If You Were A Moderator...

[InvasiveInsomniac]

Would you delete me if I did something worthy of being deleted?

Or would you be a kind soul and give me another chance?

And also, here's an optional question; if you were a moderator, who would you delete if you could?

[XenonMonkey]

If you hacked accounts for shits and giggles I would.
If you were the biggest spammer ever, I wouldn't.

And I would delete eyeiovepoozy and take that name.

[zag]

I'm not sure who you are, so I wouldn't delete you.
I would however perma-ban hateyou1 from the forums.
he was amusing at first but he's getting old.

[InvasiveInsomniac]

At 8/3/11 06:54 AM, zag wrote: I would however perma-ban hateyou1 from the forums.

I love you <3

[zag]

At 8/3/11 06:55 AM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote:

At 8/3/11 06:54 AM, zag wrote: I would however perma-ban hateyou1 from the forums.

I love you <3

that's a typical reaction to my existence... I'm amazing :)

[Asandir]

At 8/3/11 06:48 AM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Would you delete me if I did something worthy of being deleted?

Of course I would, it would be my duty. I guess I could perma-ban you, if you do something like this.

And also, here's an optional question; if you were a moderator, who would you delete if you could?

Everyone who does something bad enough to get deleted.

[Ragnarokia]

I can't delete you as only Admins can do that. I would however ban you for the fitting period of time for your offenses, and if you broke the law with posting something very bad, then I would contact the admin staff who in turn would contact the FBI.

[BasedBubbus]

Oh hahahahahaah i cant answer this its backseat modding hahahaha

oh god dont ban me again.

[zag]

At 8/3/11 06:59 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: I can't delete you as only Admins can do that.

also, this.
I misread your question before... okay, that's a lie.
I just read it and forgot what it said while I was responding... it's seven in the morning and I haven't slept! :(

[ModernPatriot]

I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.

[zag]

At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.

...can I stay? :(

[RubberTrucky]

Mr. Trucky Thanks for coming to our job interview
No problem
So you want to be in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'll be a mod.
Okay, so show us how you see a day in the life of a mod
Well the first thing I'd do is...

Post some stickies (like a mod)
Browse through posts (like a mod)
PM with Wade Fulp (like a mod)
Ban some trolls there(like a mod)
Lock some spam threads (like a mod)
My own modsection (like a mod)
Post some warnings (like a mod)
Promote Ponies (like a mod)
Hit on Gagsy (like a mod)
Get rejected (like a mod)
Swallow sadness (like a mod)
Delete some reviews (like a mod)
Click some porn links (like a mod)
Pay for midget porn (like a mod)
Demand a refund (like a mod)
Post a bagel (like a mod)
Harrassment complaints (like a mod)
No ban lifts (like a mod)
Fifth of vodka (like a mod)
Post gore on Gagsy's blog (like a mod)
Request delete (like a mod)
Of my account (like a mod)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a mod)
Porn on Gagsy's posts(like a mod)
Trash my computer (like a mod)
Post a dude's dick (like a mod)
Score some CP (like a mod)
Crash my hard drive(like a mod)
Post my own dick (like a mod)
Post some chicken strips (like a mod)
Chop my balls off (like a mod)
Black out in General (like a mod)
Post a giant fish (like a mod)
While I fuck its brains out (like a mod)
Turn into a jet (like a mod)
Ban the Russians (like a mod)
Crash into the sun (like a mod)
Now I'm dead (like a mod)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about posting your own dick?
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me.
I'll be a mod
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'll be the mod
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'll be a mod.
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A MOD!

[BasedBubbus]

At 8/3/11 07:32 AM, zag wrote:

At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.

...can I stay? :(

yea me too

[MythicTeddy]

I would probably enforce the rules like any other mod.

[zag]

At 8/3/11 07:34 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:

also, if mod voting ever becomes democratic, you have my vote good sir :)

[ModernPatriot]

At 8/3/11 07:35 AM, MiloBased wrote:

At 8/3/11 07:32 AM, zag wrote:

At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.

...can I stay? :(

yea me too

.............I'll consider it.

[InvasiveInsomniac]

At 8/3/11 07:40 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 8/3/11 07:35 AM, MiloBased wrote:

At 8/3/11 07:32 AM, zag wrote:

At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.

...can I stay? :(

yea me too

.............I'll consider it.

It's a given that i'd stay, because me and MP love each other <3

[Xenomit]

I would ban the fuck out of sevkat.

Not even perma ban, just take away every priviladge.

But thats why im not a moderator

[ModernPatriot]

At 8/3/11 09:30 AM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: It's a given that i'd stay, because me and MP love each other <3

<3 You too bro.

[Gasthecar]

Nothing, like all Mods do.

[psycho-squirrel]

I think administrators are the ones that can delete accounts.

[Josh]

At 8/3/11 06:52 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: And I would delete eyeiovepoozy and take that name.

He said 'Moderator' not 'Administrator'.

[tox]

Id review evidence, put you on trial then make the call

[smulse]

Delete spammers, lock lame topics, everyone else can just fight it out.

[Coop]

At 8/3/11 06:48 AM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Would you delete me if I did something worthy of being deleted?

No, but I'd see to it that the person capable of deleting you were alerted.

At 8/3/11 07:30 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'd ban every single last one of you, including the mods, admins, and The Fulp brothers.

Then I'd have newgrounds all to myself.

And you'd be demodded before you got half done. In fact, let's face facts, if we mod you, something is wrong with the system.

At 8/3/11 01:57 PM, sontuk wrote: If I were a mod I would ban Tomfulp

Admin > Moderator. It wouldn't work.

[Urban-Champion]

I love how apparently being a moderator is like the best thing that could ever happen to some of you. If we were to ever stop talking about becoming one... We would have no purpose in life.

[QuietStealth]

I'd enforce the rule against trolling and cyber- bullying. I wouldn't ban you, because I don't know what you have done that would be so bad.

[Kasinaa]

At 8/3/11 01:57 PM, sontuk wrote: If I were a mod I would ban Tomfulp

Admin > Moderator. It wouldn't work.

Shouldn't Tom in theory, be something like Uber God or something and be able to do whatever the hell he wants? I mean he did create the site...

I guess he's into that boring equal rights stuff..... ):

[headphenomenon]

Probably not, I don't know you.
But I'd probably delete Outlet, he pisses me off.

[Slint]

I'd delete you out of spite even if you did nothing wrong.