Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 01:29 AM
At 8/17/11 11:11 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote:
Are they still a thing? When was the last tie you saw one?
One night I was walking home from work when I saw one of them, it was very frightened and huddled under a tree. (As befits it's recessive nature).
I carried on minding my own business not thinking about it, but then I realized I should be more of a man, I went too the closet and got out my hold shooter, it was a bit rusty, but it would do. I came back too the tree, and it was still there. I shot it once too make sure I still had my aim, but I missed. It began to make a demonic screeching noise at me (Green Day, if my history is clean). I shot it through the head and carried it home, skinned it, and put it up as a mantle piece. Right next too my other pieces.
And the world was a better place...