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Ok guys, here's the tought one:

OJ Simpson is set in a court, suspected to kill his wife, and a waiter. There's 8 story pile of evidence against him.

How does the sportsman not end up in jail?

At 8/16/11 02:31 PM, Makakaov wrote: Ok guys, here's the tought one:

OJ Simpson is set in a court, suspected to kill his wife, and a waiter. There's 8 story pile of evidence against him.

How does the sportsman not end up in jail?

I think this one's a joke and not a riddle.

At 8/16/11 02:31 PM, Makakaov wrote: Ok guys, here's the tought one:

OJ Simpson is set in a court, suspected to kill his wife, and a waiter. There's 8 story pile of evidence against him.

How does the sportsman not end up in jail?

It's simple.He uses a good lawyer against a flawed judicial system.

If it takes one dragon seven years to lay one egg, how long does it take two-hundred dragons to lay two-hundred eggs?

At 8/16/11 02:39 PM, Eddmario wrote: If it takes one dragon seven years to lay one egg, how long does it take two-hundred dragons to lay two-hundred eggs?

*faceplam*

7years

4 men wanna cross a bridge.
The bridge will be blown up in 17 minutes.
Man 1 needs 1 minute to cross.
Man 2 needs 2.
Man 3 needs 5.
Man 4 needs 10.
The bridge can only carry 2 people at once.
It is dark. In order to cross the bridge you will need a flashlight. There is only one flashlight since Wade took the others. Without the flashlight the bridge cannot be crossed.

In which order do these motherfuckers cross to get over to the other side safe and sound?

At 8/16/11 02:10 PM, SlapAHo wrote: What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

The letter M.

A boy has 25 cents. At his mothers hair salon, there is a gumball machine. A gumball costs 25 cents, so How many gumballs can the kid get?

At 8/16/11 04:37 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: A boy has 25 cents. At his mothers hair salon, there is a gumball machine. A gumball costs 25 cents, so How many gumballs can the kid get?

1 :D

There's a chocolate bar, a mouse and a playstation. The chocolate becomes frozen, the playstation melts and the mouse dies... Why is this?

At 8/16/11 04:37 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: A boy has 25 cents. At his mothers hair salon, there is a gumball machine. A gumball costs 25 cents, so How many gumballs can the kid get?

As many as he wants, since the salon is his mother's.

Here's one.

What like a river does not consistently flow;
in one place fast, another slow?
For what to one is none at all,
a single man or an entire empire may rise or fall?

At 8/17/11 02:58 AM, sammartin wrote: Just answer this one,

"The beginning of eternity, The end of time and space, The beginning of every end, And the end of every place."

The letter "e". Letter one's are really lame.

At 8/14/11 02:35 AM, Eddmario wrote: Tom and Wade were found dead in an apartment. The only things in the room are broken glass, a cat, and water. How did they die?

There is only one answer: Bronies sniped them.
That, or what PIED3 said, they're fish.

What is the longest, infinity or perpetuity?

At 8/17/11 09:34 AM, Elfman-Rox wrote:

At 8/17/11 09:32 AM, Mismo wrote: What is the longest, infinity or perpetuity?

A .jpg of the number 8 turned sideways and then stretched out real far.

Creative answer, but wrong.

At 8/16/11 02:10 PM, SlapAHo wrote: What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

M

At 8/16/11 02:39 PM, Eddmario wrote: If it takes one dragon seven years to lay one egg, how long does it take two-hundred dragons to lay two-hundred eggs?

7 years cause they all do it at the same time.

At 8/17/11 09:32 AM, Mismo wrote: What is the longest, infinity or perpetuity?

perpetuity, infinity has no length.

At 8/16/11 06:23 PM, slipstrike wrote: Here's one.

What like a river does not consistently flow;
in one place fast, another slow?
For what to one is none at all,
a single man or an entire empire may rise or fall?

Time.

I am a vessel without hinges, lock or lid,yet, within my walls a golden treasure is hid. What am I?

At 8/18/11 12:04 PM, Elfman-Rox wrote:

At 8/17/11 10:49 AM, Eddmario wrote: Time.

I am a vessel without hinges, lock or lid,yet, within my walls a golden treasure is hid. What am I?

I just heard this one in my copy of 'spyro 3.'

It's an egg

Where do you think I got that riddle?

I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday,. What am I?