ITT: Times when someone really rustled your jimmies.
Be nerdy kid in high school,
Be in malt shop,
Cute girl in poodle skirt,
Approach and ask if I can buy her an egg cream,
She's pretty keen and she says yes,
I think it's neat that she said yes and Doc whips her up an egg cream,
Greaser comes in,
Doc puts egg cream on counter,
He takes the egg cream and gives it to the girl,
he took my egg cream,
Let him know that he's really rustling my jimmies,
He laughs at me and pours the egg cream on me,
Alone at dance.
[ ]-Not Rustled