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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-07 23:49:59 Reply

At 8/7/11 10:12 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 8/7/11 10:10 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/7/11 10:02 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 8/7/11 09:55 PM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: 1. Pee is sterile
And poisonous.
But drinkable in times of desperate need considering it's mostly water...

Somewhat true, you can keep drinking your own piss for days until your dick hurts because large clumps of salt begin to form there making it nearly impossible to piss.


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 00:02:15 Reply

At 8/7/11 11:49 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 8/7/11 10:12 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 8/7/11 10:10 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/7/11 10:02 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 8/7/11 09:55 PM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: 1. Pee is sterile
And poisonous.
But drinkable in times of desperate need considering it's mostly water...
Somewhat true, you can keep drinking your own piss for days until your dick hurts because large clumps of salt begin to form there making it nearly impossible to piss.

it contains urea. urea is a waste product and can poison you if there is too much in your body. drinking it isn't the best idea. but i doubt it will kill you if you swim with it near you or if you drink it 1 or 2 times if needed.


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 00:07:23 Reply

You seriously need to man the fuck up.

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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 04:23:24 Reply

At 8/8/11 12:02 AM, thegarbear14 wrote: it contains urea. urea is a waste product and can poison you

Fucking poison! As if I need any more convincing that these people are a danger to society.


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 04:26:21 Reply

Nowadays it is not a problem anymore for they use a chemical now that will turn the piss into color blue. If someone pisses they will know exactly who and where! :)

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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 04:36:16 Reply

The perfect ironic punishment for pool-pissers would be to have them fill up an empty indoor pool with their own piss - And then make them swim in it for at least an hour.

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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 04:42:10 Reply

At 8/7/11 09:21 PM, phrozonfire wrote: I told him that's fucking disgusting, and he asked why? BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING WASTE PRODUCT! JESUS.

I think swimming pools should be filled with chemicals and filters to remove the urine, saliva, hairs, plasters and whatever else falls out of/off the human body.....

...oh wait. THEY DO THAT ALREADY!!


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 04:47:14 Reply

At 8/7/11 09:23 PM, EDylan wrote: People pee in pools all the time, and no one notices most of the time. The chlorine gets the water fresh again, anyways.

yeah that doesn't make it any less gross at all. It's only piss in your mouth and eyes and ears.


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 04:49:38 Reply

Piss is water
Pool water is water
Pool water is piss.
So it's okay.

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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 04:51:59 Reply

I agree, I fucking hate it when people do that.


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 05:21:57 Reply

At 8/7/11 09:21 PM, phrozonfire wrote: Please tell me you don't do this newgrounds.

Well, I don't do this.


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 05:38:58 Reply

it gets diluted anyway. you won't find it disgusting if you stop thinking about it.

in fact, i am certain that you come into contact with a lot of harmful bacteria when you use the shower in a public pool. this is even more disgusting.

unless you are swimming in a baby pool not more than 0.5 meters deep, and 5 x 10 meters squared in size.

I am just a random user from a set of measure zero and thus am negligible. Or to put it another way, a worthless piece of shit.

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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 05:47:56 Reply

At 8/7/11 11:05 PM, Piggler wrote: I just go to the edge of pool to pee. Don't even go swimming.

That was funny. Wait.... you are serious?


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 07:28:39 Reply

You don't piss in a public pool?


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 08:29:07 Reply

I avoid doing that and prefer the toilet too, don't worry.

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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 10:20:42 Reply

If you piss in pools, you deserve to get punched in the fucking face.

Were you raised in a fucking barn, you disgusting freak? Were your parents too fucking incompetent to teach you how to use a fucking toilet?

Fuck you.


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 10:59:39 Reply

At 8/7/11 09:21 PM, phrozonfire wrote: Please tell me you don't do this newgrounds.

phrozonfire, I don't do this.

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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 11:25:54 Reply

If you're feeling brave, do it from the diving board.


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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 12:55:07 Reply

At night me and my buds go and shit in the pool.

Then we look in the morning and there is still people swimming in the water!

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Response to Peeing In Pools 2011-08-08 12:58:13 Reply

At 8/7/11 09:31 PM, phrozonfire wrote:
At 8/7/11 09:29 PM, saqwert wrote: You actually looked it up? Should be common sense.
I thought that only fucking weirdos piss in pools. And I was right.

Turns out a lot of us are fucking weirdos.


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