At 8/11/11 06:54 PM, Travis wrote: 100. Travis is your overseer. No matter what you say or think. Look up to him or look down and suck dat cock.
101. Travis, the overseer, claims that we were all born in Newgrounds. This is where we die. We're born in Newgrounds, we die in Newgrounds. In Newgrounds, we are safe.
86: Never, ever, fucking Ever brag to the BBS how cool your DS and PSP are using a video... And NEVER get butthurt enough to post more butthurt videos.
88: Your opinion is worth proselytizing.
89: Not only is it worth propagating, it's worth crusading for.
90: My music is better than yours. Period.
91: Formatting errors such as poor spelling, poor grammar, poor ability to convey your ideas cohesively and the like are NOT YOUR FAULT.
93: Quoting what the last few people said and saying something similar but different, and sometimes exactly the same, is onehundredfuckingpercent fucking epic.
95: All originality is pirated. It was never original in the first place.
96: Ever logged off the BBS? Don't do that. People will respect you for getting 10,000 posts in 6 months.
98: Repeat something stupid over and over because it's your thing that you do and people should appreciate it more.
100: If you can write 100 rules about the BBS in a single sitting which all hold true you should just go ahead and shoot yourself. Clean out the gene pool a little...
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At 8/11/11 07:07 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: 102. Travis is the reason Jonas died and we must punish him for his transgression.
103. If your thread is dying, bump it.
104. Claim to be good friends with mods and regulars in order to boost your social status on the site.
105. Pride yourself in knowing underground movies and bands, claiming you're more 'cultural'.
106. Make lame-ass Chuck Norris jokes, even though you know literally nothing about him.
107. When someone points out your faults, swear at them in all caps to prove them wrong.
108. Let everyone in on big secrets, like the angry face easter egg.
109. Pretend not to care about threads, but post in them anyway, to let everyone know.
110. Keep alternate accounts, so you can agree with yourself in threads.
111. Complain about spam crews that don't exist anymore.
112. Openly trash 4chan, even though you're secretly an avid user.
113. Openly trash furries, even though you're secretly a furfag.
114. Vote 5 on every flash you see to get high stats.
115. Vote 0 on every flash you see because you're Malachy.
116. Make a thread complaining about the way people vote because you're Scarface.
117. Talk about yourself in third person in your own threads.
118. Wonder why a thread about MLP has more pages than this one.
119. Remember why; this is Newgrounds, and it's a thread about MLP.
120. Talk shit about moderators you don't like, but quote them in threads and say nice things.
121. Make circle jerk threads about your favorite user.
122. Post pictures of a "funny" conversation you had on Omegle, AIM, ect.
123. Pretend not to care about stats when you yourself are a statwhore.
124. Make threads that have already been made a thousand times over.
125. Tell people you used the search bar when you didn't really.
126. Don't use the PM system to talk to users, make threads directed at them.
127. Make said threads specifically when that user is not online.
128. When a new user doesn't understand something, don't help them, troll them.
129. Make fake accounts under the names of famous people.
130. Make a big deal about things that are, in retrospect, absolutely meaningless to begin with.
131. Hate Justin Beiber with a passion because.......because...... because he's.......well....uh.......
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
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At 8/11/11 06:57 PM, Narcissy wrote:At 8/11/11 06:54 PM, Travis wrote: 100. Travis is your overseer. No matter what you say or think. Look up to him or look down and suck dat cock.101. Travis, the overseer, claims that we were all born in Newgrounds. This is where we die. We're born in Newgrounds, we die in Newgrounds. In Newgrounds, we are safe.
Well fuck that... I want adventure! I'm leaving this shithole! There's too many roaches!
DAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!! </3
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
At 8/11/11 05:49 PM, Scarface wrote: 15. Being pessimistic, cynical, and an all around douche bag is the exact same thing as being smart.
ohohohohohohohohohohoho
At 8/11/11 05:56 PM, Bogoblin wrote: I was expecting rule 34 to be much better.
Oh, God.
Da 12 year old programmer.
At 8/11/11 09:51 PM, GiantDouche wrote:At 8/11/11 05:49 PM, Scarface wrote: 15. Being pessimistic, cynical, and an all around douche bag is the exact same thing as being smart.ohohohohohohohohohohoho
I just nailed you with that one, didn't I.
41. Never read the entirety of a thread before posting.
At 8/11/11 09:57 PM, Scarface wrote:At 8/11/11 09:51 PM, GiantDouche wrote:I just nailed you with that one, didn't I.At 8/11/11 05:49 PM, Scarface wrote: 15. Being pessimistic, cynical, and an all around douche bag is the exact same thing as being smart.ohohohohohohohohohohoho
i am neither a pessimist nor a cynic but i know that you think i'm one<3
Make sure you mention popular users in all of your threads so that people will commence their asinine attempt at socializing with them.
"Any person with an opposing, extremely controversial, or stupid opinion is a troll."
Scratch that;
"Everyone is a troll."
At 8/11/11 05:49 PM, Scarface wrote: There are many unwritten rules to abide by when posting on the BBS. In this thread, we will list all of them, so feel free to add any you think apply.
1) Smitty is king of the forum.
Aw, you're to kind.
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Rule 666. Cherish a Stamper post. They are magical treasures.
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"Your friends love you anyway" - Check out Guinea Something Good!
69. When Stamper or JohnnyUtah make a topic, serious shit is about to go down.
TEABAGGIN' AIN'T EASY
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#3824: Always upload irrelevant pictures to your posts.
Rule #?
Always post about how your opinions are always correct and everyone else who disagrees with you is idiotic and stupid because you are always right and they should know better
At 8/11/11 05:49 PM, Scarface wrote: 1. Give new users shit, especially if they signed up only a few months after you.
No, only if they're '12, '11, and sometimes '10.
I'll call a '09 or '08 user a fucking newfag, though, fucking rights I will.
2. Fight about which user years were the best/worst.
Not at all. No one even does that.
3. Assume that everyone likes you and thinks your funny.
Everyone does like me, and my jokes are very funny.
4. If you're a new user, tell people that you have an '01 account that you forgot about.
I lost the login to my '98 account.
5. If you're a new user obeying rule 4, reminisce about "back when Newgrounds was good"
Back when Newgrounds was decent
6. Posting memes and funny pictures is the equivelant of being funny.
no
7. Backseat mod. It will show the other moderators that you are responsible and should become one.
yea of course that's just logic
8. Be as much of a kiss-ass to moderators as possible, as this will also earn you brownie points.
DHT is a pedophile and everyone hates him and he's adopted and digs out dinner from Poozy's anus.
9. Never use periods in your posts, because that is your 'thing' for feeling special
no that was the blushy face
10. Use periods in your posts, because it's retarded not to.
idk sometimes i forget
11. You must at all times weigh either less than 100 lbs or more than 200 lbs.
yea
12. Get into as many flame wars as possible, even and especially if they don't concern you.
yea
13. Never admit you're wrong in a flame war, ever.
yea
14. Whenever Tom or Wade is online, make a thread about it. It lets them know you care.
no
15. Being pessimistic, cynical, and an all around douche bag is the exact same thing as being smart.
yea
16. Make religion topics, because they all eventually are resolved.
oh god fuck no
17. Challenge other people on political issues you know nothing about.
yea
18. Make references to My Little Pony, because it will earn you respect.
unfortunately, that's painfully true.
19. Whenever you are banned for breaking the rules, make a thread about how mods abuse their
power.
no they get all butthurt and tell you to keep it in your newspost or whatever but i usually just comment on their newspost or sumshit idk
20. Advertise your videos on the BBS, because they always get a good response.
websites, too
21. Swear as much as possible, to let people know you're not afraid of naughty language, gosh darn it.
idk
22. If a moderator or an admin states their opinion on an issue, agree with them, no matter what.
no especially that god damn british guy i forget his name.
23. If a user has better stats than another user, he is better than that user.
yea
24. Furry porn is gross, but tentacle porn and yaoi are totally normal.
yea but yuri's the best.
25. Using big words and insulting others is the equivalent of being smart.
yea
26. Threaten to beat up other users over the internet, because you know you're safe.
yea
27. Calling someone else gay makes you straight.
yea
28. Calling someone else stupid makes you smart.
yea
29. Calling someone else fat makes you fit.
yea
30. Tell people that you have sex all the time, even though you probably never will.
yea
31. Every girl user is attracted to you, especially the ones that won't talk to you. They're playing hard to get.
except the stuck up cunts on newgrounds
32. Newgrounds is your personal army. Tell them to flame videos or websites you don't like.
that's like something you'd do on 4chan or sumshit.
33. If you create your own meme, it will become famous and you'll be funny.
no
34. TYPING IN ALL CAPS LETS PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE SERIOUS.
YEA
35. Insult things that are unpopular, so people will like you.
no
36. Insult things that are popular, so people will think you're an edgy non-conformist.
yea
37. Tell atheists they're going to hell, because mommy and daddy taught you to be Christian.
lol yea
38. Tell Christians they're stupid, because in school you learned about evolution, and you're atheist now.
yea
39. Make photoshop threads of stupid pictures, like your creepy brother, fat friend, or rapist uncle.
no
40. Being random is always funny. Always. Every time you say something random, it's hilarious.
no
What other rules will you add?
41. patronize sevkat and rummy0
fuck yuo idiote
Rule 187
Reply in every,I mean EVERY SINGLE post that have been made in your thread.
I'm not referring to Scarface of course.He's cool.I mean others who do it all the time
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CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
BUT SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA STEER.
Rule 80 something-Religious threads are the best jokes.
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