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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 09:01:46 Reply

"I've never met any of your girlfriends, I think your a homo."


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:03:14 Reply

My mom calls me a jacka--- my parents call me a jackass sometimes.


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:21:39 Reply

probably something about me dieing because of my lifestyle

oh and when my father and I were in a car and he said "that cars stolen, theres a coon drivin it"


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:24:35 Reply

"I swear Erik, I am going to kill you." -Mom
"Do you really want to kick you ass and send you to the hospital?" -Dad

Bitch and asshole. <3


I can't come up with a decent saying, since everyone copyrights everything.
=_=' (Classic...)

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:29:24 Reply

At 8/18/11 08:35 AM, Sevkat wrote: "If you ever turn out to be gay, I'll take you out back and kill you like a fucking dog"
-Dad

Jesus fucking Christ. I hate homophobes.


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:30:17 Reply

my mum called me stupid once while I was setting up her router, i was like 9 and i just stopped what i was doing and left


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:30:25 Reply

"I hate you, you little asshole." - Mother
"You are a screw up." - Father

Funny thing is, I am in, and always have been, in a better relationship with my mother. I hardly ever speak to my father, unless it's needed or I'm being polite. Don't get me wrong, he's not a horrible dad. He just, well, doesn't seem to notice/care what I do.


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:33:28 Reply

Either most of you guys have horrible parents, or you are truly mean to your parents and get it back. Either way, the meanest thing my parents have ever said to me, is "Your a lazy ass"

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:36:07 Reply

At 8/18/11 11:33 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Either most of you guys have horrible parents, or you are truly mean to your parents and get it back.

I say both. I try my hardest and yet I end up screwing the slightest thing up, and they get really pissed. Both my mom and dad get pissed fast, and they fuss over the most pointless thing. So when I screw up big time, I prepare myself for the storm.


I can't come up with a decent saying, since everyone copyrights everything.
=_=' (Classic...)

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:36:23 Reply

At 8/18/11 11:33 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Either most of you guys have horrible parents, or you are truly mean to your parents and get it back. Either way, the meanest thing my parents have ever said to me, is "Your a lazy ass"

Nah man, my parents got divorced when I was in 2nd grade. My mum said that the only way she was ever going to make my dad feel bad was to go through me, so she gave me way too much shit. Made me better off in the end though.


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:39:03 Reply

You probably kept that file just to masturbate over it later.


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 11:40:21 Reply

At 8/18/11 11:39 AM, Conal wrote: You probably kept that file just to masturbate over it later.

What file are you talking about!?

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 13:07:06 Reply

My God, where do I begin the list.

"Why did you fail that fucking class?! Are you fucking stupid?! Did you leave your damn brain at the hospital when you were born?!?! father

"You were the biggest mistake I made 16 years ago!" mother

"You only choose to go to school so you don't have to do any hard work. Go out and get a fucking job you lazy fuck!!! Do you realize how hard I work for your damn shitty life?!" (begins to throw stuff at me and then later that day we get into a fist fight) father

There was also the time where my father told me that my dog that I've had for many years was dead. Tears start to swell my eyelids, until I look outside to see my dog running around in my backyard. He then says, "Nah, I was just fuckin' with ya. But seriously your turtle is dead."

At least he didn't lie about the turtle.
Come to think of it, my parents are really horrible.

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I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 13:11:20 Reply

Mom: " How the hell you gonna get a husband? Don't no man want no fat ass wife! How the hell yall gonna be be together?"

Dad: I wish you would shut the hell up!!!


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 13:37:30 Reply

At 8/18/11 01:11 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Mom: " How the hell you gonna get a husband? Don't no man want no fat ass wife! How the hell yall gonna be be together?"

Dad: I wish you would shut the hell up!!!

Oh, wow, that's terrible.


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 13:41:19 Reply

At 8/18/11 01:43 AM, Addict wrote: "The other family would be so disappointed in you".

I spend alot of time just sitting on my computer and my mother and father have always wished for me to be a more athletic kid.

So much for that, fuck sports.

Oh fuck you have those parents? With all due respect tell em to eat a chode.

Anyway mine said too many to count (as well as my sister)

They called me a rebel teenager or something along the lines of that and telling me to stop watching cartoons and do something with my life and that everyone i doing better then me and that I should put my skills to use.

Sheesh, Bitching at me wont help you know.


I have a penis

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 13:42:17 Reply

I'm glad you find my misfortunes amusing.


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 15:00:58 Reply

My dad says nothing or doesn't respond if he's really pissed off at me. I believe the silent treatment can an effective tool.


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 15:07:50 Reply

At 8/18/11 01:06 AM, Travis wrote: My dad has called me dickface before, to which me and my brother laugh.

We pester him a lot and he gives it back to us.

I love my dad.

If my dad ever called me a dickface I'd probably laugh until I suffocated.

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 16:02:12 Reply

My dad said ''tampon'' the other day. I cringed like never before.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 16:07:31 Reply

This thread is depressing.

But I guess,

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Why do you act so fucking stupid sometimes?"

But I think those were when I was a kid.


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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 16:13:42 Reply

My Mum was drunk, so I say...
"Mum, you're drunk."
To which she replies...
"So? Tomorrow I shall be sober, but you shall still be ugly!"


Love you too Mum.

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 16:19:51 Reply

Dad: I'm ashamed that we share the same blood.

Me: Same here,Dad, Same here.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 16:27:53 Reply

At 8/18/11 01:42 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: I'm glad you find my misfortunes amusing.

Sorry there's just something quite amusing by that.


A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 16:28:16 Reply

"You're useless and dumb."

this coming from my brother who is lazy and does everything to get out of doing simple housework, he's older than me and acts like a 5 year old, lol

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Response to Worst thing your parents have said 2011-08-18 16:28:59 Reply

Nothing says I love you than being kicked out of your home by your step father and your mother blindlingly supporting him. And I'm 20. And in university. And all I did was stand up for my right to have independance as an adult.


A long long time ago, I can still remember when I used to be a massive tool.