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How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 09:34 PM Reply

Not counting testicles (balls), how many parts of a penis can you cut off until there is nothing left but a pee hole?

My guess is it would go something like this:

1. Foreskin (if applicable)
2. Head
3. Middle of shaft
4. Base

How would you guys extend this penis-slicing torture?

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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 09:35 PM Reply

Add salt.


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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 09:36 PM Reply

Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there


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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 09:36 PM Reply

I'd rather think about cutting vagina's.


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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 09:37 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 09:34 PM, Painbringer wrote: How would you guys extend this penis-slicing torture?

Cut the veins out before cutting the entire shaft off.


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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 09:37 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

Oh god that's a terrible image.

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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 09:38 PM Reply

Shove it in a blender.


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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 09:46 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

That would be like shaving pieces off a turkey neck.

It would be fascinating to actually see your finished product.

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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 10:37 PM Reply

...Why the fuck are you guys thinking about this?


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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 10:40 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

Shut the fuck up. That image is never leaving my head dammit. WHY???

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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 10:44 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

By the Gods!


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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 10:48 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

Could do this and for each layer pulled off, pour salt and lemon juice on it each time.


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Response to How many times can you cut a penis? Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 10:50 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

The image of what you said will forever be burned into those who read it.