My God, where do I begin the list.
"Why did you fail that fucking class?! Are you fucking stupid?! Did you leave your damn brain at the hospital when you were born?!?! father
"You were the biggest mistake I made 16 years ago!" mother
"You only choose to go to school so you don't have to do any hard work. Go out and get a fucking job you lazy fuck!!! Do you realize how hard I work for your damn shitty life?!" (begins to throw stuff at me and then later that day we get into a fist fight) father
There was also the time where my father told me that my dog that I've had for many years was dead. Tears start to swell my eyelids, until I look outside to see my dog running around in my backyard. He then says, "Nah, I was just fuckin' with ya. But seriously your turtle is dead."
At least he didn't lie about the turtle.
Come to think of it, my parents are really horrible.