I use to work at Chuck E. Cheese

[zooos]

But quit, but I'm feeling talkative so ask me any question and I'll answer it to the best of my ability.

Very bored I am, so yea.

Oh and I know the guy who took the picture below.

[Blaze-Heatnix]

Is it true that there's a secret room where kids are kidnapped and raped to death?

[BasedBubbus]

were you chuckee? And did you molest any kids?

[dj9547]

That's a sick picture.

Tell me, where can I get some of that lovely whitey white?

[JeremyLokken]

I hear his full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.

[FLAMBOYTHEIMPALER]

Whats the worst encounter you had with children at Chuckie Cheese?

[Coolest11er]

What are the sanitary conditions like?
Do they put a shitload of salt and other bad stuff in the food?

[funnyhomeboy]

What's your worst experience with a child?

How did you react?

[SpaceWhale]

what do they make their food out of?

[LocoJoe]

Is it true that slaves are put into suits and are forced to play as the band? Is it true that you put heroin needles in the ball pit and the kids get addicted and have terrible cravings when they're not at Chuck E Cheese just so you can increase business?

[JMCJoe]

I used to go to Chuck E. Cheese's. Last year I discovered I had like 4,000 tickets from games that I never used, so I went back to get something for my little brother. I came out with jack shit.

How does it feel to know you used to work at a shitty establishment where the pizza is cardboard, and the prizes cost more tickets then Einstein would be willing to count?

[Makeshift]

Why did you quit?

[mothballs]

Is it true that

[zooos]

At 8/1/11 10:52 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Is it true that there's a secret room where kids are kidnapped and raped to death?

No, but at my store we use to have a door to the Chuck E. dressing room where employee's use to fuck and do coke, thus they eventually removed the door.

At 8/1/11 10:52 PM, MiloBased wrote: were you chuckee? And did you molest any kids?

Yes I've dressed up in the suit and fucking hated it. I never molested a kid, actually I use to complain because some kids would get to touchy feely and the last thing I needed was to be accused of molesting someone's kid.

At 8/1/11 10:52 PM, dj9547 wrote: That's a sick picture.

Tell me, where can I get some of that lovely whitey white?

Anywhere on the North or South side in Milwaukee will do.

At 8/1/11 10:53 PM, JeremyLokken wrote: I hear his full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.

Honestly never heard that, I suppose it makes sense. We just called him Chuck. When I was in the suit I use to do an impression of mickey mouse talking about how he wanted to fucking Minney and Pluto.

At 8/1/11 11:01 PM, Coolest11er wrote: What are the sanitary conditions like?
Do they put a shitload of salt and other bad stuff in the food?

Our store was pretty damn clean especially in the food area. We had mouses that ran around but never, at least to our knowledge, near any food sources. I especially made a point to being clean and sanitized when dealing with food, especially food that was going to kids. Also they food is unhealthy, as for what was in it no fucking clue, I just know there was a bunch of artificial shit in it.

At 8/1/11 11:06 PM, funnyhomeboy wrote: What's your worst experience with a child?

How did you react?

At 8/1/11 10:54 PM, FLAMBOYTHEIMPALER wrote: Whats the worst encounter you had with children at Chuckie Cheese?

Worse encounter was not with "kids" but with teenagers. They liked to hit you if you were in the suit. I told my boss one day next time I get hit I'm going to stomp the shit out of the person who hit me in the suit. Honestly kids weren't that bad and were almost never the issue, it was always the parents.

I've had people want to beat my ass, throw things at me(including beer), and talk about how they were going to kill me. Fucking parents are the problem. You haven't seen stupid until you've seen two adults argue over line skipping.

Funny story I'll include, we once caught 2 teenagers fucking in the sky tubes.

Oh and I'm getting pretty hammered atm so bear with my spelling/grammatical mistakes.

[The-Great-One]

Did'ya know that the guy who founded Atari also founded Chuck E. Cheese?

[zooos]

At 8/1/11 11:12 PM, Addict wrote: No you don't.

Actually yes I do, I know the guy who originally took the picture. I can't help that the picture has been spread around the internet and I didn't claim I had the only copy. He use to work at my store...

At 8/1/11 11:10 PM, Makeshift wrote: Why did you quit?

I quit because they fucked employee's over too much. I was a real hard worker, not only did I do my job but I constantly helped other people with their duties. I even stuck up for others who got constantly fucked over. I was pretty much a manager just without the pay and respect and I got tired of it. The last straw was a raised I was promised that required training, they told me for months they were going to do it and yet things kept "coming up". Although I will say my boss was a cool guy, just not a cool boss. We use to get high in the parking lots and sometimes in the kitchen.

At 8/1/11 11:10 PM, JMCJoe wrote: I used to go to Chuck E. Cheese's. Last year I discovered I had like 4,000 tickets from games that I never used, so I went back to get something for my little brother. I came out with jack shit.

How does it feel to know you used to work at a shitty establishment where the pizza is cardboard, and the prizes cost more tickets then Einstein would be willing to count?

No feelings, it was actually a pretty sweet job for a while. You could slack off, the managers knew and didn't care that you smoked and such. The best part was the weekdays when kids were in school because the mornings were dead and I got unlimited smoke breaks. And I was the cool guy who didn't give a shit about tickets, I use to give out prizes, especially when I was pissed off at my manager, to people that didn't have enough.

At 8/1/11 11:10 PM, LocoJoe wrote: Is it true that slaves are put into suits and are forced to play as the band? Is it true that you put heroin needles in the ball pit and the kids get addicted and have terrible cravings when they're not at Chuck E Cheese just so you can increase business?

We didn't have a ballpit, most stores got rid of it because they were too hard to maintain. And no they weren't slaves, they were robots. Funny thing is we had an outdated "show" as they called it so pieces of the machinery would fall off and reveal a very creepy mechanical inside and use to scare the shit out of kids.

At 8/1/11 11:07 PM, Space-Whale wrote: what do they make their food out of?

Not really sure what you mean. The meats/salad bar were legitimate food, but the things like cheese were loaded with preservatives and artificial ingredients.

[funnyhomeboy]

At 8/1/11 11:13 PM, zooos wrote:
Funny story I'll include, we once caught 2 teenagers fucking in the sky tubes.

Oh and I'm getting pretty hammered atm so bear with my spelling/grammatical mistakes.

Jesus Christ, now I have to clean up this milk that came through my nose.

Also, nothing says classy like fucking your date in a Chuck E Cheese Sky Tubes.

Mommy, why are those two wrestling in the tubes?

[Odinman]

At what point in the day would you start to lose your grip on reality?

[zooos]

At 8/1/11 11:15 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Did'ya know that the guy who founded Atari also founded Chuck E. Cheese?

Yea and that guy is an asshole. Because one of his underlings needed a raise, a lot of people were neglected raises.

The guy in question, made $750,000 a year and got 3 weeks of paid vacation minimum, not to mention all of the benefits he gets when he resigns/quits.

At 8/1/11 11:15 PM, Newgrundling wrote: I have $200 in tokens from around 1990. Can I still use them?

Yes you can. At one point some stores in certain areas were using a card system, so if that's the case they should be able to transfer them to a card. But I'm most certain they changed everyone back to tokens and they will take anything that is the size of a quarter pretty much.

Protip: Don't use quarters, it's cheaper to buy "token" packages then it is just to use quarters.

[PePpEr828]

I have two:

-Did you ever assault any child? (Not sexual, but like punching him/her)

-What's it like in the suit?

[Smittytheghost]

Was it ever so chaotic that you wanted to just die?

[zooos]

At 8/1/11 11:24 PM, funnyhomeboy wrote: Jesus Christ, now I have to clean up this milk that came through my nose.

Also, nothing says classy like fucking your date in a Chuck E Cheese Sky Tubes.

We all use to say that kid must of been a pimp to convince a girl to fuck him in a the skytubes, I believe they were like 14-15. Funny thing is they got 2 kids to block off each side in which they were fucking in. Kids use to smoke cigarettes up there too.

At 8/1/11 11:28 PM, Odinman wrote: At what point in the day would you start to lose your grip on reality?

It really depends, it depends on the day, how busy we were, and what type of crowd it was. Weekends were terrible because we got the "ghetto"/trashy crowd which were full of obnoxious assholes. On a related note I use to fuck with people out of boredom. For instance, you'll get it if you've seem super troopers, I use to replace words with the words "meow". Never once did anyone say anything.

But that job almost required you to get high because of all of the bullshit you dealt with. 98% of staff were potheads.

At 8/1/11 11:35 PM, PePpEr828 wrote: I have two:

-Did you ever assault any child? (Not sexual, but like punching him/her)

-What's it like in the suit?

Nope, never have and never would. Some kids use to piss me off but I don't think I could ever take it to that level. Although one teenager who hit me in the back of the head in the suit I tripped.

In the suit, it's fucking terrible. Our store didn't make enough revenue to get the fancy suits, which had coolers and places for ice packs, so it was literally like roasting in an oven. I also sweat a lot and a lot of times I use to get sweat in my eyes so I would have to walk around with my eyes closed. Wasn't worth the pay. Although after the suit I always got a cigarette break because of how much I sweated which was nice.

[steph2568]

Is it as fun to work there as I think it is?

[orangebomb]

At 8/1/11 11:13 PM, zooos wrote:

At 8/1/11 10:52 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:

I've had people want to beat my ass, throw things at me(including beer), and talk about how they were going to kill me. Fucking parents are the problem. You haven't seen stupid until you've seen two adults argue over line skipping.

Wait a minute, I never knew that Chuck E. Cheese serves beer, unless the parents have gotten it from the outside of course.

Frankly, I don't want to step foot in a Chuck E. Cheese ever again. The last time I was there was for my little cousin's birthday, and it was a horrible experience. First, the food {and especially the pizza} was so bad, I wanted to barf it all up but I managed to keep it down. After the rather lackluster entertainment, I went outside to my car for a quick smoke, and I saw an employee litterly puke his guts out everywhere on the back alley. *shudders*, then I had to go to the bathroom, and there was a nasty smell, that as it turned out, it was another employee that was freaking sleeping on the job, on the toilet no less.

I decided to take my leave after my cousin opened my gift, {which was a bunch of Hot Wheels cars, BTW} and got the hell out of there, claiming I had to go to work for the night and had to go right away. TBH, I just wanted to get the hell out of there and not come back.

[zooos]

At 8/1/11 11:39 PM, Smittytheghost wrote: Was it ever so chaotic that you wanted to just die?

Yep, like I've stated before I use to get threatened to get my ass beat, people use to threatened to kill me, people use to throw things at me, and people use to lie to try and get me fired. Not to mention the general stupidity of the people that came there.

It was one of those jobs that when you got to interact with a nice person, you truly took that to heart. Seriously anytime someone was polite or nice to me, I use to do special "favors" for them like not charging them for something, letting them use my employee discount or giving them free merchandise.

At 8/1/11 11:44 PM, steph2568 wrote: Is it as fun to work there as I think it is?

The only thing that was fun was the people that worked there. I can't speak for other places but we had a pretty good cast (also known as staff). We were all pretty cool with each other, could joke around about anything, and made the shitty days not so shitty. If it wasn't for that that job would have sucked so hard. Although I won't lie some people that came in were actually pretty cool and made the day fun.

[Irrelephant]

when was the closest you ever came to getting fired

[someone-else]

Did you ever steal tickets/tokens and use them at another store?

Did you ever stay late and play the games?

[zooos]

At 8/1/11 11:50 PM, Irrelephant wrote: when was the closest you ever came to getting fired

Not close at all honestly, like I said I was a hard worker. The only thing I can say is I use to speak up for people which use to piss the boss off because I called him out on all of his bullshit.

At 8/1/11 11:51 PM, Travis wrote: That had to be annoying. I would want at least 20 dollars an hour to work with little kids screaming all day.

Again it wasn't the kids, it was the adults who were a hassle. The kids for the most part were pretty cool, there were even some situations where the kids were polite and their parents weren't. I remember one day I had taken an order from a rude lady, she showed no manner what so ever. After I was done her daughter, who must of been 5-8, came up to me and said "Sorry for my mom, thank you". Needless to say when that girl came up for prizes I hooked her up.

At 8/2/11 12:11 AM, someone-else wrote: Did you ever steal tickets/tokens and use them at another store?

Did you ever stay late and play the games?

No, I could get unlimited tokens from the Game tech's because I was friends with them, even then I use to go and do the "PM check" which was when you went around and tested all of the games. As for tickets I could take what I wanted if I really wanted it.

No I never stayed late, usually once I got off I was out of that door quicker then a virgin nuts. I did however use to spend time on the slow days playing games instead of working.

[budwhiser1]

did a kid ever get so sick from eating the food that they threw up everywhere (and not in the bathroom).

[Stereocrisis]

Have you ever heard of Cheesy Chuck's? It a sleazy pizza dump with whores everywhere.

I don't know, I'm making this up.