Ron's Mystery Box

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

On the 29th of July, I ordered a Mystery Box and a whole bunch of other stuff at the NG store. Today, it arrived. The box was pretty hefty, too.

Now why would I order this shit, you ask? Because it's a mystery.
I'd say it was well worth the money. Pleasant surprises were had when I opened that big box.

Contents:
Stickers I ordered (and 1 meatboy sticker and an oldschool NG tank sticker)
Whole bunch of flyers for video games (Probably from Comic-Com)
NG 2008 Sketchbook Tour T-shirt, which was a perfect fit.
Happy Wheels T-Shirt I ordered separately, another perfect fit
Not one, but TWO Snow-Snow for Lucy DVDs. (Aren't I lucky?)
LEGO Star Wars poster
Some girly stuff (Twilight pin and "2 Broke Girls" comedy keychain thing)
The Darkness II Magazine
Showtime necklace thing
The Blood Factory bag
Some notes about Video Falconry

And for the poor beggar who doesn't know what a Mystery Box is (shame on you), here's a link.

[EmperorOfSwag]

what if they added a used condom full of tom's sperm?

would you try to impregnante a girl with it?

[Asandir]

Awesome! Like usual, 2 Snow Snow for Lucy DVD's. I wonder, if they ever will run out of them?

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

It also came with a Transformer toy, which I conveniently forgot to mention in my list.

[Asandir]

At 8/3/11 03:01 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: It also came with a Transformer toy, which I conveniently forgot to mention in my list.

That looks like a great toy.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

At 8/3/11 03:02 PM, Asandir wrote: That looks like a great toy.

Oh, you better believe it. I'm still trying to figure out how to make it transform.

Also, some of the ads. I know you all were eagerly waiting to see what ads I was blessed to receive.

[Asandir]

At 8/3/11 03:03 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Also, some of the ads. I know you all were eagerly waiting to see what ads I was blessed to receive.

Nice that you show us those ads, I was looking forward to them.

[GiantDouche]

i was happy when mine arrived too

then it dawned on me that i paid $28 for this garbage

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

Very funny, guys.

[SCTE3]

At 8/3/11 03:03 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 8/3/11 03:02 PM, Asandir wrote: That looks like a great toy.

Oh, you better believe it. I'm still trying to figure out how to make it transform.

Also, some of the ads. I know you all were eagerly waiting to see what ads I was blessed to receive.

Cosplay in America, looks like a cool flyer.

[Asandir]

At 8/3/11 03:29 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Very funny, guys.

Well, atleast I could laugh about it.

[Addict]

That's some pretty cool stuff you got there.

I still need to purchase one.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

At 8/3/11 03:29 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Very funny, guys.

I don't get it...

[smulse]

That's awesome I want one, but... out of stock.

[POTaTOS]

The fuck is Snow Snow for Lucy?

[Acronze]

At 8/3/11 06:41 PM, POTaTOS wrote: The fuck is Snow Snow for Lucy?

• 
  |~Snow Snow For Lucy~| by SpikeVallentine

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 13+

I have no idea why they have an unlimited supply of DvDs of it, though.

[therealanimator]

At 8/3/11 07:12 PM, Acronze wrote:

At 8/3/11 06:41 PM, POTaTOS wrote: The fuck is Snow Snow for Lucy?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/52 2386
I have no idea why they have an unlimited supply of DvDs of it, though.

Tom said they were gonna sell it on the newgrounds store but they decided not to for some unknown reason.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

Also, I forgot to include the picture of the Video Falconry notes.

[wuggums47]

I need to get a box.

[Cubone]

did they also include that medal of honor video game along inside the mystery box?
if so, i'd take great offense to that

[POTaTOS]

At 8/4/11 12:27 AM, Cubone wrote: did they also include that medal of honor video game along inside the mystery box?
if so, i'd take great offense to that

They could have at least had the decency to send him two more copies for PC and PS2. Not everyone has an XBox.

[ThePhantomGamer]

At 8/3/11 03:29 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Very funny, guys.

It can't all be good.

[Aci6]

At 8/3/11 02:58 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
Now why would I order this shit, you ask? Because it's a mystery.

I'm not into mystery that much, could never get into Nancy Drew at all and surprises are like old. But congrats I guess, you got a 'mystery' box. Way to go, yeah.

[HolyPeanuts]

I think mystery boxes are a clever way to 1. Get people to buy Snow Snow for Lucy and 2. clean out Tom's garage.

[bob]

At 8/4/11 01:35 AM, HolyPeanuts wrote: I think mystery boxes are a clever way to 1. Get people to buy Snow Snow for Lucy and 2. clean out Tom's garage.

We were very clear that we are cleaning out the office, not the garage. It's a way for us to part with things we have around the office without suffering the separation anxiety. Some stuff might have gone in the trash, sure, but a lot is stuff we keep around because we know it's still worth something to somebody.

[JonHunter]

At 8/3/11 03:03 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 8/3/11 03:02 PM, Asandir wrote: That looks like a great toy.

Oh, you better believe it. I'm still trying to figure out how to make it transform.

Also, some of the ads. I know you all were eagerly waiting to see what ads I was blessed to receive.

Ironic, I was just considering watching that Game of Thrones show..

At 8/3/11 03:00 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: what if they added a used condom full of tom's sperm?

would you try to impregnante a girl with it?

Why do you even think of Toms sperm? This worries me man..

[Magical-Zorse]

Those falconry notes are pretty cool.