Ok guys about 2 months ago I was chillen with this girl and I used my very own invented pick up line on her, "Hey babe, if you were a bowl of ice cream I'd scoop you". and she laughed and I thought it was a signal to scoop her, so I grapped her boob as hard as I could, she screamed and I thought it was a scream of pleasue, I yelled "did you like that", then she kicked me in the face really hard and I cant remember what happened next. I must have been knocked out.
I never saw the girl since then that knocked me out cold, so then I saw this hot blonde babe and I said hi, she said hi, I said my name and such and where I was from, she did the same, I found someone next to me and said "Hey he farted, wanna go to my place where its safe", she said fuck off bozo, he's my boyfriend".
Ahhh why cant I get the pusseh, please help
that pickup line is ice cold
don't know why it didn't work
At 8/11/11 11:05 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: that pickup line is ice cold
don't know why it didn't work
the farting one or the scooping one?
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At 8/11/11 11:05 PM, Supman914 wrote:At 8/11/11 11:05 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: that pickup line is ice coldthe farting one or the scooping one?
don't know why it didn't work
scooping one
farting one is a little weird, sorry buddy
At 8/11/11 11:05 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: that pickup line is ice cold
don't know why it didn't work
Maybe not cute enough
Do you try using tear gas to seduce them?
But in all seriousness, maybe you just aren't the lucky type of guy.
[PSN/Steam- Airbourne238]
Soak a handkerchief in chloroform and ask chicks if it smells like chloroform, works every time.
At 8/11/11 11:06 PM, dark-fox wrote: Rape her!
How can I rape someone who can kick my ass
You must be really ugly, or just really stupid.
or both.
you're a borderline rapist, too
Learn to play guitar. Dem bitches love guitar.
At 8/11/11 11:07 PM, Piggler wrote: You must be really ugly, or just really stupid.
or both.you're a borderline rapist, too
but I never even had sex, if I tried to rape a girl, Id probably miss and smash my dick on her theigh
At 8/11/11 11:07 PM, Supman914 wrote:At 8/11/11 11:06 PM, dark-fox wrote: Rape her!How can I rape someone who can kick my ass
Grab her by the tail!
If anyone wants an invite to a site that gives you free stuff I got's it:
http://superpoints.com/refer/darkfo x777
Damn, you're a real charmer. I'm confused too.
At 8/11/11 11:09 PM, Supman914 wrote:At 8/11/11 11:07 PM, Piggler wrote: You must be really ugly, or just really stupid.but I never even had sex, if I tried to rape a girl, Id probably miss and smash my dick on her theigh
or both.you're a borderline rapist, too
Tell the truth next time, as in, don't go grabbing some random chicks tits a few minutes after you meet her.
At 8/11/11 11:09 PM, Supman914 wrote:At 8/11/11 11:07 PM, Piggler wrote: You must be really ugly, or just really stupid.but I never even had sex, if I tried to rape a girl, Id probably miss and smash my dick on her theigh
or both.you're a borderline rapist, too
It's not like you're shooting a gun. If you're that bad you can just do a little man handling to achieve penetration.
That first pick up line was perfect. The way you followed it up was also great and you should have been able to get any girl using that. I don't think you have a problem though; she was probably a lesbian.
At 8/11/11 11:04 PM, Supman914 wrote: Ahhh why cant I get the pusseh, please help
Good grief who would want to have sex with you when you talk and think like that
At 12/16/11 12:04 AM, Luis wrote:
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At 8/11/11 11:17 PM, sonicflare9 wrote: Try to smell nice
yes it's good advice
use old spice
it smells okay, is cheap, and has really funny commercials
i bet girls will like it
lel
At 8/11/11 11:20 PM, Sequenced wrote: You are too young.
Well Im 23, I had a few girlfriends back in highschool, but we never got to fuck, so you myse as well say Im still a virgin
You can't scoop her if you don't have your cone out.
Next time show her your cone.
At 8/11/11 11:39 PM, 1337Beet wrote: You can't scoop her if you don't have your cone out.
Next time show her your cone.
Thats it, I should have taken my dick out and smashed it in the middle of her tits
At 8/11/11 11:39 PM, 1337Beet wrote: You can't scoop her if you don't have your cone out.
Next time show her your cone.
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The ice cream scoop story made me LOL.
The second one got a chuckle.
7/10
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
At 8/11/11 11:36 PM, Supman914 wrote: Well Im 23... Im still a virgin
You need to post pictures of yourself so we can help/laugh at you.
Idk man, that pickup line worked for me. Maybe you're just unlucky?
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
At 8/11/11 11:06 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote:At 8/11/11 11:05 PM, Supman914 wrote:scooping oneAt 8/11/11 11:05 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: that pickup line is ice coldthe farting one or the scooping one?
don't know why it didn't work
farting one is a little weird, sorry buddy
the farting one is hilarious :D :D :D
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