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My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 11:50:07 Reply

What should i do, i can't bury the body, and i can't burn it. PLEASE HELP ME!!


It ain't no Ralph tho.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 11:50:53 Reply

At 8/13/11 11:50 AM, MikeyLeggz wrote: What should i do, i can't bury the body, and i can't burn it. PLEASE HELP ME!!

Fish it out with a net and throw it in the bin.

Or toilet, depends how much you cared about him.
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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 11:51:38 Reply

I don't have a net!


It ain't no Ralph tho.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 11:51:44 Reply

Eat it's corpse


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 11:53:05 Reply

At 8/13/11 11:51 AM, camobch0 wrote: Eat it's corpse

should i grill it, fry it, bake it, or boil it?


It ain't no Ralph tho.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 11:54:35 Reply

Well it is dead so....into the frying pan !

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 11:54:52 Reply

At 8/13/11 11:53 AM, MikeyLeggz wrote:
At 8/13/11 11:51 AM, camobch0 wrote: Eat it's corpse
should i grill it, fry it, bake it, or boil it?

Eat it raw, durrr


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 11:55:31 Reply

At 8/13/11 11:51 AM, MikeyLeggz wrote: I don't have a net!

Well pick that pathetic excuse for a 'pet' up and throw it's dead-ass down the shitter!

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 11:56:52 Reply

I notified the police about this. I suggest you shove it up your ass to hide it, since now theres no time to do any of the above. HURRY!

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 12:00:07 Reply

At 8/13/11 11:56 AM, MentallyDisturbed wrote: I notified the police about this. I suggest you shove it up your ass to hide it, since now theres no time to do any of the above. HURRY!

Don't listen to him! He's playing you like a fool! He informed the police that you might be possessing drugs! They'll do a cavity search on you and find the fish!

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 12:01:05 Reply

At 8/13/11 11:56 AM, MentallyDisturbed wrote: I notified the police about this. I suggest you shove it up your ass to hide it, since now theres no time to do any of the above. HURRY!

YOU DAMN RAT!


It ain't no Ralph tho.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 12:01:53 Reply

At 8/13/11 12:01 PM, MikeyLeggz wrote: YOU DAMN RAT!

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!

Just break the bowl with a hammer and make it look like an accident.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 12:04:36 Reply

At 8/13/11 11:50 AM, MikeyLeggz wrote: What should i do, i can't bury the body, and i can't burn it. PLEASE HELP ME!!

I'm sorry man...I swear your goldfish told me he had already performed oral in the past.I guess it was just....too much to handle... :(


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 12:06:14 Reply

Flush him.

Flush him to the sewer beyond.

My goldfish is dead!


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 12:08:22 Reply

At 8/13/11 12:06 PM, Piggler wrote: Flush him to the sewer beyond.

That seems to be the best solution. May he rest in peace.


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 12:08:39 Reply

At 8/13/11 12:01 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 8/13/11 12:01 PM, MikeyLeggz wrote: YOU DAMN RAT!
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!

Just break the bowl with a hammer and make it look like an accident.

Don't do it! The police will know something happened involving violence this way! Its better you hide the body and let the police search your home for evidence and find nothing, because the only piece of evidence will be up your ass.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 12:20:19 Reply

At 8/13/11 12:04 PM, SlapAHo wrote:
At 8/13/11 11:50 AM, MikeyLeggz wrote: What should i do, i can't bury the body, and i can't burn it. PLEASE HELP ME!!
I'm sorry man...I swear your goldfish told me he had already performed oral in the past.I guess it was just....too much to handle... :(

So, it was you who killed Goldie? YOU SICK BASTARD! I Hope you get raped by REBECCA BLACK!!


It ain't no Ralph tho.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 13:31:17 Reply

Flush him into a radioactive sewer, so he mutates back to life as a 20 foot tall monster who is your best friend so you can destroy cities together.


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 13:34:34 Reply

put it in water and touch it with a something volt battery


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 13:36:02 Reply

1. Fish steak.
2. Hook him on to a rod as bait, a when you catch a fish, you have a new fish.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 13:37:22 Reply

flush it down the toilet.
why are you upset, its a gold fish.


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 13:37:33 Reply

Eat it, fish are very delicious.


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 13:38:28 Reply

I thought people flushed goldfish down the toilet.


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 14:18:25 Reply

i no epmty his body cavity fill it with candy and use it as an pinyata and get a real live coldblooded viper as a pet

ps jk flush it the popo is coming


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 14:21:35 Reply

Mail it to me.


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 14:22:27 Reply

At 8/13/11 12:20 PM, MikeyLeggz wrote:
At 8/13/11 12:04 PM, SlapAHo wrote:
At 8/13/11 11:50 AM, MikeyLeggz wrote: What should i do, i can't bury the body, and i can't burn it. PLEASE HELP ME!!
I'm sorry man...I swear your goldfish told me he had already performed oral in the past.I guess it was just....too much to handle... :(
So, it was you who killed Goldie? YOU SICK BASTARD! I Hope you get raped by REBECCA BLACK!!

I'm truly sorry.Sometimes, my sexual urges get the best of me.I promise I won't even think of getting it on with Goldie's carcass tonight...


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 14:23:12 Reply

just flush the goldfish.

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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 14:23:22 Reply

At 8/13/11 01:37 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: flush it down the toilet.
why are you upset, its a gold fish.

He can still have feelings for such a pet.


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 14:27:25 Reply

Call it Nemo and say you lost it.


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Response to My goldfish is dead! 2011-08-13 14:27:58 Reply

At 8/13/11 12:06 PM, Piggler wrote: Flush him.

Flush him to the sewer beyond.

That episode freaked me out as a kid


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