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I buy shit.

Your theory just flew out the window.

Why would I want to be a part of a mass collection of judgemental assholes who will look at you funny for doing something not normal.

I'm not a member of the society.

I may not be the most useful member of society, but I know that there are many that make me look better, in comparison. I'm pretty OK with being somewhere in the middle in terms of productivity.

I've donated to charity in the past and I continue to do so when I have things I no longer need. There's quite a few charity shops in my area and this is no hassle whatsoever for me.

At 7/28/11 07:23 PM, Retrospective wrote: And I'm willing to bet no-one here can prove me wrong.

Why should I prove you wrong? I'm not obligated to.

At 7/28/11 07:23 PM, Retrospective wrote: And I'm willing to bet no-one here can prove me wrong.

I can't prove you wrong, yes.

fuck you

At 7/28/11 08:00 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: At least I don't vandalise bus stops, I just consume liberal amounts of electricity and bandwidth.

That's what all of us do.

A year ago I donated all my childhood books to charity.

I gave £10 to pudsey bear

I've strangled several black people

At 7/28/11 07:23 PM, Retrospective wrote: And I'm willing to bet no-one here can prove me wrong.

im going to become a docter and if we go into a war i approve of (like if germany has another relapse and we go into WWIII and its not fought with nukes) i will sign up for the army the day im elligable

I am. I serve no purpose at all.

But the trick is, I don't care at all.

At 7/28/11 07:23 PM, Retrospective wrote: And I'm willing to bet no-one here can prove me wrong.

Technically, I can't prove you wrong and you cannot prove yourself right because you issued an opinion, not a statement that can be true or untrue.

But let's just ignore that technicality for a second; I don't think I'm useless as a member to society because I like to help people and I'm a regular blood donor.

Well, there's three pages of Newgrounders getting very defensive for some odd reason.

Perhaps it's because we don't contribute anything to society and we desperately need to justify it? WHo knows?

I take care of other people's kids, and the children ARE the future

At 7/28/11 07:23 PM, Retrospective wrote: And I'm willing to bet no-one here can prove me wrong.

Dammit, you're right.

I am a useless member of society.