The First Rule Of Project Mayhem

[H41Lstorm]

ok i know that the first rule of project mayhem is that i cant ask questions but i was just wondering amoung the users of newgrounds, if you had the chance, would you:
-join project mayhem? (for you guys out there with blank faces project mayhem is from chuck palahniuk's book fight club that later became a movie in 1999)
-if yes what board commitee would you be on?
1. mischief
2. arson
3. assault
4. misinformation
5. organized chaos
6. the bureaucracy of anarchy

[GiantDouche]

no i wouldn't fucking join PROJECT MAYHEM HUR HUR

on a very related note, i like how fight club's message has become so deluded that its cult following consists mostly of teenagers who think YEAH COOL PUNCHING GUYS FUCKING SHIT UP WOOO FIGHT CLUB

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 8/15/11 11:50 AM, notgiantdouche wrote:

At 8/15/11 11:49 AM, GiantDouche wrote: deluded

*diluted carry on

Deluded: Impose a misleading belief upon (someone); deceive; fool.

Carry on.

[signl]

I'd join project mayhem because i like beating bad guys up and i think that everyone should join project mayhem because project mayhem can probably help people get along better in the long run and maybe batman can join too because he likes to save people and project mayhem is trying to save people too that is why it is good

[GiantDouche]

At 8/15/11 11:58 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Deluded: Impose a misleading belief upon (someone); deceive; fool.

Carry on.

Diluted: Make (something) weaker in force, content, or value by modifying it or adding other elements to it

why would i falsely correct myself

[Makakaov]

I would stick to reality.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 8/15/11 12:01 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 8/15/11 11:58 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Deluded: Impose a misleading belief upon (someone); deceive; fool.

Carry on.

Diluted: Make (something) weaker in force, content, or value by modifying it or adding other elements to it

why would i falsely correct myself

Because I wanted to.

[GiantDouche]

At 8/15/11 12:00 PM, Travis wrote: I agree...

That movie was about dudes who needed to cool off because of the stress that life caused.

So fucking stupid that people think it's a good movie for all the wrong reasons.

and here i thought it was about commercialization and how we lose our identity through product placement and consumerism

[GiantDouche]

At 8/15/11 12:08 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote:

At 8/15/11 12:04 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 8/15/11 12:01 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 8/15/11 11:58 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Deluded: Impose a misleading belief upon (someone); deceive; fool.

Carry on.

Diluted: Make (something) weaker in force, content, or value by modifying it or adding other elements to it

why would i falsely correct myself

Because I wanted to.

the real reason is because you didn't realise that it was GiantDouche's alt which is understandable

i wish i was important enough for someone to make an alt imitating my name to follow me around in threads

[ModernPatriot]

This thread has been thoroughly derailed.

[orangebomb]

At 8/15/11 12:00 PM, Travis wrote:

At 8/15/11 11:49 AM, GiantDouche wrote: no i wouldn't fucking join PROJECT MAYHEM HUR HUR

on a very related note, i like how fight club's message has become so deluded that its cult following consists mostly of teenagers who think YEAH COOL PUNCHING GUYS FUCKING SHIT UP WOOO FIGHT CLUB

I agree...

That movie was about dudes who needed to cool off because of the stress that life caused.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are right.

Yes, it's about a bunch of men from all walks of life going to some sort of basement to fight each other. It just so happens that the fight club is simply a training tool of sorts for Project Mayhem, and we all know what happens from there. What most folks wouldn't understand about Fight Club is meant to be about the average man's contempt for being told what to do, and a stab at how consermuism "screws" up society, more or less.

In short, it's meant to be an anti-consumerism/anti-coporate message, the fist fighting is simply the gravy.

[JKMonkey]

fuck that bullshit, I AM TYLER DURDEN

[Irrelephant]

i never watched fight club is it a good movie

[Tateos]

At 8/15/11 04:46 PM, Irrelephant wrote: i never watched fight club is it a good movie

i haven't watched fight club more is it a good movie irrelephant please i need to know

[Irrelephant]

At 8/15/11 04:50 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 8/15/11 04:46 PM, Irrelephant wrote: i never watched fight club is it a good movie

i haven't watched fight club more is it a good movie irrelephant please i need to know

um yes? its only the best movie ever theres so much guys fighting

[morlockcleric]

I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, Jack dies.

[Diivizzle]

At 8/15/11 05:45 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, Jack dies.

My favorite line of the damned movie.
+1000 Awesome points to you

Where is my mind?

[Tateos]

At 8/15/11 05:03 PM, Irrelephant wrote:

At 8/15/11 04:50 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 8/15/11 04:46 PM, Irrelephant wrote: i never watched fight club is it a good movie

i haven't watched fight club more is it a good movie irrelephant please i need to know

um yes? its only the best movie ever theres so much guys fighting

woa i feel so knowledgeable in the art of movies now thank you master irrelephant