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If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:48 AM Reply

Would you delete me if I did something worthy of being deleted?

Or would you be a kind soul and give me another chance?

And also, here's an optional question; if you were a moderator, who would you delete if you could?


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:52 AM Reply

If you hacked accounts for shits and giggles I would.
If you were the biggest spammer ever, I wouldn't.

And I would delete eyeiovepoozy and take that name.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:54 AM Reply

I'm not sure who you are, so I wouldn't delete you.
I would however perma-ban hateyou1 from the forums.
he was amusing at first but he's getting old.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:55 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 06:54 AM, zag wrote: I would however perma-ban hateyou1 from the forums.

I love you <3


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:57 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 06:55 AM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote:
At 8/3/11 06:54 AM, zag wrote: I would however perma-ban hateyou1 from the forums.
I love you <3

that's a typical reaction to my existence... I'm amazing :)


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:57 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 06:48 AM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Would you delete me if I did something worthy of being deleted?

Of course I would, it would be my duty. I guess I could perma-ban you, if you do something like this.

And also, here's an optional question; if you were a moderator, who would you delete if you could?

Everyone who does something bad enough to get deleted.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:59 AM Reply

I can't delete you as only Admins can do that. I would however ban you for the fitting period of time for your offenses, and if you broke the law with posting something very bad, then I would contact the admin staff who in turn would contact the FBI.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:59 AM Reply

Oh hahahahahaah i cant answer this its backseat modding hahahaha

oh god dont ban me again.

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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 07:00 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 06:59 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: I can't delete you as only Admins can do that.

also, this.
I misread your question before... okay, that's a lie.
I just read it and forgot what it said while I was responding... it's seven in the morning and I haven't slept! :(


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 07:30 AM Reply

I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 07:32 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.

...can I stay? :(


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 07:34 AM Reply

Mr. Trucky Thanks for coming to our job interview
No problem
So you want to be in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'll be a mod.
Okay, so show us how you see a day in the life of a mod
Well the first thing I'd do is...

Post some stickies (like a mod)
Browse through posts (like a mod)
PM with Wade Fulp (like a mod)
Ban some trolls there(like a mod)
Lock some spam threads (like a mod)
My own modsection (like a mod)
Post some warnings (like a mod)
Promote Ponies (like a mod)
Hit on Gagsy (like a mod)
Get rejected (like a mod)
Swallow sadness (like a mod)
Delete some reviews (like a mod)
Click some porn links (like a mod)
Pay for midget porn (like a mod)
Demand a refund (like a mod)
Post a bagel (like a mod)
Harrassment complaints (like a mod)
No ban lifts (like a mod)
Fifth of vodka (like a mod)
Post gore on Gagsy's blog (like a mod)
Request delete (like a mod)
Of my account (like a mod)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a mod)
Porn on Gagsy's posts(like a mod)
Trash my computer (like a mod)
Post a dude's dick (like a mod)
Score some CP (like a mod)
Crash my hard drive(like a mod)
Post my own dick (like a mod)
Post some chicken strips (like a mod)
Chop my balls off (like a mod)
Black out in General (like a mod)
Post a giant fish (like a mod)
While I fuck its brains out (like a mod)
Turn into a jet (like a mod)
Ban the Russians (like a mod)
Crash into the sun (like a mod)
Now I'm dead (like a mod)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about posting your own dick?
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me.
I'll be a mod
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'll be the mod
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'll be a mod.
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A MOD!


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 07:35 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 07:32 AM, zag wrote:
At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.
...can I stay? :(

yea me too


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 07:37 AM Reply

I would probably enforce the rules like any other mod.

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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 07:40 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 07:34 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:

also, if mod voting ever becomes democratic, you have my vote good sir :)


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 07:40 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 07:35 AM, MiloBased wrote:
At 8/3/11 07:32 AM, zag wrote:
At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.
...can I stay? :(
yea me too

.............I'll consider it.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:30 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 07:40 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 8/3/11 07:35 AM, MiloBased wrote:
At 8/3/11 07:32 AM, zag wrote:
At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.
...can I stay? :(
yea me too
.............I'll consider it.

It's a given that i'd stay, because me and MP love each other <3


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:32 AM Reply

I would ban the fuck out of sevkat.

Not even perma ban, just take away every priviladge.

But thats why im not a moderator


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:39 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 09:30 AM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: It's a given that i'd stay, because me and MP love each other <3

<3 You too bro.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:48 AM Reply

Nothing, like all Mods do.

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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:49 AM Reply

I think administrators are the ones that can delete accounts.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:50 AM Reply

At 8/3/11 06:52 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: And I would delete eyeiovepoozy and take that name.

He said 'Moderator' not 'Administrator'.

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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:56 AM Reply

Id review evidence, put you on trial then make the call


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:56 PM Reply

Delete spammers, lock lame topics, everyone else can just fight it out.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:19 PM Reply

At 8/3/11 06:48 AM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Would you delete me if I did something worthy of being deleted?

No, but I'd see to it that the person capable of deleting you were alerted.

At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.

And you'd be demodded before you got half done. In fact, let's face facts, if we mod you, something is wrong with the system.

At 8/3/11 01:57 PM, sontuk wrote: If I were a mod I would ban Tomfulp

Admin > Moderator. It wouldn't work.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:19 PM Reply

I love how apparently being a moderator is like the best thing that could ever happen to some of you. If we were to ever stop talking about becoming one... We would have no purpose in life.

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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:21 PM Reply

I'd enforce the rule against trolling and cyber- bullying. I wouldn't ban you, because I don't know what you have done that would be so bad.

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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:26 PM Reply

At 8/3/11 01:57 PM, sontuk wrote: If I were a mod I would ban Tomfulp
Admin > Moderator. It wouldn't work.

Shouldn't Tom in theory, be something like Uber God or something and be able to do whatever the hell he wants? I mean he did create the site...

I guess he's into that boring equal rights stuff..... ):
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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:28 PM Reply

Probably not, I don't know you.
But I'd probably delete Outlet, he pisses me off.


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Response to If You Were A Moderator... Aug. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:45 PM Reply

I'd delete you out of spite even if you did nothing wrong.


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