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Where the fuck is my jetpack?

I'm pretty glad the United States government is gone, and our new Communist-ruled government is doing pretty well.

I'm tired of being bossed around by these Chinese, let's revolt!

Windows XP is still fucking better.

Shame the company went belly up.

At 8/10/11 06:43 AM, adreniline7 wrote: Anyone up for listening to some good old classic rock? I have Blink 182, Lit, Third Eye Blind, and a couple more on MP3 even! Yeah I know I'm an aged rocker.

Did you hear? They found some copies of band from 73BC called "The Beatles"

At 8/8/11 09:42 PM, Suprememessage wrote: The year is 2401

In AD 2101...

At 8/10/11 02:30 PM, killerrob wrote:

At 8/10/11 06:43 AM, adreniline7 wrote: Anyone up for listening to some good old classic rock? I have Blink 182, Lit, Third Eye Blind, and a couple more on MP3 even! Yeah I know I'm an aged rocker.

Did you hear? They found some copies of band from 73BC called "The Beatles"

Considering that about every 5-10 years someone does something relating to them, this one is really unlikely.

At 8/7/11 09:01 PM, killerrob wrote: Computers had screens?

Cars had wheels?

At 8/10/11 02:41 PM, Mezmerization wrote:

At 8/7/11 09:01 PM, killerrob wrote: Computers had screens?

Cars had wheels?

Humans could die?

At 8/10/11 02:41 PM, Mezmerization wrote:

At 8/7/11 09:01 PM, killerrob wrote: Computers had screens?

Cars had wheels?

Planes had wings?

At 8/10/11 02:44 PM, SlapAHo wrote:

At 8/10/11 02:41 PM, Mezmerization wrote:

At 8/7/11 09:01 PM, killerrob wrote: Computers had screens?

Cars had wheels?

Planes had wings?

Women could vote?

At 8/10/11 03:47 PM, killerrob wrote:

At 8/10/11 02:44 PM, SlapAHo wrote:

At 8/10/11 02:41 PM, Mezmerization wrote:

At 8/7/11 09:01 PM, killerrob wrote: Computers had screens?

Cars had wheels?

Planes had wings?

Women could vote?

There was a such thing as "Women"?

Still waiting from 5 years for my self lacing shoes BACK TO TO THE FUTURE!!!

Ella: Mike.

Mike: What?

Ella: Have you given Jake his "Reach adulthood in 5 seconds" pill yet?

Mike: Not yet.

Ella: Just make sure you do it. We need him to move out tomorrow.

Mike: Okay honey.

The Koreans have alien technology!

What the fucks a gameboy

Cohagan needs to give those people air

At 8/10/11 04:16 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: Ella: Mike.

Mike: What?

Ella: Have you given Jake his "Reach adulthood in 5 seconds" pill yet?

Mike: Not yet.

Ella: Just make sure you do it. We need him to move out tomorrow.

Mike: Okay honey.

5 seconds? Whats your prescription from? 2011? My son got a 0.09845 ms. pill!

At 8/10/11 05:16 PM, killerrob wrote:

At 8/10/11 04:16 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: Ella: Mike.

Mike: What?

Ella: Have you given Jake his "Reach adulthood in 5 seconds" pill yet?

Mike: Not yet.

Ella: Just make sure you do it. We need him to move out tomorrow.

Mike: Okay honey.

5 seconds? Whats your prescription from? 2011? My son got a 0.09845 ms. pill!

You're so fucking cheap. The new hotness is .009122437839 Fiezasecond injectable!
Speaking of injectables...

I went on Ebay and bought a copy of A Criticism of the Famous Philosophical Cults of Justin Beiber by Jesse McCartney and an AI Assault Bomber 3000. I got for a sweet deal! 2.87546432345 Kazakh Brass Confederates (Or 21 Icelandic Silver Pieces)

At 8/10/11 06:24 PM, killerrob wrote: I went on Ebay and bought a copy of A Criticism of the Famous Philosophical Cults of Justin Beiber by Jesse McCartney and an AI Assault Bomber 3000. I got for a sweet deal! 2.87546432345 Kazakh Brass Confederates (Or 21 Icelandic Silver Pieces)

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At 8/8/11 09:56 AM, Confucianism wrote: There she goes!

Ha ha ha!

I just hope sex robots in 2020 are better then they are today...

Amazing! The final patch for Gothic 3 is out and it works fine now, without any problems!

Example conversation:

"Son, when I was your age, we inserted round cracker-shaped things into electronic readers."

"Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"What's a cracker?"

At 8/13/11 11:16 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: I just hope sex robots in 2020 are better then they are today...

Yeah, it's not

The Illuminati wants to spread Democracy all across this great nation!

Look! I have finally a golden whistle!

Look at their computers! Man, they were so slow. It's almost disgusting.

At 8/7/11 09:01 PM, killerrob wrote: Computers had screens?

I still have a flat-screen monitor LOL

I can't believe the simpsons is still on!