5 Year old Battle Royale

[Allaire]

Hypothetically speaking of course...

Let's say you were strolling along in an open field. The smell of the summer ginger in the air, the sun on your face, life seems so.....pleasant.

Suddenly on the horizon appears a mass of shadow. Looking closer you see hundreds, no- thousands of 5 year olds approaching you. The look on their faces spells trouble. Suddenly, without warning...they charge!

You can't run, for they have amassed behind you as well. Armed only with a cell phone, your wallet filled with credit cards, your trusty swiss army knife, and your cool level head, how many of these enraged little tykes could you kill in a fight to the death?

[WolfBoy300]

Send out Pedobear.

[Quicksmasher]

Send out the awaken beings

^

[Ganon-Dorf]

Enough to make a wall of bodies to protect m myself with.

[MythicTeddy]

Well if I had a Swiss army knife I could probably slice through most of them until I have no energy left

Face it , 5 year olds are weak and dumb as fuck

[TrueLAD]

Kill until I drop.

[Bryan]

Call the National Guard on my phone, and then use the knife to fight them off until the National Guard arrives.

[WolfBoy300]

Call out Casey Anthony.

[Asandir]

I can't fight, so they would kill me in an instant.

[pyromaniac616]

Call the police, then play tacky pop music on the phone to entertain the children, and offer to buy them things with the credit cards. If they aren't convinced, let them play with the swiss army knife, and hope they cut themselves.

[Allaire]

I would call for help on the cellphone before they arrived at my location. Quickly cut all the credit cards into sharp little plastic shards using my swiss army knife, and place the shards in between my fingers to make a Wolverine type weapon. Then throw the cellphone at the nearest tyke, and start beating the rest of the snot-nose'd little shits into a bloody pulp until I'm either overpowered by the sheer volume of them or help arrives.

[Quinny]

Grab two of them by the ankles and use them as weapons. Now that's using your head.

OH WAIT THEIR HEADS, NEVERMIND.

[saqwert]

I'd kill the shit out of so many, you don't even know. As long as they don't have weapons, I'm good

[SuperSilver123]

Run the fuck as fast as I could over those squirming bodies and hope I make it out alive.

[Allaire]

At 8/8/11 10:55 AM, Quinny wrote: Grab two of them by the ankles and use them as weapons. Now that's using your head.

OH WAIT THEIR HEADS, NEVERMIND.

I see what you did there

[Scarface]

At 8/8/11 10:22 AM, MythicTeddy wrote: Well if I had a Swiss army knife I could probably slice through most of them until I have no energy left

Face it , 5 year olds are weak and dumb as fuck

This. I could easily kill a few hundred.

Hypothetically speaking of course

And the rest would probably start running away once they realize screaming at me and flailing their arms won't do anything.

[DrHood]

Punt! It's good! OLE, OLE OLE OLE~