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Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 02:40:47 Reply

So ng, which ones do you us?, have u ever been caught?

ohh i still remember the first time that i finished off... i dodged the shot and was like WTF!! why did this came out of there, like, i knew what that was but it astonished me.

ohhh good ol times.. well in fact no... teenager life sucked


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 02:42:34 Reply

I remember how weird it was the first time I came. MEMORIES!


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 02:45:31 Reply

I use my thumb,index finger,and midddle finget to stroke. I also go dry.


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 03:03:17 Reply

Dry. Simple fap fap fap...


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 03:25:08 Reply

I also like to stimulate my balls.

Masturbation methods


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 03:32:26 Reply

At 8/16/11 03:25 AM, Darthleather wrote: I also like to stimulate my balls.

Really loled at this


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Say no to rape.

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 03:40:20 Reply

Whenever I want to jack off, I would always ask the assistance of my Nanny.

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 03:43:43 Reply

I used facial hair and tape to make a hair-vagina which I have sex with.


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 03:56:17 Reply

I cover the head with my skin and close off the hole so that all the output is trapped in the skin. I then rub the connection between the head and the shaft.

I haven't quite been caught. Sombody walked in on me cumming once but I don't think they noticed.


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 16:52:43 Reply

Here you have a good method


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 16:55:14 Reply

My first one shot into the ceiling of my bedroom. I didn't clean it up and it dripped on me a little. I didn't car thought, that was victory on my face!

and in my mouth.

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 16:57:41 Reply

Oh God, these sort of threads remind me of old Newgrounds.

but yeah, I have sex now.

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 17:16:50 Reply

The first time I ever tried, nothing came out. Second time, I actually did come and I was so confused. WTF is this shit? Was my reaction. lol


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 17:20:46 Reply

Everyone knows that Makakaov puts his penis into blender.

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 17:21:25 Reply

i use natural lubricants, but its embarasing

so much so im not telling


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 17:27:50 Reply

At 8/16/11 05:20 PM, Makakaov wrote: Everyone knows that Makakaov puts his penis into blender.

What else is new?


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 18:39:08 Reply

I have an approximate 5year memory gap so I can't remember my first splash.

But I used to slow stroke and then edge until I was ready but then my banjo broke several times now I jerk off like the rest of the populace. Sux


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 18:42:03 Reply

I jack off with sandpaper.


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 18:43:24 Reply

Barbed wire.


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 19:08:52 Reply

I lean back and suck my own cock. If I'm not in the mood I can give myself a footjob too.


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 19:10:50 Reply

At 8/16/11 02:40 AM, kakalxlax wrote: So ng, which ones do you us?, have u ever been caught?

ohh i still remember the first time that i finished off... i dodged the shot and was like WTF!! why did this came out of there, like, i knew what that was but it astonished me.

ohhh good ol times.. well in fact no... teenager life sucked

This guy is 11, 12 MAX.

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 19:15:52 Reply

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to ejaculate.


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 19:16:28 Reply

At 8/16/11 05:21 PM, Xenomit wrote: i use natural lubricants, but its embarasing

so much so im not telling

You can tell me maybe?

I dont realy get it why people think that there is a noise like fap fap or anything you hear in the movies. I dont remember hearing that sound. I have never used lube or anything when I used to.


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 19:16:53 Reply

At 8/16/11 02:45 AM, Darthleather wrote: I use my thumb,index finger,and midddle finget to stroke. I also go dry.

Oh good, now I don't feel like a freak of nature.


Barev dzez.

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 19:23:34 Reply

At 8/16/11 07:15 PM, Zeppelyn wrote: Sometimes I wonder what it's like to ejaculate.

well in fact female eyaculation does exist, i could help you reaching it
and yes i know, beeing a woman on the internet and not attracting creeps is something unseen


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 19:31:15 Reply

At 8/16/11 07:23 PM, kakalxlax wrote:
At 8/16/11 07:15 PM, Zeppelyn wrote: Sometimes I wonder what it's like to ejaculate.
well in fact female eyaculation does exist, i could help you reaching it
and yes i know, beeing a woman on the internet and not attracting creeps is something unseen

Yeah I was going to share my masturbation methods but I'd probably get unwanted attention.


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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 19:32:28 Reply

Grip and slide up and down vigorously.

What other ways are there? ..
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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 19:33:00 Reply

well in fact female eyaculation does exist, i could help you reaching it
and yes i know, beeing a woman on the internet and not attracting creeps is something unseen
Yeah I was going to share my masturbation methods but I'd probably get unwanted attention.

nha, dont be shy, whats life without risks.... and masturbation


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 20:08:46 Reply

I thought I was peeing at first

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Response to Masturbation methods 2011-08-16 22:31:02 Reply

just put in hand with a bit of olive oil


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