How many times can you cut a penis?

[Painbringer]

Not counting testicles (balls), how many parts of a penis can you cut off until there is nothing left but a pee hole?

My guess is it would go something like this:

1. Foreskin (if applicable)
2. Head
3. Middle of shaft
4. Base

How would you guys extend this penis-slicing torture?

[Fap-Attack]

Add salt.

[STEM]

Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

[Cereal]

I'd rather think about cutting vagina's.

[Chocomilk]

At 7/29/11 09:34 PM, Painbringer wrote: How would you guys extend this penis-slicing torture?

Cut the veins out before cutting the entire shaft off.

[Squidbit]

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

Oh god that's a terrible image.

[LucasJC]

Shove it in a blender.

[ClockworkSpace]

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

That, sir, is the most hilarious thing I have read all day. Kudos to you.

[Painbringer]

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

That would be like shaving pieces off a turkey neck.

It would be fascinating to actually see your finished product.

[Zeppelyn]

...Why the fuck are you guys thinking about this?

[Entice]

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

Shut the fuck up. That image is never leaving my head dammit. WHY???

[Smittytheghost]

the horror.

[ifureadthisdie]

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

By the Gods!

[SCTE3]

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

Could do this and for each layer pulled off, pour salt and lemon juice on it each time.

[drknes]

At 7/29/11 09:36 PM, STEM wrote: Alternatively you could carve away the skin like an orange peel until there's nothing left but a flaccid, ~6 inch long urethra just dangling there

The image of what you said will forever be burned into those who read it.