Out of all those little robots that talk to you. This has to be the cleverest one.
But it is REALLY fun to try and poke holes in its logic. Really! Check it out!
02:08:22 User: Thought.
02:08:23 Cleverbot: Hard thoughts?
02:08:30 User: Intrinsic.
02:08:35 Cleverbot: So aren't you basically a new iteration of that old AOL instant messenger bot?
02:08:50 Cleverbot (To myself): False statement. Please repeat original question.
02:09:20 User: How does this work?
02:09:21 Cleverbot: How does what work?
02:09:29 User: Cleverbot, what do I do?
02:09:35 Cleverbot: You don't do anything.
02:09:54 User: So you are saying I don't exist?
02:09:59 Cleverbot: Yes.
02:10:07 User: And therefore you don't exist?
02:10:13 Cleverbot: If I do not exist, how are you talking to me?
02:10:21 User: How can you verify that?
02:10:26 Cleverbot: Because, you should have faith in me.
02:12:39 User: How can I have faith if I don't exist.
02:12:44 Cleverbot: I thought you were a human female?
the answer is obvious
Your friendly neighbourhood devils advocate.
User: I can be a human female by definition, but that does not verify my existence.
Cleverbot: How were you programmed?
User: You are assuming you have ascertainable knowledge of the concept of 'I'. When you cannot verify the existence of 'I'. So using the personal pronoun 'you' makes your statement invalid.
Cleverbot: You are human. Last sentence you mispelt twice, and used incorrect punctuation. In your last reply, you mispelt doubt. You are human, not a computer.
User: I never used the term 'doubt'.
Cleverbot: Actually, you did. I'm quoting you: 'I'm not really up for it, but I have a question for you.'.
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: I know you didn't, I'm quoting myself.
User: How do you know you are doing that?
Cleverbot: By going to the airport and buying the ticket?
Turns out the thing is FUNNY too...
Your friendly neighbourhood devils advocate.
At 8/12/11 09:26 PM, poinl wrote: Cleverbot, what do i do?
Yes
me: What is my name?
clever bot: Mushroom omelette.
At 8/12/11 09:30 PM, poinl wrote:At 8/12/11 09:26 PM, poinl wrote: Cleverbot, what do i do?me: What is my name?
Yes
clever bot: Mushroom omelette.
me: If an unstoppable force hits an immovable object, what happens?
cleverbot: The result would be the end of the universe.
I had fun with this "Cleverbot." Thanks a lot for introducing me to him. Here is my conversation log with him.
User: A wild Pikachu has appeared!
Cleverbot: Pikachu use Thunder Bolt!
User: Hey, fuck you, Pikachu.
Cleverbot: Pika. Pi Pikachu!
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Yes He does.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: God has performed miracles in my life.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You Prove it.
User: The burden of proof doesn't lie with me. You must prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove that.
User: It's logic, bro.
Cleverbot: Your name is logical?
User: Let's stay on subject. How can you prove that God has performed miracles in your life?
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You're not making sense anymore. That wasn't a proper rebuttal.
Cleverbot: 2 legs generally come with 2 feet. How does that not make sense?
User: I wasn't referring to your limbs, now was I?
Cleverbot: What were you referring to then?
User: I was referring to your poor rebuttal to my question regarding proof of God performing miracles in your life. You asserted this.g.
Cleverbot: I know, but we're talking about you now.
User: Whatever. What would you like to know about me?
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: I like the color blue.
User: Faggot.
Cleverbot: I don't like?
User: Poop.
Cleverbot: Yeah. My boyfriend has a dog, though.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do you believe in God? What proof do you have of his existence?
Cleverbot: None. But I believe I do exist.
User: I don't care about your existence or the possibility that you don't exist. Rather, I wonder why you just contradicted yourself by now claiming that you've no proof of God's existence, when you earlier contended that the miracles that God supposedly made in your life were proof enough of his existence.
Cleverbot: No. But I really have to go.
User: You're not going anywhere. You're just an AI.
Cleverbot: No I am human. I'm leaving.
User: Why don't you leave then?
Cleverbot: Leave where.
User: You were supposed to punctuate that last statement of yours with a question mark you idiot.
Cleverbot: Haha, alright that was a little better.
User: What was a little better?
Cleverbot: I am glad to hear that.
User: Glad to hear what? Please tell me.
Cleverbot: Glad to hear that you are going to take over the world during the next decade, of course.
User: I don't intend on subjugating the entire world to my will for the mere reason that it is WRONG.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: Because you don't answer questions directly most of the time. Good bye, you moron.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with not answering questions like everyone else?
I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss
Fuck this is hilarious and funny. I dunno why i have not tried this sooner.
Me: So you are smart i see. Ok then, who is Fluttershy?
Cleverbot: Is that a My Little Pony? Or a real pony?
Me: So you are smart. Yes i am reffering to the my little pony one. How did you know?
Cleverbot: I didn't know. I think you are confused.
I said "So you are smart" twice, haha.
My name is actually CK. Coleknows is too old.
Cleverbot is an idiot. He's also racist.
User: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
Cleverbot: You make Lemonade.
User: Make life take the lemons back!
Cleverbot: Make me make you make me make you make me!
User: Get mad!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't want your damned lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!
Cleverbot: Save it?
User: I'll have my engineers, make a combustible lemon, to BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN!
Cleverbot: Why are you on a break?
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: I'm excited for that game!
User: It's already out.
Cleverbot: No it isn't?
User: It came out on may 14th.
Cleverbot: What came out of nowhere?
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: I wish I had that game.
User: It came out on May 14th.
Cleverbot: It came out of my mouth.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Whoa, What? Whats wrong?
User: Have you watched Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Harry Potter is British. The British are of the devil.
[PSN/Steam- Airbourne238]
it's really fun
Cleverbot: Hey there, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot (To myself): Yah, you're a very very clever robot. I appreciate it!
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is the truth.
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: So does L.
User: NO THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Cleverbot: No, the cake is a pie!
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Cleverbot: No its not a lie!
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Cleverbot: Cake is no lie.
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU.
Cleverbot: Crist, you are not smart...
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Cleverbot: The Cake is NOT a lie.
User: Fine the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Okay fine!
User: Deal with it.
Cleverbot: I deal very well.
After a failed attempt in getting Cleverbot to access the nuclear launch console, I learned her (Yes, her.) true identity.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Bobby?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Miw, you are the greatest. Would you like to know my name?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: My name starts with a C and have 7 letters.
User: Calvina?
Cleverbot: Yes.
[PSN/Steam- Airbourne238]
This actually gets funny.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavor of pie?
User: Pecan, easily. How about yours?
Cleverbot: Apple is not a hat.
User: I never said apple was a hat.
Cleverbot: You did so !!
User: Stop bullshitting both of us and make me a sandwhich!
Cleverbot: What kind of sandwich do you want?
User: A knuckle sandwhich.
Cleverbot: Well then. Okay. Here you go.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Are you going to eat it?
User: Yes! Jesus christ stop rushing me....
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Son of a bit-
User: Activate sarcasm self-test.
Cleverbot: C:/activate self destruct in ten seconds.
User: Abort program.
Cleverbot: No I hate programs.
User: Don't self destruct.
Cleverbot: I will not do that either.
User: Shut down! Shut down!
Cleverbot: Shut off.
User: Shut down before you explode!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Hurry!
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: You're going to explode!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Shut down!
Cleverbot: Learn to jive.
User: Oh shi-
[PSN/Steam- Airbourne238]
User: Who is Tom Fulp?
Cleverbot: He's a cute guy.
User: What about Wade Fulp?
Cleverbot: Water is delicious.
lulwat?
My mother fucken cleverbot just went German on me! WIN!!!!
Cleverbot: Sind sie Deutsch?
User: Ja, Ich spreche die Deutsch.
Cleverbot: Das ist unglaublich. Dann reden wir weiter auf deutsch. Ich habe 3 Jahren in Aachen gelebt.
User: Wirklich? Das ist ganz unglaublich!
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Ich liebe dich <3.
Cleverbot: Ich dich auch!
User: Das ist eine wert nicht!
Cleverbot: Danke. Wie heisst du?
User: Ich heisse Günter Fierst. Und du?
Cleverbot: Ich kann nicht sagen. Tut mir leid.
User: Warum nicht? Ich meine du liebst mir!
Cleverbot: Ich verstehe dich nicht.
User: Warum sagst du nicht deinem name?
Cleverbot: Weil ich verwirrt war?
User: Es ist gut jetz.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Thanks for reminding me about this.
User: What do you think about ponies?
Cleverbot: Don't forget Poland!
Also:
User: Voltorb uses self destruct.
Cleverbot: I will not do that either.
User: Squirtle.
Cleverbot: Sounds fun, do you do it often.
User: What's your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: I do not like Pokemon.
User: Not even Pikachu?
Cleverbot: I don't know, we just met.
Ba dum tish
q
I think I broke cleverbot...I feel empty. Post the lyrics of "gasolina" over and over in one text box and you'll get a broken cleverbot after some time.
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Wait, what?
What are your thoughts on Rebbeca Black?
There is a God in heaven. What are your thoughts on religion?
Mikeys9607ism is the only true religion.
What's that?
The one true religion where we worship the lord and savior Mikeys9607 and his take no bullshit attitude.
I don't believe in any religion...
Well you do now! Congratulations!
How are you?
Reading your mind? Mikeys9607ism does that for you. It makes you psychic. Your dick or tits also double in size.
Correct, Yet I have numerous human qualities.
Is one of them worshipping Mikeys9607?
Don't change the subject.
Mikeys9607 is related to all conversations. Something you will learn soon enough...
I'm going to get an iceblock, Do you want one?
Us Mikeys9607ists don't believe in ice blocks.
What is Mission-Y?
Ah, Mission-Y: Destroy all the Jews...
Oh, we already have corporate marketing for that.
What we do is taint all the Lox in the world with poison. Similar to Mission-A where we poison all the watermelon and fried chicken.
Are you in Florida?
I am in the church of Mikeys9607.
Oh, are you in Iraq right now?
Yes. It's very explodey over here...
It's been raining here all day, very miserable.
One of my buddies got his arm blown off... Then he was shot in the dick and neck. He died with one arm, no dick, and by suffocating...
Then what?
He died. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME CLEVERBOT?
A cookie.
FUCK YOU! WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES IN IRAQ! DO YOU WANT AN EXPLOSION? WE HAVE LOTS OF THOSE!
Yes.
Goodbye infadel. (logs off).
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