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How Much.. 2011-08-08 16:39:39 Reply

Would you cost if, say, you were for sale?

Imagine this scenario:
You're a slave and you're living sometime during the 1700s. For some reason, your slaveowner has to sell you at the weekly slavemarket at the docks. Maybe his daughter didn't like your teeth, or something, and he wanted to sell you and buy a new slave with bigger glutes.
"Anything for my little princess" he'd say.

Now, how much would you go for? How much would the highest bid be?

How Much..


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 16:41:21 Reply

A bag of feed and a piece of twain.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 16:43:43 Reply

The average price of slaves is $40 (by today's standards).

I say I'd be $10.


I can't come up with a decent saying, since everyone copyrights everything.
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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:03:57 Reply

I would be $-unlimited.

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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:05:49 Reply

I would say I'm worth atleast one wimpy goat.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:07:49 Reply

I would be bought as a sex slave. So probbably £65,000,000 by todays standards.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:08:33 Reply

12 million trillion billion

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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:08:43 Reply

100 pennies


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:09:55 Reply

$0.00

Along with every other newgrounder. :(


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:11:15 Reply

At 8/8/11 04:39 PM, Skrupsakken wrote: Now, how much would you go for? How much would the highest bid be?

No one would want me.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:13:01 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:11 PM, Asandir wrote: No one would want me.

Despite your nature, I don't see you as a slave, but rather an owner of one.


I can't come up with a decent saying, since everyone copyrights everything.
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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:13:04 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:07 PM, Confucianism wrote: I would be bought as a sex slave. So probbably £65,000,000 by todays standards.

Someone's full of themselves.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:16:06 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:13 PM, wuggums47 wrote: Someone's full of themselves.

You have no idea what the Japanese are like when it comes to sex slaves!


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:17:01 Reply

Not too much.

I don't think anyone would want a defiant, horny teenage slave.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:20:02 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:11 PM, Asandir wrote: No one would want me.

i want you, you could be my slave, i would pay 1 million dollars for you and set you free

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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:23:10 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:20 PM, RyanBustersword123 wrote:
At 8/8/11 05:11 PM, Asandir wrote: No one would want me.
i want you, you could be my slave, i would pay 1 million dollars for you and set you free

This very nice from you. Thank you!


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:25:45 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:23 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/8/11 05:20 PM, RyanBustersword123 wrote:
At 8/8/11 05:11 PM, Asandir wrote: No one would want me.
i want you, you could be my slave, i would pay 1 million dollars for you and set you free
This very nice from you. Thank you!

NO FUCK YOU THATS MY ASANDIR ASANDIR IS MINE

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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:26:28 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:23 PM, Asandir wrote:
i want you, you could be my slave, i would pay 1 million dollars for you and set you free
This very nice from you. Thank you!

You would probbably be caught again.....


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:26:53 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:25 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: NO FUCK YOU THATS MY ASANDIR ASANDIR IS MINE

Settle down, settle down. Bidding starting at $1,000,000.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:27:14 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:25 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: NO FUCK YOU THATS MY ASANDIR ASANDIR IS MINE

No, RyanBustersword123 has already chosen me and set me free. You are too late, sorry.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:28:46 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:27 PM, Asandir wrote: No, RyanBustersword123 has already chosen me and set me free. You are too late, sorry.

Now someone buy me before some Japanese guy does. I dont want to be a sex slave!


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:30:47 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:28 PM, Confucianism wrote: Now someone buy me before some Japanese guy does. I dont want to be a sex slave!

I buy you and set you free forever.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:37:51 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:30 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/8/11 05:28 PM, Confucianism wrote: Now someone buy me before some Japanese guy does. I dont want to be a sex slave!
I buy you and set you free forever.

Damn it, I wanted to buy Confucianism.

Especially if he can cook.

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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:39:33 Reply

If you were the customer, I'd be free of charge :*


I'm back, I guess.

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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:40:15 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:37 PM, Shadria wrote:
At 8/8/11 05:30 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/8/11 05:28 PM, Confucianism wrote: Now someone buy me before some Japanese guy does. I dont want to be a sex slave!
I buy you and set you free forever.
Damn it, I wanted to buy Confucianism.
Especially if he can cook.

I'm still for sale though :3


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:46:22 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:37 PM, Shadria wrote: Damn it, I wanted to buy Confucianism.
Especially if he can cook.

Oh my I can cook! My speciality is soup!

Oh and I was re-captured so bids are open again.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 17:53:46 Reply

At 8/8/11 05:40 PM, FairSquare wrote: I'm still for sale though :3
At 8/8/11 05:46 PM, Confucianism wrote: Oh my I can cook! My speciality is soup!

Oh and I was re-captured so bids are open again.

Can I get a discount for two?


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 18:01:57 Reply

£5000 and a horse.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 18:02:13 Reply

Gimme a doobie, and we're tight.


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Response to How Much.. 2011-08-08 18:04:00 Reply

I wouldn't be sold at a slave market, for I am white