Choose how i die.

[link4president]

Okay i had a really crappy day. Woke up stepping in dog shit. My fridge broke and ruined all my food. And worst of all my Ocarina of time data got erased. You know what they say "laughter is the best medicine" and i thought why not make a thread seeing people post creative and funny way's for me to die. So make me laugh. How should i die? (not going all emo i just need a good laugh)

[ganon95]

by dying

[TrueLAD]

Get tickled to death by whatever you want.

[Squidbit]

At 7/28/11 05:55 AM, ganon95 wrote: by dying

I'm so disappointed in your response. With your name and OP's name, you could have said something much funnier. Shame on you.

[shrimpchris]

Put your dog in the freezer part, put your N64 W/OoT in the meat compartment of the fridge, soak the fridge in gasoline, start it on fire then climb into the main part and join your most beloved things in your final minutes.

That's all I could come up with... Sorry.

[walterwagner]

by one of your major arteries failing

[link4president]

At 7/28/11 05:58 AM, shrimpchris wrote: Put your dog in the freezer part, put your N64 W/OoT in the meat compartment of the fridge, soak the fridge in gasoline, start it on fire then climb into the main part and join your most beloved things in your final minutes.

That's all I could come up with... Sorry.

Okay thats actually creative and made me laugh.

[Bogoblin]

Cut off your feet and spread them around the Vancouver area. Then bleed to death with great satisfaction.

[shrimpchris]

At 7/28/11 06:02 AM, link4president wrote:

At 7/28/11 05:58 AM, shrimpchris wrote: That's all I could come up with... Sorry.

Okay thats actually creative and made me laugh.

Why, thank ya!

[Phobotech]

Acquire a car, drive onto the highway, find a semi-truck, and see how far you can get in your efforts to board the truck, pry and discard the driver, and get away with their truck. If police chase, make it epic and don't let them take you alive.

[GamingWeston]

You will choke between two enormous titties

[MisterTig]

I will choke you with your intestines and then tear your lungs out, then tear off your arms and legs and eat your brain.

What? You asked for a way to die.

[JeromeMoo]

I'll bust my friend Anders out of Norwiegan prison and you and him will play IRL counter-strike at a kiddie pool.

[Allaire]

At 7/28/11 08:12 AM, JeromeMoo wrote: I'll bust my friend Anders out of Norwiegan prison and you and him will play IRL counter-strike at a kiddie pool.

LOL.

I bet you'd hear "Terrorists Win" after that.

[JMCJoe]

I will cut myself, then you will drown in a pool of my blood.

[BlakeMo]

Experience a brain aneurysm in your sleep. Quick and painless

[GeneralPlanet]

Death by Punchmaster.

[razorbladesigh]

Don't be so lazy, make your own ideas. Next you'll be asking us to do it for you.

[treedude]

Worst way to die.

Your dog chomps your dick off and you bleed to death slowly.

[FinalFantasyFan101]

do this lol

[Smittytheghost]

Death by Snu Snu.

[explodingbunnies]

Have your legs tied up so you can only walk on your knees, and walk on a road of shattered glass, metal shrapnels, and small stones all over until you have no knees left and die.

[tox]

At 7/28/11 05:55 AM, TrueLAD wrote: Get tickled to death by whatever you want.

i agree with this post <D

[Asandir]

Ok, you will die peacefully in your sleep, after having a fulfilled life.

[HomicidialFrog]

Fly into a Black Hole and see what happens. Since you're willing to die who care's whats on the other side?

It's what I'd do if I was suicidal.

Seriously, in RL we need to get a bunch of suicidal people and fly them through a Black Hole willingly so they can come back (If possible) and tell us what happened.

[poinl]

At 7/28/11 05:55 AM, ganon95 wrote:.

by dying

of course ganon replies to a thread about zelda.

[poinl]

anyways,, if you want to die, you should tottaly shove you head in a gaint jar of mayonayse. Before it drowns you, start headbutting random things.

If ythats not good enough, make it ooked like someone murderd you XD, that would be funnny as hell to watch up from heaven, or down from...

[InZane3]

by pooping.

[DarkKingBernard]

Russian Roulette!
Come on, I need a new challenger.

[poinl]

At 7/28/11 12:45 PM, DarkKingBernard wrote: Russian Roulette!
Come on, I need a new challenger.

with six bullets?
hello no.