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[InvasiveInsomniac]

Today, I _____ with the user _____. After that, we decided to take a trip to _____, where we _____. Once we finished _____, we were pretty tired, so we went back to _____ for a _____. It was a good day. :)

My version.

Today, I played Black Ops with the user GodOfVideoGames. After that, we decided to take a trip to the Grand Canyon, where we shot planes out of the sky with a rocket launcher. Once we finished masturbating over how awesome we are, we were pretty tired, so we went back to my house for a session on Guitar Hero. It was a good day. :)

[Atlas]

Today, I made a flash with the user Afro-Ninja After that, we decided to take a trip to Decibel's House where we made music. Once we finished making music we were pretty tired, so we went back to Ng H.Q. for a night of sleep and flash creating. It was a good day. :)

[PePpEr828]

Today, I went to a hospital with the user fuck-fuck-fuck. After that, we decided to take a trip to fuckland, where we learned that being virgins sucked. Once we finished fucking, we were pretty tired, so we went back to a singles bar for a girlfriend. It was a good day. :)

[Dicktation]

Today, I conversed with the user Irrelephant. After that, we decided to take a trip to Team Fortress 2, where we captured the intel several times. Once we finished building our sentries, we were pretty tired, so we went back to the resupply locker for a grope. It was a good day. :)

true story

[FLAMBOYTHEIMPALER]

Today, I compared dicks with the user InvasiveInsomniac . After that, we decided to take a trip to the local strip club, where we fucked strippers . Once we finished sucking cocks, we were pretty tired, so we went back to the partybus for a keg of Heineken . It was a good day. :)

[Squidbit]

Today, I has sex with the user Squidbit. After that, we decided to take a trip to Applebees, where we played hopscotch. Once we finished playing basketball at Applebees, we were pretty tired, so we went back to the future for a happy meal. It was a good day. :(