supposedly I sleepwalk and pee

[TightRope]

For some time now, the clean clothes in the laundry basket downstairs have been getting peed on, at first we thought it was the cats, then we thought it was my little sister, but my mom put a secret video camera in my room some months back and as it turns out, I am sleepwalking to the vent in my room late at night, pointing my wiener at it, peeing into it and it is all dripping down stairs straight into the clean clothes hamper. It also explains the strong ammonia stench throughout the entire house. My mom also told me to quit masturbating.

[MythicTeddy]

Cool story bro

So you can say you still wet the bed ?

[Killinkyle]

At 8/8/11 12:18 PM, TightRope wrote: My mom also told me to quit masturbating.

This is relevant to someones interests.

[Soapbubble]

What is it with people and their need to share awkward experiences on the NG BBS?

[TeKAM]

let me guess, you're a ps3 user, wettin the bed as usual, go cower in corners.!

[PePpEr828]

At 8/8/11 12:23 PM, Soapbubble wrote: What is it with people and their need to share awkward experiences on the NG BBS?

Because it's cool and funny.

[platypuspwn]

I did that once, except I peed on an antique bench.

[MrJoeJeremy]

LOL

[Ericho]

Well, I have heard of sleepwalking and I have even heard of sleepeating as well as sleeptalking but sleepeeing? I think your family may have made a great advance in the field of science and human biology! Present this information to biologists and they will be interested in all that you have found. Maybe you could even win an award or two, because I have seriously never heard of anyone doing this before.

[Painbringer]

It is actually illegal for parents to spy on their kids with video cameras.

[Ericho]

At 8/8/11 10:13 PM, Painbringer wrote: It is actually illegal for parents to spy on their kids with video cameras.

Didn't he have permission? I would think it would be legal under those circumstances.

[SpaceWhale]

At 8/8/11 10:09 PM, naughtycookie wrote: Why's your mother video taping you pissing ?

she wasn't, she put a camera up and he pissed in front of it

[Finalfina]

Holy fuck... this made me lol so much...

You should just put a bunch of mouse traps near the vent you piss in. That will wake you up.