I Need a Massage

[DarkMatter]

the more I think about it the worse I feel, but I think I've been neglecting my body in a way.

Anyone here even had a massage?
I havn't but I've been to an acupuncturist which is alot different but has similar results, muscle relaxing and other things. That was many years ago.

I remember back then being scolded by the acupuncturist for the massive amount of tension in my back.

Since then my back hasn't given me great pain but sometimes I feel like there's a bunch of tinny knots everywhere.

So Who here knows about Massages?

[EmperorOfSwag]

just go get a thai massage

they'll jerk you off or let you fuck their 15 yr old daughter for a couple extra bucks too

it's cool man

[DarkMatter]

At 8/16/11 08:03 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: just go get a thai massage

they'll jerk you off or let you fuck their 15 yr old daughter for a couple extra bucks too

it's cool man

I can relieve my physical, and sexual tension! Thai people are the shit!

[Confucianism]

At 8/16/11 08:03 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: just go get a thai massage

they'll jerk you off or let you fuck their 15 yr old daughter for a couple extra bucks too

it's cool man

Lie! I have been to Tailand and they did no such thing. But some lady boys did try to get of with me.

[Gimmick]

Don't have a massage, just broil yourself using a strange combination of fire and water.

[Asandir]

I never got a massage, it helps be, when I just take a hot bath.

[DarkMatter]

At 8/16/11 09:26 AM, Asandir wrote: I never got a massage, it helps be, when I just take a hot bath.

I never take baths either... Maybe I should try this.

[Mrmongooseman]

I have yet to get a message, well from my mother I have.

and yes, we did do a happy ending.

[hitman1993]

I have an idea on how to give yourself a massage. Go to a batting cage, turn around, and let the thing shoot you in the back with baseballs. It will be sooo relaxing.

[Asandir]

At 8/16/11 04:11 PM, DarkMatter wrote:

At 8/16/11 09:26 AM, Asandir wrote: I never got a massage, it helps be, when I just take a hot bath.

I never take baths either... Maybe I should try this.

It is definitely worth a try, you will be atleast relaxed.

[Finalfina]

I haven't had a formal massage before. I'm usually the guy that people go to when they need a massage... I wish i could get one though......

[Ragnarokia]

I have never once had a massage, I should probably have one as I do have a lot of tension in my body.

[Suprememessage]

Somebody called my name!?

Oh wait, he said massage.

[tox]

i don't want a person to give me a happy ending.. sex i think is far more personal then that

[Ragnarokia]

At 8/16/11 05:12 PM, tox wrote: i don't want a person to give me a happy ending.. sex i think is far more personal then that

I'm pretty sure they won't unless you ask them to, and can always say no to them if they try it. I agree though, if I wanted to masturbate I'd do it myself, if I didn't like the person I wouldn't want it.

[DarkMatter]

a happy ending massage doesn't normally come from a maseuce, but from a prostitute who gives you a massage first ;D

[masheenH3ad]

Just go and get yourself a massage. Everyone needs it once in a while to detoxify. Once you're done it feels like you're 5 years younger.

[DarkMatter]

At 8/17/11 01:27 AM, masheenH3ad wrote: Just go and get yourself a massage. Everyone needs it once in a while to detoxify. Once you're done it feels like you're 5 years younger.

I think I just need someone willing to do one lol

[AceGrayson]

I could really use a Naru message myself.

[tox]

I have been rubbed down by a former gf ... if that counts

[Lojinkz]

Let me get my fingers into that doughy neck of yours...

[Lintire]

Massages are awesome, and I really do advocate at least trying one ASAP. Most people don't know the sheer amount of tension they carry around until it's all gone, and then it's, well, it really is a brilliant, lasting feeling of youth.

Acupuncture though, haven't tried that though I imagine it as similar results in a more exotic manner.

[Luke]

I used to go for massages regularly, my entire back and neck are both fucked up completely. No idea why, must be something genetic.

Either way, massages are great. But not really worth the price that you pay. I think I was paying sixty dollars for an hour massage, that is one dollar each minute they are massaging you.

I'd rather just get a female friend of mine to give me a massage, makes more sense. Free, and better ;)