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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:26:47 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: well, it wasnt MY experience, buuut:

I was studying in my dorm one day, and my roomate came home with two guys, and they started fucking, and as i was faping to it (they didnt know i was there) i fell through the doorway.

It was EXTREEMLY embarasing.

hehe.......you know what Im going to say. But I wont.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:29:07 Reply

I suppose there was that time when I was a kid, and we were playing a game were we zipped ourself into sleeping bags, and we couldn't see. There were three of us there, and one of them started humping me, but I knew with one it was. I could feel his genitals. I was never quite sure how to ask him if he did that later, and I never confronted him about it.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:29:28 Reply

We both said "Bend over" at the same time. I was joking. She wasnt.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:33:37 Reply

At 8/8/11 12:29 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I like how you assume that the average BBS user can sincerely post here.

Fucking this.

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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:37:27 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: well, it wasnt MY experience, buuut:

I was studying in my dorm one day, and my roomate came home with two guys, and they started fucking, and as i was faping to it (they didnt know i was there) i fell through the doorway.

It was EXTREEMLY embarasing.

Give us more to go on.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:39:10 Reply

At 8/8/11 12:34 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 8/8/11 12:33 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: Doing anal, on either end, and ending up with mud on the pole so to speak. not pleasant, ever.

Only real major downside with doing it with guys, gotta clean up before sex, always.
Only thing worse would be pulling out a piece of corn.

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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:39:21 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: well, it wasnt MY experience, buuut:

I was studying in my dorm one day, and my roomate came home with two guys, and they started fucking, and as i was faping to it (they didnt know i was there) i fell through the doorway.

It was EXTREEMLY embarasing.

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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:39:40 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:37 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 8/8/11 06:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: well, it wasnt MY experience, buuut:

I was studying in my dorm one day, and my roomate came home with two guys, and they started fucking, and as i was faping to it (they didnt know i was there) i fell through the doorway.

It was EXTREEMLY embarasing.
Give us more to go on.

...

ok, well, he got realy mad at me. and for a second, he looked like he was going to give up on me. But then he unzipped my pants, and started riding me. I also stroked him. he came on me, and that was that.

Then later that night, he sucked me.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:41:35 Reply

At 8/8/11 02:52 AM, Gagsy wrote: Well I was about 7 and experimenting with a relative. I don't think you can get much more awkward than that.

I think a lot of people do that at that age, but no one admits it. So kudos to you.

My list:

1) Anal. I pull out after I came, and lo and behold, shit on the condom.

2) My ex's period started literally when I started to fuck her. Bloody dick doesn't bother me, but the timing was awkward.

3) I was talking dirty one time and accidentally said, "I can't wait to lick your dick."

4) One time during, I was on the phone with a buddy. He seemed very interested in my festivities, which made that incredibly awkward.

5) My ex decided to tell her mother about my penis size, and to this day her mom still talks about it.

And the worst one, 6) There was a girl I really liked, and she spent the night at my house. I walked her home afterwards(nothing happened), and then kissed her, and said my goodbye. A few hours later, I texted her, saying, "I really enjoyed that, I really felt something with that kiss." She answered by saying, "No it was just a normal kiss.." Never saw her again.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:41:53 Reply

Erectile dysfunction, and premature ejaculation. That is all.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:43:32 Reply

Not sure if this counts but my dreams are pretty awkward.
It sucks when I'm having sex with a girl while riding a dragon and playing a guitar/keyboard/drum solo and then the condom breaks.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:46:03 Reply

Wha...

Your most awkward sexual experience


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:47:50 Reply

I once tried to masturbate with my left hand.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:48:36 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:46 PM, k-maniac wrote: Wha...

Hahahahaha
I realy have a soft spot for these types of pictures.
For some reason they are just so funny when used in the right place.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 18:51:40 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:46 PM, k-maniac wrote: Wha...

where you talking about me?


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:02:41 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:50 PM, logic wrote: I didn't pull out

That right there, Is the worst and most embarrassing thing that could happen.

How did you not pull out and why in your case was this bad?


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:04:39 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:14 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 8/8/11 07:05 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 8/8/11 02:52 AM, Gagsy wrote: Well I was about 7 and experimenting with a relative. I don't think you can get much more awkward than that.
Seriously Gagsy? This is not something I would have expected to hear from you. And EEEEEEWWWWWWW!
Dude, you'd be surprised. I personally talked to a few users here who was sexually abused. One of them was raped, and another was molested as a kid.

I wouldn't be at all surprised really, but those thing are not exactly, 'experimenting with a relative'.

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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:04:45 Reply

Trying to do anal, tried it a few times I really suck at it.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:06:50 Reply

At 8/8/11 07:04 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Trying to do anal, tried it a few times I really suck at it.

Did you forget to clean or something?


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:09:05 Reply

I have masturbated with vibrating toothbrush in my ass.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:11:38 Reply

None, unfortunately.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:18:52 Reply

Well, I was at a middle school dance and this girl was coming on to me and her best friend shoved our heads together to kiss and then she was like "lets try again" and we kissed. My lips felt disgusting and for some reason we were "together" and i really did not want that so yeah. i broke up with her within a week.

Oh, and apparently I'm getting a handjob tomorrow so that's sure to be awkward.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:20:20 Reply

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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:26:45 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: well, it wasnt MY experience, buuut:

I was studying in my dorm one day, and my roomate came home with two guys, and they started fucking, and as i was faping to it (they didnt know i was there) i fell through the doorway.

It was EXTREEMLY embarasing.

that's awesome XD
how did they react?


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:27:36 Reply

When my best friend tried to rape me at the age of around 7-8. Also when he and some other kid in the neighborhood were sucking each other off and trying to get me to participate.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:32:05 Reply

At 8/8/11 07:06 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 8/8/11 07:04 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Trying to do anal, tried it a few times I really suck at it.
Did you forget to clean or something?

No I suck at doing it, like I said.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:32:56 Reply

At 8/8/11 12:31 PM, Killinkyle wrote:
At 8/8/11 03:11 AM, DarkMatter wrote: adjascent rooms and might have heard us. But the wierdest part, was when my cat walked in on us. xP
Did you fuck the cat?

lol no I threw a pillow at it.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:38:02 Reply

At 8/8/11 07:32 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: No I suck at doing it, like I said.

Is it the movement that you need to improve on?


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:45:21 Reply

At 8/8/11 06:29 PM, Porkchop wrote: We both said "Bend over" at the same time. I was joking. She wasnt.

She wanted to fuck you in the ass.


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Response to Your most awkward sexual experience 2011-08-08 19:48:48 Reply

At 8/8/11 07:45 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 8/8/11 06:29 PM, Porkchop wrote: We both said "Bend over" at the same time. I was joking. She wasnt.
She wanted to fuck you in the ass.

No, she wanted to carefully lick his asshole.