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At 8/18/11 09:31 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 8/18/11 09:05 PM, JaY11 wrote: Bear's gotta eat

The bear owns a gotta' and it has to eat? Can you explain that statement to me?

Lol grammer.

I guess all the fish died somehow?

At 8/18/11 09:22 PM, Mfan wrote: rednecks unite ! , select one of your thousands of rifles and we'll hunt this inferior beast , that will teach it a lesson

This happened in Russia, we don't really have brown bears. We have grizzlies in the northwest and Alaska, and I think they're a type of brown bear, but the bear in question was probably a Eurasian brown bear or a Siberian brown bear. We mostly just have black bears in the US, they're smaller and less likely to feed you to their cubs. They fuck with tents and trashcans though.

At 8/18/11 09:31 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 8/18/11 09:05 PM, JaY11 wrote: Bear's gotta eat

The bear owns a gotta' and it has to eat? Can you explain that statement to me?

Would it not be bear is gotta eat? I'm aware even this version makes no sense

Am I the only one who thought the title was talking about Bear Grylls?

Just ate a girl alive, better drink my own piss.

At 8/18/11 09:31 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 8/18/11 09:05 PM, JaY11 wrote: Bear's gotta eat

The bear owns a gotta' and it has to eat? Can you explain that statement to me?

i can

bear's, plural of bear , not a possessive

gotta, a slang for have got to

eat, the process of eating

At 8/18/11 09:42 PM, macmillion wrote: Am I the only one who thought the title was talking about Bear Grylls?

Just ate a girl alive, better drink my own piss.

that's horribly funny

And you called her a bitch?
5+ respect

I'm being sarcastic because there is no such evidence of this.

At 8/18/11 09:52 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: lmao since when did the word bear have special properties in that make the entire concept of an apostrophe irrelevant?

in today's pointless topic of debate ....

At 8/18/11 08:55 PM, Piggler wrote: I find it ridiculous that they sent people to kill the bears after they finished eating the people.

If they kill the bears then they pretty much wasted the bodies and nobody benefits from their death.

It's bullshit. Hardly any people are killed by animals every year, and they're just doing what they were made to do. Problem animals should be relocated but not killed.

If they really wanted to protect people's lives they would direct efforts elsewhere.

At 8/18/11 09:38 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 8/18/11 09:31 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 8/18/11 09:05 PM, JaY11 wrote: Bear's gotta eat

The bear owns a gotta' and it has to eat? Can you explain that statement to me?

Would it not be bear is gotta eat? I'm aware even this version makes no sense

A bear has to eat would be the correct way to say it.. you're not serious are you? I mean even slang would not denote the use of the " ' ". Bears is plural not bear's which is possessive because of the obvious notation for it. I mean this is basic english.

bear because a chihuahua would take fucking ages

the daily mail is not a legitimate news source.

At 8/18/11 10:00 PM, bgraybr wrote: It's bullshit. Hardly any people are killed by animals every year, and they're just doing what they were made to do. Problem animals should be relocated but not killed.

Pretty much this.

And it's kind of the girls fault as she shouldn't have been around an area where bears live.

Is no one really questioning this? This isn't real at all. The first two lines of the op's story should've been a dead giveaway. And if it was real, I'm sure more than a couple of people would know about it.

Is anyone else vetting hungry for some bear meat?

What a dumbass. She probably looked the bear in the eyes.

NEVER look a bear in the eyes, thats a sign that you want to fight it. Also, never turn away from a bear. Stare at the ground in front of you and slowly -SLOWLY- walk away. If it trys to get close pick up a stick and swing it and scream extremely loudly. Bears are pussies and dont like it when you yell at them.

If all else fails, and the bears really close to you, go for the face. If your lucky, you can hit it in the eyes/nose and stun it, then pick up a rock and proceed to bash it in the face untill it stops moving.

At 8/18/11 11:08 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Is no one really questioning this? This isn't real at all. The first two lines of the op's story should've been a dead giveaway. And if it was real, I'm sure more than a couple of people would know about it.

Hmm. . .

shame on the girl who died. she could have prevented this by NOT GETTING EATEN BYE THA BEAAr

Lucky for bear she wasn't on a period. The bear would stand no chance.

See? That's called natural selection.

At 8/18/11 11:20 PM, Killinkyle wrote: What a dumbass. She probably looked the bear in the eyes.

I lol'd

If all else fails, and the bears really close to you, go for the face. If your lucky, you can hit it in the eyes/nose and stun it, then pick up a rock and proceed to bash it in the face untill it stops moving.

Man, it's a bear, a big fucking BEAR

One must wonder how a girl such as herself would get into a situation like this. I'd imagine that a sensible person going to the woods would learn how not be killed and eaten by bears; I'm pretty sure it's common sense to research ways to avoid bears in the wilderness and how to escape should one encounter bears.

Anyway, my condolences go out to the family of that poor woman.

So I don't get it... She was eaten alive? As opposed to be eaten dead? And at what point does it stop being "eaten alive"? Cuz you're not gonna make it the whole way through being eaten, that's just stupid.

At 8/19/11 12:52 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:

At 8/19/11 12:47 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: One must wonder how a girl such as herself would get into a situation like this. I'd imagine that a sensible person going to the woods would learn how not be killed and eaten by bears; I'm pretty sure it's common sense to research ways to avoid bears in the wilderness and how to escape should one encounter bears.

Because animals are entirely predictable and do the same thing every time.

Actually, they are quite predictable.
From the article someone posted a little bit ago it's fair to judge that this bear attacked out of hunger. If you're warm and made of meat the fetal position or pretending to be big isn't going to ward off a mother bear.
Those aren't the only ways to avoid being eaten by a bear.

Or we could continue to act as though there's really any one reliable way to counteract a fucking bear.

Whoever said that?

The only thing one can say for sure is that if you encounter a wild bear you have shit luck.

True.

Sounds delicious.

That are horrible news. To answer your question, I think a bear will finish the business faster, so I will choose the bear.