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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 14:36:40 Reply

Donate your dead fish to the nearest moron. You can also give them a half-full fire extinguisher with a broken nozzle.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 15:03:49 Reply

flush it down toilet

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 15:08:54 Reply

Eating goldfish used to be a fad way back when.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 15:38:52 Reply
At 8/13/11 03:08 PM, Dogmeat wrote: Eating goldfish used to be a fad way back when.

When was this?

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 15:40:45 Reply

Flush!

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 15:45:39 Reply
At 8/13/11 12:08 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/13/11 12:06 PM, Piggler wrote: Flush him to the sewer beyond.
That seems to be the best solution. May he rest in peace.

I don't get this, you wouldn't flush a member of your family down the shitter, so why your pet, ti seems like disrespect, you can bury your pet.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 15:48:27 Reply
At 8/13/11 03:45 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 8/13/11 12:08 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/13/11 12:06 PM, Piggler wrote: Flush him to the sewer beyond.
That seems to be the best solution. May he rest in peace.
I don't get this, you wouldn't flush a member of your family down the shitter, so why your pet, ti seems like disrespect, you can bury your pet.

You know, he's right.If the guy felt affection for the goldfish, than he ca just bury it in his backyard.Plus, it's not like he has to dig up an entire block, it's a goldfish for god's sakes.You could even use a spoon to dig it up and you'll be done in a jiffy.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 15:51:15 Reply
At 8/13/11 03:48 PM, SlapAHo wrote:
At 8/13/11 03:45 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 8/13/11 12:08 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/13/11 12:06 PM, Piggler wrote: Flush him to the sewer beyond.
That seems to be the best solution. May he rest in peace.
I don't get this, you wouldn't flush a member of your family down the shitter, so why your pet, ti seems like disrespect, you can bury your pet.
You know, he's right.If the guy felt affection for the goldfish, than he ca just bury it in his backyard.Plus, it's not like he has to dig up an entire block, it's a goldfish for god's sakes.You could even use a spoon to dig it up and you'll be done in a jiffy.

Exactly, if you flush it down the toilet, its like treating it like getting rid of an undesirable. So I would just bury it in the backyard. Instead of disrespecting it.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-14 12:17:37 Reply

Well i cremated my fish yesterday, i don't think i have the will to go on anymore.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-14 12:18:35 Reply
At 8/14/11 12:17 PM, MikeyLeggz wrote: Well i cremated my fish yesterday, i don't think i have the will to go on anymore.

But he surely would want you to go on, just remember the good times that you had with him, he surely would want it. Live for him!

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-14 12:20:31 Reply
At 8/13/11 02:27 PM, BlakeMo wrote:
At 8/13/11 12:06 PM, Piggler wrote: Flush him.

Flush him to the sewer beyond.
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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-14 12:27:35 Reply

Sell it for money. It's a gold fish after all...

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-14 12:28:59 Reply
At 8/14/11 12:27 PM, Gimmick wrote: Sell it for money. It's a gold fish after all...

That was punny!

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-14 12:46:39 Reply

Feed him to your new gold fish.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-16 05:58:00 Reply
At 8/13/11 11:50 AM, MikeyLeggz wrote: and i can't burn it.
At 8/13/11 11:53 AM, MikeyLeggz wrote: should i grill it, fry it, bake it, or boil it?

See the problem with your statement here?

Also, you do know the goldfish might not have been dead, right? If you over feed a goldfish they loose their ability to move as their body is filled up to much, if you starve it for for 3 days and it is still alive it will start swimming again. So you may have actually just killed your goldfish. Enjoy your night.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-16 06:24:26 Reply

get the defibrillator.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-16 08:57:09 Reply
At 8/16/11 06:24 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: get the defibrillator.

Oh, I don't think the cause can reverse the effect.

or can it?

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-16 08:58:40 Reply

Fuck it.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-17 02:48:54 Reply

hold a super big ceremony at the superbowl, with christina agulera singing amazing grace ect.

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