At 8/8/11 02:52 AM, Gagsy wrote:
Well I was about 7 and experimenting with a relative. I don't think you can get much more awkward than that.
I think a lot of people do that at that age, but no one admits it. So kudos to you.
1) Anal. I pull out after I came, and lo and behold, shit on the condom.
2) My ex's period started literally when I started to fuck her. Bloody dick doesn't bother me, but the timing was awkward.
3) I was talking dirty one time and accidentally said, "I can't wait to lick your dick."
4) One time during, I was on the phone with a buddy. He seemed very interested in my festivities, which made that incredibly awkward.
5) My ex decided to tell her mother about my penis size, and to this day her mom still talks about it.
And the worst one, 6) There was a girl I really liked, and she spent the night at my house. I walked her home afterwards(nothing happened), and then kissed her, and said my goodbye. A few hours later, I texted her, saying, "I really enjoyed that, I really felt something with that kiss." She answered by saying, "No it was just a normal kiss.." Never saw her again.