The Tale of the Evil Goldfish

[treedude]

One day I went to the pet store with my parents when I was a kid.
Then my parents said, get something cheap, because I only have 30 dollars.
So I saw this sale on gold fishes 50 for 1 dollars WHOOOOAA!
So we bought the gold fishes and they were all crammed into one bag.

When I got home, I put them all into 1 Aquarium.
The first couple days I fed them.
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But then I stopped feeding them.
Day after day I saw fish floating to the top dead.
Then I saw that there was a very fat gold fish, that was 3X the size of the others.
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Then I saw the fat fish start attacking the other fish, after it started nibbling on a dead corpse.
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The worst thing about it was that the gold fish was pulling on the gills of the other fish intil it broke their necks.
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So I let them all swim around in the fish tank for another week.
and by the end of the week.
The fat gold fish was the only one there and it has doubled in side.
Now 6x larger than the smaller ones.
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So I put soap in the fish tank and killed the fat gold fish, that was his reward breathing in soapy water.

[TheToweringGiant]

Cool story bro

[Bogoblin]

You fucking psycho...

1. Forced 50 goldfish into a tiny bowl.

2. Forced a fish into cannibalism.

3. Killed the fish with soap.

Are you fucked in the head?

[IrreverentlyConfused]

XD what a tale..

[Ragnarokia]

I hate how we are seen.

[zag]

OP is an asshole :(
poor fishies!

[treedude]

Fishes are bitches and should be thrown in ditches.

[dj9547]

At 7/27/11 06:41 PM, treedude wrote: Fishes are bitches and should be thrown in ditches.

Fuck you. Fish are awesome.