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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 04:08 AM Reply

Kill all sons, and daughters of BITCHES!


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 05:25 AM Reply

Going to fight, I guess.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 05:28 AM Reply

Double bladed chainsaw and a Remington semi-automatic with a scope and a hair trigger, with infinite ammo for the gun and gas/oil for the chainsaw of course.

You didn't state any specific rules :]


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 08:42 AM Reply

I'd fight, I guess, even if it means the death of me. I'm incredibly skinny and have no muscle except for the bare minimum, so I'd die in the fight...unless I torch the thing.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 08:43 AM Reply

At 8/18/11 08:42 AM, Gimmick wrote: I'd fight, I guess, even if it means the death of me. I'm incredibly skinny and have no muscle except for the bare minimum, so I'd die in the fight...unless I torch the thing.

We make it fair, you have to fight against me!


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:04 PM Reply

At 8/18/11 01:17 AM, Xyphon202 wrote: I steal this idea and make an anime with with it!

Be sure to add several story arc before and after the tournament. Prior the tournament will cover how you met the psychic hermit.

After the event, you will have to fight a gay guy who tries to open the portal to demon world to get the planet invaded so that he and his demon lover can have a sexy time.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:06 PM Reply

At 8/17/11 11:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: One day you're invited to fight in a infamous "Dark Tournament" where monsters and demons participates.

The fuck am I back in 2002 again? Around the poser goth kids?

You can't turn it down however since doing so will result in the deaths of you, your family and friends.

What if I win though?

What will you do?

I guess wake up, I mean it's only a dream.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:17 PM Reply

Lol "Dark Tournament" Really dude?

Anyway, well I obviously have to fight because there's nothing else I can do.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:22 PM Reply

I forgot where I posted this before, but I will say it again because it seems fitting.

I am not Buffy the vampire slayer. I will die, and very quickly at that.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:25 PM Reply

At 8/18/11 08:43 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/18/11 08:42 AM, Gimmick wrote: I'd fight, I guess, even if it means the death of me. I'm incredibly skinny and have no muscle except for the bare minimum, so I'd die in the fight...unless I torch the thing.
We make it fair, you have to fight against me!

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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:27 PM Reply

Hang myself with my penis.

Yep, it's that long.

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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:29 PM Reply

I would enter of course, and bring lots of guns and bacon.

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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:38 PM Reply

At 8/18/11 12:27 PM, LucasJC wrote:
Yep, it's that long.

And it's that flimsy

bring lots of guns and bacon

You're going to camp out there?


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:40 PM Reply

Pop on my sunglasses, pump my shotgun, say "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum," and get homicidal.

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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:42 PM Reply

Well, since I already have a well-developed roleplaying character, I think I'll fare pretty well.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:43 PM Reply

At 8/18/11 12:42 PM, JmdMagic wrote: Well, since I already have a well-developed roleplaying character, I think I'll fare pretty well.

your dice won't save you now ^.^


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:44 PM Reply

Well shit. Lets fuck some bitches up...


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:45 PM Reply

Grab my fathers shotgun, my scimitar, and probably a couple of my throwing knives. Oh, and you said I'm supposed to fight demons right? Well then I guess it be safe to pour some holy water on my weapons.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 12:56 PM Reply

I would travel to Columbia before the tournament and buy a shit ton of scopolamine scopolamine. During a fight I would just blow some scopolamine in the dude's face and he would either overdose and die or be under my control.

My alias could be Devil's breath or something.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 01:07 PM Reply

get a gun.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 01:30 PM Reply

At 8/17/11 11:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: One day you're invited to fight in a infamous "Dark Tournament" where monsters and demons participates.

You can't turn it down however since doing so will result in the deaths of you, your family and friends.

What will you do?

I have no choice but to enter the tournament; I'll pack whatever weapons I feel will ensure my victory in this tournament.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 01:32 PM Reply

Well...is there a chance I'd encounter my fursona there? If so, I'd do my damndest to figure out a way to get to hir, and fight-fuck hir, then probably die in the next round, or escape with hir, either or works for me.

also I'd bring my magnum kukari <3


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 03:11 PM Reply

I'm a ghost, henceforth, I live.

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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 03:19 PM Reply

I'd fight, and end up getting killed quite quickly because I have no real fighting skills whatsoever.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 03:27 PM Reply

Just try to find some sort of weapon, anything I could use, and then get in a hit and then jump back/run away, and wait for openings, and if I saw an opportunity I'd try to brutalize my opponent.

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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 03:30 PM Reply

Find a zombie, ask him to bite me. Then I will be undead.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 05:34 PM Reply

At 8/18/11 12:17 PM, Bryan wrote: Lol "Dark Tournament" Really dude?

Anyway, well I obviously have to fight because there's nothing else I can do.

Well I didn't name it, blame Yoshihiro Togashi for coming up with something like that.


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Response to You're invited to fight in a tourny Aug. 18th, 2011 @ 05:35 PM Reply

Choose thy weapon!