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At 8/16/11 11:57 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 8/16/11 11:53 PM, EddyFromEEnE wrote:

At 8/16/11 11:50 PM, backup wrote:

At 8/16/11 10:43 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: i've never been

nor would i want to go to one

Ladies and gentlemen, your typical loser who frequents Newgrounds.

Back it up, backup.

Ignore him, he's a troll. Just look at the things he's posted on my news in the past week. He comes here to insult others because it makes him feel better about how pathetic he is.

he's critiquing a pretty general stereotype of a nerd

nothing wrong with that imo

it's not really "trolling", just his opinion

At 8/16/11 11:58 PM, backup wrote:

At 8/16/11 11:55 PM, mothballs wrote: I never said that was the reason for me not liking them. If you actually read (you know, that thing you can barely do) the whole post, you'd see the reason I don't like them.

You said you don't like them because people get drunk and get laid.
Getting drunk and getting laid = good time
Therefore, you hate parties because people have a good time at them. Jealous you don't get invited?

No, I didn't say that was the reason. Since you clearly have a reading problem I'll post what I said:

At 8/16/11 11:49 PM, mothballs wrote: Low-lives that think they are high-lives while all they do is get drunk and get laid.

In short, lazy people that think they are kings. The people that attend parties are popular school sluts, and tool guys. So yeah, there's my reason. If you're not happy with it I don't give a shit, you can continue to be angry.

And believe me, I have gotten invited to loads of parties (yes, by tools) in the past, and I always deny. Simply because I'm not being a part of the retarded teenage trend that this generation has put upon us.

Never have I been to a party like you describe. Those are the kind of people that I like to avoid.

If that's a "real" party I'm going to attend "fake" parties the rest of my life.

I always wanted to attend parties like that. But then, I always got cold feet cause I can't handle 10 girls at once and if I did, I could get addicted to it.

I misread this as "Panties". Disappointment ensued.

I've been to a few parties like this. Problem is, you only can experience half of the "party" if you have a girlfriend. But it's not a huge problem.

I personally going with a few friends to a big rock concert or just overall having a night on the town.

I went to see Motley Crue a while back with 3 other friends, and I can honestly say that THAT was about 100 times more fun than any parties i've been to.

I've been to one and would never do it again.

I prefer small get together with friends, they are more enjoyable, liquor doesn't run out as quick, and I don't have to worry about assholes or douche bags.

At 8/17/11 01:06 AM, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: I've been to a few parties like this. Problem is, you only can experience half of the "party" if you have a girlfriend. But it's not a huge problem.

I personally going with a few friends to a big rock concert or just overall having a night on the town.

I went to see Motley Crue a while back with 3 other friends, and I can honestly say that THAT was about 100 times more fun than any parties i've been to.

You got to see Motley Crue? thats fucking awesome. see, I'd rather see a metal band or just hang out with a few friends than go to a party filled to the brim with douchebags and sluts. It seems the majority of people in this thread agree with this statement.

Yeah parties generally turn out to be awful. You're all excited about getting laid and end up sitting on your own in the corner wishing there was more alcohol so you could drink yourself to death to escape the torturous music and retarded gossipy bullshit conversations.

i'm in a fraternity

the stories i could tell you...

I went to a good amount in my first year of college. Frat house parties completely suck as there are so many people that you can't even move and they run out of alcohol immediately.

On the other hand, there were some big parties at the apartments next to the school that were a lot of fun. So it goes both ways basically.

At 8/17/11 12:20 AM, mothballs wrote: And believe me, I have gotten invited to loads of parties (yes, by tools) in the past, and I always deny. Simply because I'm not being a part of the retarded teenage trend that this generation has put upon us.

So bitter! Why is people having fun so offensive to you? And most of newgrounds as well.

At 8/17/11 07:44 PM, PIED3 wrote: Yeah parties generally turn out to be awful. You're all excited about getting laid and end up sitting on your own in the corner wishing there was more alcohol so you could drink yourself to death to escape the torturous music and retarded gossipy bullshit conversations.

Relatively on point, lol.

At 8/17/11 07:47 PM, Sanch wrote: i'm in a fraternity

the stories i could tell you...

As am I. Though I go to a pretty small university, I wouldn't doubt if your fraternity parties blow mine away...

That being said... being in a Fraternity means I go to one of these parties every weekend. It is awesome and tons of fun. I don't understand the resentment towards these "parties" in this thread at all.

There's no such thing as a real party in high school. Especially not at a school full of nerds and gleeks.

Yes, gl.

It's no fun talking anymore if you're drunk. If I drink beer (not that much, I'm not of legal age yet) I drink it really slow, but most of my friends don't.

So I kinda hate parties like that.

none cos i'm not a an outgoing dougebag faggot

At 8/16/11 10:48 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: I went to a party back in July. We played beer pong with vodka. Eventually the cops came because some guy was yelling. We never answered the door and after a while they left. Then we drank more. A lot more.

Wow you nutter! ..

Also, fuck parties, it's all about clubbing on the town!

At 8/17/11 07:58 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: That being said... being in a Fraternity means I go to one of these parties every weekend. It is awesome and tons of fun. I don't understand the resentment towards these "parties" in this thread at all.

I don't have resentment towards parties, I just don't like them and prefer a small "get together", to each his own my friend, to each his own.

At 8/16/11 09:04 PM, Triumvirate wrote: i mean a party where girls get drunk and fuck, where guys drink like there is no tomorrow and cool games like beer ping pong

I lol'd

Girls don't turn into huge sluts when they drink
Guys who drink like there's no tomorrow end up on the side walk in their own vomit
Beer pong is a shitty game