If you were taking a shit...

[hoyohoyo9]

...alone, and ALL of a sudden, a guy with a bra and a thong comes into your bathroom and says, "Hey Jim, want to see what I've been doing?", and then walks out of the bathroom and you here moaning from another person from the room next door, what would you do?

Btw, the only things you're armed with is a toothbrush and the logs in the toilet.

[BasedBubbus]

At 8/2/11 10:05 PM, hoyohoyo9 wrote: ...alone, and ALL of a sudden, a guy with a bra and a thong comes into your bathroom and says, "Hey Jim, want to see what I've been doing?", and then walks out of the bathroom and you here moaning from another person from the room next door, what would you do?

Btw, the only things you're armed with is a toothbrush and the logs in the toilet.

First of all why wouldnt i be taking a shit alone? I would wipe my ass and ask him and his lover to leave because they're in the wrong house because my name isnt jim.

[Squidbit]

At 8/2/11 10:07 PM, MiloBased wrote: First of all why wouldnt i be taking a shit alone? I would wipe my ass and ask him and his lover to leave because they're in the wrong house because my name isnt jim.

I don't know why, but I found this response hilarious.

[Ragnarokia]

At 8/2/11 10:05 PM, hoyohoyo9 wrote: ...alone, and ALL of a sudden, a guy with a bra and a thong comes into your bathroom and says, "Hey Jim, want to see what I've been doing?", and then walks out of the bathroom and you here moaning from another person from the room next door, what would you do?

moan of pleasure or moan of pain? If pleasure I would finish up, wash up, and go and check it out.

[DonCarrera]

I would obviously,

OBVIOUSLY,

grab the phone from it's cradle and call the cops. Cops are the solution to everything.

[hoyohoyo9]

You know what? this just inspired me to do something amazing. Brb.

[dlxrevolution]

Finish my shit and mind my business.

[JKMonkey]

wonder why he's calling me "Jim".

[BACONIDI]

Shoot both of those fags even if it was rape. Got to take precautions you know.

[tox]

Id tell him to get out and then phone the police after

[Suprememessage]

Tell him that he isn't supposed to have sex unless I'm involved, and tell him to get back in the closet.

[Hawc]

At 8/2/11 10:05 PM, hoyohoyo9 wrote: If you were taking a shit alone...

I'm gonna stop you right there. Your first mistake was shitting alone. Every animal knows that it's vulnerable whilst it is shitting. But as humans, we've become accustomed to our cushy lifestyle and that instinct has fallen to the wayside. What you need to be doing is using the buddy system. Start scheduling your shits at the same time as a trusted friend. That way, one person can shit in peace while the other stands guard, and vice versa. It's really the only safe way to shit.

[FLAMBOYTHEIMPALER]

At 8/3/11 02:55 AM, Hawc wrote:

I'm gonna stop you right there. Your first mistake was shitting alone. Every animal knows that it's vulnerable whilst it is shitting. But as humans, we've become accustomed to our cushy lifestyle and that instinct has fallen to the wayside. What you need to be doing is using the buddy system. Start scheduling your shits at the same time as a trusted friend. That way, one person can shit in peace while the other stands guard, and vice versa. It's really the only safe way to shit.

Care to be my toilet buddy? I don't take long, but i can't wipe by myself. Think of all the shits we will share together.

[InvasiveInsomniac]

At 8/3/11 02:55 AM, Hawc wrote:

At 8/2/11 10:05 PM, hoyohoyo9 wrote: If you were taking a shit alone...

stuff

Hawc, my new hero. And FLAMBOY, you make me lol. :D

[ModernPatriot]

My name isn't JIM!

[AlphaCentauri]

I'd call the cops, but not before asking for my bra and thong back.

[Rocksbury]

Newgrounds, never changes.

[Oolaph]

I would call the police and continue on with my day wondering why that man called me Jim.