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At 8/8/11 12:57 AM, MetalBox wrote:

At 8/8/11 12:51 AM, Suprememessage wrote: So, did you guys see the new 500 terabyte holoprojector that came out, its so sweet

That's so yesterday it's all about the newest 600 terabyte holoprojecter 3.0 now

Nuh uh, my AI friend bob disagrees with you.

The only differences will be the numbers as time has a way of increasing every single value.

You're only on 100MB? Wow thats a shitty speed dude.

£5 for one litre a fuel? I remember when it was ONLY £3.50 a litre!

Or something.

So America, got any plans on ending the already finished Afghanistan War yet?

At 8/8/11 01:38 AM, tyler2513 wrote: So America, got any plans on ending the already finished Afghanistan War yet?

Nah, My AI secretary steve says the battle droids are fighting the clone troopers in the past, so soon the war might have never happened, and we might have robot overlords. Isn't that great?

At 8/8/11 12:34 AM, kisame wrote: I love the blood-red sky and don't really mind our alien overlords. But why are they so eager to collect our semen?

I heard they're going to put it into dinosaur embryos.

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u30E7%u30FC%u30AF%u3002Because Japan will take over the world in 8 years. I'm sure the earthquakes and tsunami were fake, and they're using the donations to build super weapons. Also, link to save you time.

lol fail...that was supposed to be japanese text that translated roughly into "dick jokes lol"

At 8/8/11 01:47 AM, ngfan14 wrote:

At 8/8/11 12:34 AM, kisame wrote: I love the blood-red sky and don't really mind our alien overlords. But why are they so eager to collect our semen?

I heard they're going to put it into dinosaur embryos.

And then force us to pleasure their queen.

I wish we could go back like 9 or 10 years ago and tell ourselves how wrong we were, wishing for cars that ran on water... Damn.

At 8/8/11 01:38 AM, tyler2513 wrote: So America, got any plans on ending the already finished Afghanistan War yet?

SCATHING TOPICAL POLITICS

Hey, only twenty more years until singularity.

At 8/8/11 12:14 AM, ZJ wrote: So, are the Cubs anywhere close to winning a World Series?

Who watches baseball anymore? Korballs where it's at.

Oh, Japanese haven't been always blind?

I am already 30?

Today, I'm gonna use the hologram 50 exabyte computer with brainwave internet and go on the finished NG Chat and play Pico 2. Then I'll go for a ride in the flying car and the jetpack.

It would be funny if by 2020 someone is reading this post and none of this comes true, like old 60's sci-fi movies about the 2000s

Being half wolf isnt that great.........its awesome!

Well, I finally passed my university degree! I'm now a qualified doctor, who wants me to examine their prostate?

I downloaded a new t-shirt for my iWardrobe! It's a shame I accidentally deleted my white socks yesterday...

At 8/8/11 08:06 AM, Asandir wrote: I am already 30?

You could of been born in 1999 and still be 21

At 8/8/11 08:15 AM, killerrob wrote: You could of been born in 1999 and still be 21

You are right. I feel so old now.

At 8/8/11 08:21 AM, Asandir wrote:

At 8/8/11 08:15 AM, killerrob wrote: You could of been born in 1999 and still be 21

You are right. I feel so old now.

Even in 9 years you're not as old as Gagsy now.

Gagsy's ancient. Like 34 or so.

Got a full exoskeleton for sale, nearly new condition. Accepting offers of £50K or more.

At 8/8/11 08:27 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: Even in 9 years you're not as old as Gagsy now.

Gagsy's ancient. Like 34 or so.

That makes me feel better.

At 8/8/11 09:45 AM, Asandir wrote:

At 8/8/11 08:27 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: Even in 9 years you're not as old as Gagsy now.

Gagsy's ancient. Like 34 or so.

That makes me feel better.

I only say things that make you feel better, honey.

In the year 2525...

Remember America? What a shithole. Thank god the fucking idiot citizens finally rose up against that god damn president.

Oh goodie they finally released Duke Nukem Forever-ever!

There she goes!

At 8/8/11 09:55 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: Remember America? What a shithole. Thank god the fucking idiot citizens finally rose up against that god damn president.

Didn't you pay attention in school? They rose up against the federal government. Presidents are just figureheads, duh.

At 8/8/11 09:55 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: Remember America? What a shithole. Thank god the fucking idiot citizens finally rose up against that god damn president.

Quit your whining, Englands been under see level for 3 years now.