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A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:30 PM Reply

You wake up with a searing pain in your genitals. You look down to see blood everywhere. You freak out. A women approaches you and says. "Did you sleep well"? She smiles and hold your penis. You get a very good look at her. She then knocks you out and leaves you for dead. A couple of your friends find you and take you to the hospital. They have to remove your balls and leave a little hole in so you can pee.
Your friends tell you everything is going to be alright. You are deeply depressed. One month later your friends tell you to meet you in an abandoned house. When you get there you see the woman who ruined your life all tied up. Your friends smile at you and pat you in the back. Then leave. What do you do to this woman? Oh and she can't die until you want her too. If you are a girl then same rules(a woman did this to you) but she cut off your boobs.

If this happened to me, I would just leave. I'm not about to kill a human being as much as I would like to.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:33 PM Reply

Well, I can't hurt anyone. I would just free her.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:34 PM Reply

I'd rape her with my....oh wait. I'd cut off her clitoris, remove her ovaries, and tattoo "Joe was here!" right on the mons pubis.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:35 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 04:33 PM, Asandir wrote: Well, I can't hurt anyone. I would just free her.

No asandir. That would not be wise. It is good not to hurt her but if you set her free she would hurt more people. Which in turn would be worse. Think ;).


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:35 PM Reply

Where's the fun in cutting off a sleeping man's penis?

If anything I'd be "the woman"
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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:36 PM Reply

If was sorry and felt regret I would let her go. If she didnt i would just leave her to starve.

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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:36 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 04:35 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 7/29/11 04:33 PM, Asandir wrote: Well, I can't hurt anyone. I would just free her.
No asandir. That would not be wise. It is good not to hurt her but if you set her free she would hurt more people. Which in turn would be worse. Think ;).

Oh. Well, I would bring her to the police then, she would be put in jail for cutting off my gummy worm.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:37 PM Reply

Well first off, she would probably be in jail or at least be facing some form of assault charges so I would think that financial compensation would likely be the route that would be taken by the average person.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:37 PM Reply

My friends wouldn't do that for me.
I'd have to hunt her down myself.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:40 PM Reply

Just leave her there because I know she can't get away. And if she can't die, I'll make her stay alive forever, just enduring the pain of starvation for all of eternity. If she made my life a constant living Hell, then I should extend her the same courtesy.

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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:40 PM Reply

hmmmmm

I'd asked my friend to kill her so I could pull up a chair, grab a soda from the fridge and relax.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:40 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 04:37 PM, Boss wrote: My friends wouldn't do that for me.
I'd have to hunt her down myself.

Ok then same situation. You find her, tie her up, and have her there where no one can find her or hear her. What do you do?


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:41 PM Reply

Tear off her pubic hair with a strip of wax, and tear off her fingernails slowly. Then tie her up somewhere she cannot be found and leave her to rot.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:41 PM Reply

I'd cut all of her limbs, tits, and clit off and feed them to her, but I'd let her live afterwards. I wouldn't care if I went to prison for it, it's not like I'd be getting pussy or having kids on the outside anyway.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:42 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 04:41 PM, chiefindomer wrote: I'd cut all of her limbs, tits, and clit off and feed them to her, but I'd let her live afterwards. I wouldn't care if I went to prison for it, it's not like I'd be getting pussy or having kids on the outside anyway.

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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:45 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 04:40 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Just leave her there because I know she can't get away. And if she can't die, I'll make her stay alive forever, just enduring the pain of starvation for all of eternity. If she made my life a constant living Hell, then I should extend her the same courtesy.

Sounds logical unless she cut off your penis and then the doctors had to remove your balls only for her to come in and have them do surgery so she has them. Would be rather strange.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:45 PM Reply

For a woman, you should've said cut off your clit. Can you orgasm from your tits? No.
But yeah I'd still be pissed and.. Cut her tits off. Then maybe I could transplant them on me, haha.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:45 PM Reply

Rape her (only by sucking her of course) and then beat her until she dies from too much pain. Just keep beating her up and don't stop.

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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:46 PM Reply

I would beat her to fucking DEATH.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:48 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 04:30 PM, SSPBourne wrote: If this happened to me, I would just leave. I'm not about to kill a human being as much as I would like to.

So someone has just mutilated you in a horrific way with no remorse and tried to murder you, but you're not ready to kill or torture?

Yeah, sure. And if I get shot and wake up in hospital I might as well just mail him some more bullets.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:49 PM Reply

Sue her for lots of money.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:50 PM Reply

I would toy with her, recreating Cupcakes in my own personal way. Then I will begin the harvest and enjoy some tasty cupcakes in the future days.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:52 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 04:50 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I would toy with her, recreating Cupcakes in my own personal way. Then I will begin the harvest and enjoy some tasty cupcakes in the future days.

Interesting. Guess you could also ask her she felt the need to cut off your dick/boobs and ask her where her life went so wrong.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:52 PM Reply

Like Asandir, I couldn't actually kill or harm her; I'd most likely leave.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 04:56 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 04:30 PM, SSPBourne wrote: If this happened to me, I would just leave. I'm not about to kill a human being as much as I would like to.

I would think that if someone cut off your dick, your logical brain would be thrown out the window and you would pretty much be in a sate of shock, pain, and rage. I am sure you would probably try to kill her.

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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 05:00 PM Reply

I'd draw a penis on her face and run away giggling like a school girl

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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 05:01 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 04:45 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 7/29/11 04:40 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Just leave her there because I know she can't get away. And if she can't die, I'll make her stay alive forever, just enduring the pain of starvation for all of eternity. If she made my life a constant living Hell, then I should extend her the same courtesy.
Sounds logical unless she cut off your penis and then the doctors had to remove your balls only for her to come in and have them do surgery so she has them. Would be rather strange.

I'm sorry I'm not comprehending what you are saying.

At 7/29/11 04:45 PM, Zeppelyn wrote: For a woman, you should've said cut off your clit. Can you orgasm from your tits? No.
But yeah I'd still be pissed and.. Cut her tits off. Then maybe I could transplant them on me, haha.

How about both your tits and clitoris then? Ok that is the new one. Thanks.

Ok guys great replies. Very honest.

At 7/29/11 04:48 PM, The-universe wrote: So someone has just mutilated you in a horrific way with no remorse and tried to murder you, but you're not ready to kill or torture?

Yes. And neither was Asandir.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 05:02 PM Reply

depending on my particular mood at the time, and how long it had been since the incident, I may or may not gouge out her eyes or something...
at very least, I'd do something to her, even if that something meant turning her into the police.
I may or may not kill her instead.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 05:03 PM Reply

Sue her for the amount of money it would take to recreate my penis.
I'd also make sure she went to jail for assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, and trespassing.

Then continue my life as normal.


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Response to A girl cuts off your penis. Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 05:04 PM Reply

At 7/29/11 05:01 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 7/29/11 04:45 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 7/29/11 04:40 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Just leave her there because I know she can't get away. And if she can't die, I'll make her stay alive forever, just enduring the pain of starvation for all of eternity. If she made my life a constant living Hell, then I should extend her the same courtesy.
Sounds logical unless she cut off your penis and then the doctors had to remove your balls only for her to come in and have them do surgery so she has them. Would be rather strange.

As in she had doctor friends that were sadistic and told her the only way she could become a dude aside from hormones is for her to cut off a guy's dick then they would remove his balls and give them to her. Not even sure if it's possible in the first place.


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