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Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:02:21 Reply

I personally like fat fuck, or crazy cunt.
What are your favourite swear word combinations?
Discuss


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:03:17 Reply

Shit load and fuck ton.

If you ever pay any attention to me, i use the two all the time.


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:04:04 Reply

this is great and you are great,

I like muff garbage/muff cabbage.

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:04:21 Reply

Anything mixed with "ass" is just grand and funny.

Cheap ass, shit ass, crazy ass, sexy ass, _____ ass.

It's all good.


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:05:07 Reply

At 8/4/11 02:04 AM, Natick wrote: INB4

It's Lizard SHIT not piss.


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:06:24 Reply

you cunt licking ass wrangling faggot whore cock blowing bitch hoe


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:07:12 Reply

Muff whoa i haven't heard that one in a while...
I wanted to say granny fucking is pretty funny too.


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:08:26 Reply

*RACIST JOKE*

Wanna' know how you can here every cus-word in exsistance in one sentence?

Step on a niggras shoes


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:08:36 Reply

asshat has always baffled me... it's just so ridiculous.
as for "funny" combinations, I don't believe they exist. the whole point of swearing is to express passion, be it negative or positive. I don't really find that funny by itself. it just enhances what sentence it's connected to.
as long as it's used in good taste (yes, I believe swearing can be in good or bad taste)


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:10:04 Reply

At 8/4/11 02:08 AM, Xenomit wrote: *RACIST JOKE*

Wanna' know how you can here every cus-word in exsistance in one sentence?

Step on a niggras shoes

I see what you did thair!

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:10:39 Reply

At 8/4/11 02:09 AM, Natick wrote:
At 8/4/11 02:08 AM, Xenomit wrote: *RACIST JOKE*

Wanna' know how you can here every cus-word in exsistance in one sentence?

Step on a niggras shoes
What got into you lately?

A pony penis.


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:11:46 Reply

At 8/4/11 02:10 AM, MiloBased wrote:
A pony penis.

That's great, I also recommend "donkey dicks".


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:12:41 Reply

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:12:54 Reply

At 8/4/11 02:09 AM, Natick wrote: What got into you lately?

What do you mean? i was cool before?


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:22:23 Reply

Cunt rag and [ insert adjective] fuck.


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:22:50 Reply

At 8/4/11 02:20 AM, Natick wrote: I'm in the middle of making my late best people list and I was gonna put you on it comparing you to Asandir, man. You won't be taken off. I'm just saying I haven't seen you like this before.

I dont know what you mean. Maybe im just bored


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:25:50 Reply

Drat, drat and double drat.


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:30:05 Reply

mutterficker, haha thats german :)

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:36:49 Reply

shitfuck. it's the only thing in this thread that's actually a combination of swear words.

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:38:07 Reply

I think cock gobbler is the funniest. Just imagine it. A little monster running around gobbling up cocks.


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:48:33 Reply

It's kinda old now, but dick wad always struck me as funny...
I mean it's a wad that comes from a dick... 8===D


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:57:59 Reply

I made this one myself:

Cunt sucking Toad fucker

It hits hard and fast, like old leather.

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 03:30:43 Reply

fuckface.

seriously, call someone a fuckface. it's just so funnay.

whatever fuckface.

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 03:59:58 Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqRxBtNr Fs

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 04:11:42 Reply

cock-juggling thunder-cunt

makes me laugh every time i hear it


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 08:22:54 Reply

At 8/4/11 04:11 AM, HasJoinedYourParty wrote: cock-juggling thunder-cunt

makes me laugh every time i hear it

Thunder cunt, that's a new one...


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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 08:25:37 Reply

Fuck-ass, wank-stain, the list is on-going.

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-08 02:00:28 Reply

I like cunt-wanker, testicle-rapist, nipple-faggot, slut-nutsack, retard-shit, and royal-fucking-pain-in-the-ass.

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-08 02:03:20 Reply

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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-08 02:06:41 Reply

Nothing works quite so beautiful as just a string of 'fucks'.

You fucking fuck.


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