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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 01:14:11 Reply

this is probably only an issue for you if you live in the united states. pretty much all united states citizens have developed bromidrophobia from exposure to media outlets oversaturated with shampoo, deodorant, shaving foam and shower gel commercials. the decadent shopping culture has led to almost every north american thinking it's normal to shower once a day, even if you don't have an exercise schedule. body odours probably do smell more to americans because they are hypersensitive to it due to underexposure, a symptom of overhygiene and lack of exposure to benign biotic cultures

if you live anywhere sensible you won't be ostracized or made pariah because of something as trivial as a little body odour. only the united states and a couple of other formerly anglo-saxon nations (possibly canada and the uk) have developed extreme stigma towards common sense. if you're really worried about your body odour just don't drink vinegar and eat fatty foods. showering once a week is fine (i can't believe you read all of this, you must really be obsessed with body odour... haha!) if you don't have an exercise schedule. not having an exercise schedule is not fine, though

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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 01:22:31 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:14 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: this is probably only an issue for you if you live in the united states. pretty much all united states citizens have developed bromidrophobia from exposure to media outlets oversaturated with shampoo, deodorant, shaving foam and shower gel commercials. the decadent shopping culture has led to almost every north american thinking it's normal to shower once a day, even if you don't have an exercise schedule. body odours probably do smell more to americans because they are hypersensitive to it due to underexposure, a symptom of overhygiene and lack of exposure to benign biotic cultures

if you live anywhere sensible you won't be ostracized or made pariah because of something as trivial as a little body odour. only the united states and a couple of other formerly anglo-saxon nations (possibly canada and the uk) have developed extreme stigma towards common sense. if you're really worried about your body odour just don't drink vinegar and eat fatty foods. showering once a week is fine (i can't believe you read all of this, you must really be obsessed with body odour... haha!) if you don't have an exercise schedule. not having an exercise schedule is not fine, though

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Hey supergandhi64, you're my personal favorite member of this forum. I enjoy you comments but do keep in mind (and you can call me out on this for being stupid.. Idk your complete personality but you seem kind of offensive) that most people aren't accustom to a large vocabulary either, so it's kind of like what the point of a message if no one understands its content.. and yes us Americans are pretty obese stupid, hypersensitive and so on, but we sure do have fun and kick ass.. Idk, just saying lol but you're going over peoples heads with this one.

I still appreciate your level of involvement with education.


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 01:25:12 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:14 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: hfeuqi

The only places it's socially acceptable to smell like shit is in shitty third world countries where everything smells like shit.

People want to be presentable and clean. Keep up with us.


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 01:27:43 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:25 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/18/13 01:14 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: hfeuqi
The only places it's socially acceptable to smell like shit is in shitty third world countries where everything smells like shit.

People want to be presentable and clean. Keep up with us.

shit I don't shower often, maybe if I'm gonna get my dick sucked I like to make it smell good n' shit but fuck I don't smell that awful when I don't shower a day or 8


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 01:31:30 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:27 AM, AmericanZero wrote: shit I don't shower often, maybe if I'm gonna get my dick sucked I like to make it smell good n' shit but fuck I don't smell that awful when I don't shower a day or 8

That's because people aren't really all that great at smelling themselves.

I don't know if you're being serious or not.


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 01:32:32 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:31 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/18/13 01:27 AM, AmericanZero wrote: shit I don't shower often, maybe if I'm gonna get my dick sucked I like to make it smell good n' shit but fuck I don't smell that awful when I don't shower a day or 8
That's because people aren't really all that great at smelling themselves.

I don't know if you're being serious or not.

Yes, again, you can go a while stinking and not know until somebody tells you, but odds are that nobody will tell you.


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 01:32:39 Reply

I don't know guy, there's a couple of weird kids in my ap bio class that smell like fucking ass but I've never had the balls to be like "take a shower you smell" all awkwardly
These kids get way better grades then me and shit but I doubt they know when they smell like shit

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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 04:41:54 Reply

I shower either every day or every two days. Sometimes I wonder if I smell bad. I don't think so but I sometimes feel like I do smell bad and I just don't know it. Sometimes I'm told that I have no distinctive smell.

To be honest I don't like the obsession people have with having a certain smell a lot of people I interact with have a smell (hairgel, cologne, etc.) and its kind of annoying. I just don't see the point.


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 04:57:30 Reply

Because we live in a polite society.

Sure they never tell you to your face but I bet dollars to donuts that they talk shit about you behind your back for how much you stink.

Take a fucking shower every day

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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 05:04:00 Reply

At 8/13/11 09:03 PM, Mfan wrote: fucking slob , what's so hard about showering twice a day ?

Twice a day? lol. I shower once a day and I used to shower every other day, I have sensitive skin so showering that often will dry it out like crazy. Also if you shower twice a day you're basically washing your hair 1 out of every 4 times you shower, since you're supposed to wash your hair every other day.

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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 05:07:54 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:27 AM, AmericanZero wrote: shit I don't shower often, maybe if I'm gonna get my dick sucked I like to make it smell good n' shit but fuck I don't smell that awful when I don't shower a day or 8

Confirmed 13 year old.


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 05:16:11 Reply

Shower at least once a day. My classmates shower at least once or twice a day.

At 1/18/13 01:25 AM, Xenomit wrote:
The only places it's socially acceptable to smell like shit is in shitty third world countries where everything smells like shit.

Agreed. Sometimes, in the subway, a Chinese person would walk past me and I would smell that AWFUL old farmer smell. Some of them even smell like farts.


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 05:36:13 Reply

You might not notice, and other people might not know they notice, but it shows. Just run some water over the right bits every day and you're golden. Or maybe you spend so long at a computer that your body has no need to wash.


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 13:21:08 Reply

At 1/18/13 05:07 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/18/13 01:27 AM, AmericanZero wrote: shit I don't shower often, maybe if I'm gonna get my dick sucked I like to make it smell good n' shit but fuck I don't smell that awful when I don't shower a day or 8
Confirmed 13 year old.

then I confirm you as a virgin, 'cause I'm being legit with what I said so whatever. and If I'm 13 I made my Newgrounds account when I was 5... good one you 9 years old you,.. or maybe your 10.

lol fuck out of here with your stupidity


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 13:26:51 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:21 PM, AmericanZero wrote: then I confirm you as a virgin, 'cause I'm being legit with what I said so whatever. and If I'm 13 I made my Newgrounds account when I was 5... good one you 9 years old you,.. or maybe your 10.

lol fuck out of here with your stupidity

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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 13:33:15 Reply

Because you don't work out.


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Response to I only shower once a week. 2013-01-18 13:37:34 Reply

At 1/18/13 01:26 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
If I don't need to say anything to make you appear more stupid it's not fun anymore.

Just because you say something, doesn't mean it's true.


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