes pain.

AKA: He can't ride his bike with no girl punching him in the gut

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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:45:06 Reply

At 8/20/11 11:40 AM, Asandir wrote: Sad to hear. Are you hurt now?

I told her not to slap me hard.

Then she slapped me again.

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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:47:39 Reply

At 8/20/11 11:45 AM, DjKlzonez wrote:
At 8/20/11 11:40 AM, Asandir wrote: Sad to hear. Are you hurt now?
I told her not to slap me hard.

Then she slapped me again.

Ask if she wants you to shoot her with a small bullet, if she says yes, shoot her with a bigger bullet.

Just kidding, that would only be if she threatened your life.
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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:52:41 Reply

Should try a submissive and dominatrix relationship and see how it goes for you both with her being the dominant one.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 11:55:05 Reply

At 8/20/11 11:45 AM, DjKlzonez wrote: I told her not to slap me hard.

Then she slapped me again.

Oh. She seems to be very violent.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 12:03:47 Reply

At 8/20/11 11:40 AM, Cootie wrote: If my girlfriend hit me she would receive a nice shove to the ground.

And the best part is they didn't find the body.


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Response to My girlfriend likes to hit me. 2011-08-20 12:05:57 Reply

At 8/20/11 11:45 AM, DjKlzonez wrote:
At 8/20/11 11:40 AM, Asandir wrote: Sad to hear. Are you hurt now?
I told her not to slap me hard.

Then she slapped me again.

Okay do you like it or don't you? the way you respond is contradicting your original post.

How to fix it: Lay down some boundaries and have a serious talk. Failing that then if you honestly don't like it then dump her ass.


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